I worked for this hotel chain! Had them all at one point as every hotel had a different one :)

Nope it doesn't. It doesn't even have the same mouth feel.

But we all know the glass bottles are best!

I should not have read that with a mouthful of coffee

i think an award ceremony for the best toasts of the year we can call it the toasties the award will be a golden toaster with toast sticking out the top

Or these days, a smart car.

Math vandals

I would just mumble "you're welcome" if that was me.

They knew what you were doing!

You might want to move to another country. Just to be sure.

I need mine to be light in colour and have thin rims and thicker bottom.

My favorite is "Food weapons" for knife and fork.

I've bin there

I think the guy who's first is the binstigator

We call them trash containers. Wheelie Binh is the Vietnamese Evel Knievel

Love it when that same person puts out the recycle bin when it's not the right week but everyone else does too.

Happens in the U.S. Glad there's a name for it. Swear that they're checking to see if they can beat the guy who beat them last time.

That would be my mom. I just stay out of her way.

My mum would always ask me if it was the week to put out the recycling bin. I always knew because it would be the same week I got my paycheck. Then I lost my job. Bin chaos ensued.

That's from American HOAs. Brits don't care about who puts the bin out 1st.

I wish we called them bins here. The closest we get to that term, is rubbish and recycling containers. Most everyone else, trash can.

I am taking it that he is saying garbage day?

My word is peefluencers aka dogs. they are the original p**s bloggers afer all.

And then is the 1st to bring their bin in as well.

You glance out the window, learn it's not only collection day, it's recycling day, and rush your own bins out there.

My next door neighbour

I have toasties quite often, The machine is ridiculously easy to use, and ridiculously easy to clean. Unlike most of my small appliances.

They will find out soon enough.

No sense of humour these bankers.

I can do this without leaving the house

You taught me, Kenny!

"Been busy" ?

No sugar OR MILK, M**********R!!!

Finishing the speech with "Thank you, and till the next time." won't help either...

we have its called a bacon sandwich

It is not a tree, it is a tr

Yeah, nah...school sucked.

Sharing is caring.

Even though "anywhere here" is about 10 miles away from your actual destination!

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You're including the Irish, Scot's, and Welsh? I 100% think you're right. We did start as a land for Puritans.

😂😂

Our house was newly built when we moved in and it was two years before any delivery places acknowledged we existed and would accept our order!

I still eat them once a day, one a day then or one pack a day now, just a matter of semantics…

Yes. My cat.

That's ruff.

Being overly literal (meaning: this is a joke), I have to point out it depends on where your flight's heading. ;) If you're flying in to a major hub like Paris or Munich, you might be connecting to go somewhere else. But it you're on a Ryan Air heading for Malaga, then fair to laugh at your mum. :)

Thst is the way, isn't it? 😂

We didn't have real ladders when I was growing up. I was brought up by my step-ladder.