I f*****g love AOC

Cos that's what the billionaires encourage them to do

My parents raised me on straight stuff only but my genetics didn’t care and I’m still gay

Nah it's the powerful, they are just hiding that fact behind their money

Just lately he suggested taking the Panama canal and Greenland by force in order to protect the free world.... Protecting the free world by invading it....

And you don't have to put up a name to know who it is :(

It's male reproductive rights so of course it will be more important than women's rights 😔😑

Sad yet true

T.T And they're celebrating that the cancer won.

Ha!

These are so very frustrating

Technically Jesus was a Zombie...

Literally anything that might help people or the community.....SOCIALISM! Get your commie butts out of here!

But Elon is so cool and smart, and if I ride his meat hard enough he might notice me.

Tell ‘em, Grandma!

Ugh this just makes me sick to my stomach 🤢

Best we can do is a cardboard box and slice of Velveeta

Great start...... next eat most of the pizza as a form of tax for them not having money

Yep

The world would be so much funnier if people like this just got automatically deported. If I was in charge I'd make that a rule for a laugh. I remember before the Brexit vote seeing people on the news with clearly non-English accents saying they shouldn't let any more of those foreigners in. lmao

Flex honestly

Do they get overtime? Or is that coming out of their vacation days?

Yup. Prove to us you don't need money so we can give you money.

In Sweden ot has happened multiple times that firefighters are lured in on fake fires and ambushed. Some areas they now cant enter without police escort.

Show us the replacement level money and then maybe we’ll talk babies

Get ready, people on social security! And if you voted for trump, as always, fúck you and thanks so fúcking much!

Soon to be known as the "Luigi Defense"

Contraception exists

I'm really hoping that's "sh*tty" blurred out, and not "sexy"...

I can't even begin to tell you how much I wish Elon Musk were nothing more than a bit of undigested beef.

Next thing you know, them uppity women folk will be wanting to vote

To conservatives, "socialism" is any public program that helps people they don't like.

Especially when it’s been proven over and over that raising minimum wage doesn’t have to mean food costs go up. It just shows that big businesses are getting more and more greedy, and one day the bubble is going to burst.

*Cries in American*

That hits pretty hard. Everyone (including me ofc) wants things to be better but also has a limit of how much personal"discomfort" they are willing to accept to make that happen. Will have to reassess my priorities methinks

Ahh the American dream

Democrats are kinda of like woke executioners, they be like, "could you tell us your pronouns before we cut off your head"?

Isn't that where the bags go? Or are they just going to duct tape you to the wing now?

Yep

Was she allowed to fly?

Please tell me where I can find a treasury bond that yields 8%. I will then be able to make 3 million bucks by selling that information.

They step on the backs of others

Yes

I had to look thkat up. It is about how to identify adtuöterous wifes by poisoning them with some kind of toxic water. The abortion is a side effect, not the purpose.

Or better yet, just do it the way our parents did, and some of us still do: buy beans and make an actual pot of coffee

Actually it was more than that. The dollar fell in value. 5 dollars in 1950 would be more like 30 today. Then there were the wars, reaganomics, and people like Trump raising rents to untenable levels. It used to be cheap to live in New York, for example. Now that single studio is gonna run you 7000 a month

Minimum wage is actually supposed to be enough to support a family of two adults and two children. It’s not even enough to support one person who walks everywhere and doesn’t eat a lot.

😂

Ha this is pretty funny

Don't forget those of us who are still in our 30s and have all of them. Asbestos removed from my childhood home at 8, lead pipes in my 1950s house, and of course, plastic everything