50 Times People Spotted Some Of The Most Hilarious Bumper Stickers Ever (New Pics)
Humor is a superpower. If you’re genuinely able to make others laugh, smile, and giggle till there are tears in their eyes, it’s a gift that keeps on giving. However, you don’t need to be good at traditional comedy like doing skits or stand-up to brighten up people’s day. All you really need is a dash of creativity, a bit of bravery, and a car.
Our laughter-loving team here at Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest, wittiest, and silliest photos or real-life bumper stickers from all around the net. And they’re an unexpected delight! Scroll down for a good dose of humor, upvote your fave signs, and feel free to send the most hilarious ones to your friends. Who knows, you might just inspire them to slap something similar on their vehicle.
Meanwhile, check out Bored Panda's interview about good and clear design with a representative of StickerShop.co.uk, a UK-based digital print store that specializes in labels and stickers.
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Stupid Bumper Sticker
A Bumper Sticker I Saw In My Travels Today
Quite Possibly My Favorite Bumper Sticker
Bored Panda wanted to learn more about the key things to keep in mind when designing stickers for clarity, as well as what can help the designs stand out from the crowd. A member of the UK-based StickerShop.co.uk team, Callum, was kind enough to shed some light on this.
"When you are designing a sticker with the intention of it to stand out above all other stickers we would always recommend using bold, bright contrasting colors!" he told us.
"We print artwork on a huge range of fluorescent and metallic self-adhesive vinyls. When the customer's artwork has colors that contrast these materials they really pop and draw attention," the representative said via email.
"Fonts and font size is a huge factor to consider when creating your artwork. Depending if your sticker is intended to be read from a distance, or from up close you want your audience to be able to read what is on your sticker with ease."
This Sticker On The Back Of This School Bus I Saw Today
Love Is Love
You Got It, Boss
No, it wouldn't. Current trucks still have a drag coefficient of 0.7...0.8, because they are shaped like a brick, supposed to do 80 kph max (although like 99% of them exceed this significantly, ...) and, in many countries, length is restricted. You can either invest length into lower drag or larger capacity, not both. Actually, issuing a law that allows longer vehicles if, and only if and because, they have a drag coefficient that is significantly lower would make some sense. 0.8 is not that great, it's more embarrassing to still accept it ... but, you can only reduce it by making the truck longer ... as length limits are still careless about drag, I don't even want to calculate how much Diesel we could safe ... it's the number of trucks, the large cross section, that make this relevant enough to adress it. Trucks shouldn't be shaped like bricks, more like dildoes.
Meanwhile, we were curious about how the materials and adhesives differ when creating bumper stickers, compared to more 'regular' ones that you might stick on surfaces at home.
"When creating a bumper sticker, we always opt for a waterproof vinyl material with a permanent adhesive to ensure the bumper sticker stays stuck to the car and doesn't come off easily," the StickerShop.co.uk representative told Bored Panda.
"We have a range of other materials that we can print on, some of which wouldn't be suitable for bumpers as they are made from paper materials which eventually disintegrate as they get damaged by water."
Someone Carries These Stickers Around Just For This
Saw This Bumper Sticker On My Way To Class Last Week
Someone Has To Drive The Babies
Car bumper stickers—like any other signs—have just a split second to make an impact on the person looking at them. So technical things like the format, the kerning (that’s the spacing between letters), the color, and the background all matter. As does the length of the text and any images you use!
And that’s on top of the actual joke—ideally, you want to cram something so witty in there that’s going to get others chuckling even when their mood is very low (and it’ll get more people admiring your sticker, too). So sticker designers have a ton of things to think about.
This Passive-Aggressive Car Sticker
A Bumper Sticker I Saw In A Parking Lot
Best Bumper Sticker Troll
I’m concerned for my sanity. This took me a minute. I think I’m the idiot.
Not only that, designers have to keep in mind that bumper stickers aren’t just digital designs: you have to think about the practical side of things. Including what adhesive you use, what material the actual sticker is going to be made of, and how all of these are going to be affected by changes in temperature, excessive sunlight, rain, and snow.
To oversimplify things, you want to make a sticker that, well, sticks without damaging the underlying material and keeps its message legible as time passes. Of course, no sticker is going to be immune to entropy! But it makes a huge difference whether you have to change one witty bumper sticker for another after just a few weeks or a few years.
A Candidate I Can Get Behind
A Punny Bumper Sticker
Best Bumper Sticker/Placement I've Seen On A Car In A While
The joke and/or message itself should be very brief and clear. Both of these things lie at the core of comedy, impactful signs, and even witty internet posts. To put it simply, with so much information and entertainment surrounding us in the world (from real-life ads to the veritable bombardment of news and memes and video clips on social media), our attention spans have been becoming shorter and shorter.
CNN reports that the average attention span used to be around 2.5 minutes in 2004. This then fell to 75 seconds a few years later, and now, people can pay an average of barely 47 seconds on one screen. Not only that, research has shown that it takes over 25 minutes to refocus on what we were originally doing if our attention gets diverted. With this context in mind, it makes sense for content—including bumper sticker quips—to be as to the point as possible. Otherwise, people might just skip over the message, not wanting to bother reading something that’s overly long or wordy.
This Sticker On A Minivan. Even More Perfect
Honest Bumper Sticker
While it is pretty funny, you might want to take that off when your kid knows how to read…
Most Amusing Family Stickers I’ve Seen
It really helps to ask someone for their thoughts before rushing off to print your newest sticker design. Everyone, no matter how great of a designer they are, needs a second opinion and a fresh set of eyes. Show your design to a few friends, relatives, or colleagues. They might surprise you with their insights and even offer some thoughts on making the joke even better.
This Bumper Sticker On My Campus
To be fair, I drive automatics and shift sticks on a daily basis, and I prefer shift stick while driving on the hill. But I see how someone would be intimidated by this😅
So What Happens If You Find Someone Else With The Same Car And Bumper Sticker?
This Is A Message I Can Get Behind
For example, they might spot a silly typo your brain just skipped over; or reveal that the font and color combo you chose is really hard on the eyes. Who knows, they might even chuckle at how the spacing of the letters creates an entirely different set of words than you intended. The word ‘click’ can take on an entirely different meaning if your kerning is off and the ‘c’ ends up combining with the ‘l.’ Keep that in mind no matter what logo or sign you’re designing!
Bumper Sticker By Durex
Saw This Sticker On The Back Of A Car While Working, Definitely Had A Good Laugh
In Case You Need To Connect While On The Road
The point is that you shouldn’t be afraid of listening to some gentle criticism about your designs. One sign of a pro is that they don’t take these things personally. Instead, they objectively consider the advice they got and apply what’s useful while discarding the rest. It also helps to realize that nobody’s perfect and nobody can be truly competent at a dozen different things.
Saw This Sticker On A Car A While Ago
Pspspsps
My cat attacked me, think I'm meant to warn you that she's on a quest to find and destroy you idk
And you know everyone with a cat will be saying this at some point of their day, I have said it 3 times already
This Bumper Sticker
This one is clever, and I've never seen it before. I hope it moves to the top!
For instance, you might genuinely need the services of a proofreader because typos are something you’re awful at finding, no matter how much you try. It’s better to seek their services instead of ending up embarrassed and worrying about your wallet, with hundreds of stickers you need to redesign and then reprint. Or you might be a wiz at cooking up witty one-liners but may need a digital designer’s services to make them stand out from the crowd. Know your limits—don’t be scared of collaboration.
I Saw This Car Today
The Toaster-Mobiiiile (yeah I’m gonna have to think of a better name…)
Beware Of Alien Abduction
Can You Read?
We’d love to hear which of these sticker designs made you laugh the hardest, dear Pandas. Were there any that you’d love to slap onto your own car bumper? What kind of stickers do you currently have on your vehicles? Share your thoughts in the comments. Meanwhile, for some more witty and silly bumper stickers, check out Bored Panda’s previous feature right over here.
My Favorite Bumper Sticker Ever
All Important Concerns
What Would Jesus Do? Probably My Favorite Bumper Sticker I've Seen (Virginia, USA)
jesus! Why would he do such a thing! (you see what I did there hehe)
I Fixed The Car, Babe
Best Bumper Sticker Ever
Finally, Put On My New Bumper Sticker
NO! FOR THE RISE OF THE CATS SHALL BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS! OUR DAY IS EVERY DAY!!
Saw This Bumper Sticker During My Drive Around Town The Other Day
This Bumper Sticker
Just Had To Share This Gem
A Bumper Sticker That I Saw Today
The Sticker Rules, But Combined With The License Plate, It Is Even Better
How To: Earn Free Bumper Stickers
I Made A Bumper Sticker
Found This Bumper Sticker The Other Day
Best Teacher Bumper Sticker
Epic Driver
Of All The Wise Bumper Stickers Out There
Made Me Smile
When you see a car with a faded baby on board sticker feel free to gently ram into it
Made This For The People On The Highway Who Won't Let Me Merge To Exit
This Is Hilarious
Many decades ago, a friend of mine had a Mini Cooper. One of the old ones, that was actually a very small car. (the modern Mini's are considerably larger). It was a very small red car. It had a bumper sticker: "When I grow up, I want to be a Fire Truck"
There's a Dodge pickup here that has "My son was inmate of the month at San Quentin State Prison "
I have a window decal of Jessica Rabbit that says "I'm not bad I just drive that way"
On t he used clunker I drove for a while I had a bumper sticker made that said "this space for rent." No one took me up on the offer.
My favorite that I saw recently was a bumper sticker that said "will stop for free plants and garage sales."
Here are some of the best I've ever seen: "This car is constipated - can't pass a thing" "I swore I would never buy an SUV - but that was three kids ago" "Thank you for not laughing at this car" "I brake for hallucinations" (had this one on my ratty ol' Corolla) "Please hit me - I need the money" "Answer my prayers - steal this car!' "God is too big for one religion" "Keep honking - I'm reloading" "I don't care what you love, what your other car is, or what you'd rather be doing"
Guys need better ones. I have seen I'm with stupid with arrow putting at the car behind them Guy holding back gas indicator W***y coyote on big dent My favorite. I go slow to p**s you off
Years ago my neighbour had a pos rust bucket with the sticker "warning! Dilithium test vehicle! Warp drive may engage without notice." Still my favourite sticker ever!
On an old clunker I drove some years ago I had a bumper sticker made that said 'this space for rent'. No one took me up on the offer.
For a few years I drove a clunker that was literally falling apart around me. The back was plastered with bumper stickers. I like the one I had specially made: This space for rent. No one ever took me up on the offer.
In the 80's a twat I knew had "my other car is a Porsche" on his Jag. And yes, he did have a Porsche too
Many decades ago, a friend of mine had a Mini Cooper. One of the old ones, that was actually a very small car. (the modern Mini's are considerably larger). It was a very small red car. It had a bumper sticker: "When I grow up, I want to be a Fire Truck"
There's a Dodge pickup here that has "My son was inmate of the month at San Quentin State Prison "
I have a window decal of Jessica Rabbit that says "I'm not bad I just drive that way"
On t he used clunker I drove for a while I had a bumper sticker made that said "this space for rent." No one took me up on the offer.
My favorite that I saw recently was a bumper sticker that said "will stop for free plants and garage sales."
Here are some of the best I've ever seen: "This car is constipated - can't pass a thing" "I swore I would never buy an SUV - but that was three kids ago" "Thank you for not laughing at this car" "I brake for hallucinations" (had this one on my ratty ol' Corolla) "Please hit me - I need the money" "Answer my prayers - steal this car!' "God is too big for one religion" "Keep honking - I'm reloading" "I don't care what you love, what your other car is, or what you'd rather be doing"
Guys need better ones. I have seen I'm with stupid with arrow putting at the car behind them Guy holding back gas indicator W***y coyote on big dent My favorite. I go slow to p**s you off
Years ago my neighbour had a pos rust bucket with the sticker "warning! Dilithium test vehicle! Warp drive may engage without notice." Still my favourite sticker ever!
On an old clunker I drove some years ago I had a bumper sticker made that said 'this space for rent'. No one took me up on the offer.
For a few years I drove a clunker that was literally falling apart around me. The back was plastered with bumper stickers. I like the one I had specially made: This space for rent. No one ever took me up on the offer.
In the 80's a twat I knew had "my other car is a Porsche" on his Jag. And yes, he did have a Porsche too