I worked for this hotel chain! Had them all at one point as every hotel had a different one :)

Nope it doesn't. It doesn't even have the same mouth feel.

But we all know the glass bottles are best!

I should not have read that with a mouthful of coffee

i think an award ceremony for the best toasts of the year we can call it the toasties the award will be a golden toaster with toast sticking out the top

Or these days, a smart car.

Math vandals

I would just mumble "you're welcome" if that was me.

If someone in front of me does not put the divider behind their purchases, I ask them if they are paying for my stuff

You put the divider down for yourself, so you aren't incorrectly paying for someone else's stuff.

I get this, when you put the divider down you do it so you don't get charged for the stuff belinging to the person behind you so it's done in self interest..

Always say, "your welcome," to the very busy lady who blasts through the door I'm holding open .

I'm slightly deaf so I couldn't risk the possibility they might have said thank you but I didn't hear them.

In Finland the divider behind your groceries is the one that's your responsibility. Also if you need to put down the divider for the inconsiderate fool before you, remember to do it loudly, with a clack and a sigh.

Why, she’s only spiting herself ?

In my country we put the divider behind our purchase, becouse the person in front of us did it too. Not for the person behind us, but because we don't want strangers thing in our bags and we don't want to pay for them. You're wellcome, England.

How about people you don't even wave or acknowledge it when you let them in the line in stalled traffic. Jerks.

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How dare he show his toxic masculinity by not saying thank you to something he may not have seen. Also why was it necessary to include the genders in this? Oh wait, I see.

They knew what you were doing!

You might want to move to another country. Just to be sure.

I need mine to be light in colour and have thin rims and thicker bottom.

My favorite is "Food weapons" for knife and fork.

I've bin there

I have toasties quite often, The machine is ridiculously easy to use, and ridiculously easy to clean. Unlike most of my small appliances.

They will find out soon enough.

No sense of humour these bankers.

I can do this without leaving the house

You taught me, Kenny!

"Been busy" ?

No sugar OR MILK, M**********R!!!

Finishing the speech with "Thank you, and till the next time." won't help either...

we have its called a bacon sandwich

It is not a tree, it is a tr

Yeah, nah...school sucked.

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Even though "anywhere here" is about 10 miles away from your actual destination!

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You're including the Irish, Scot's, and Welsh? I 100% think you're right. We did start as a land for Puritans.

😂😂

Our house was newly built when we moved in and it was two years before any delivery places acknowledged we existed and would accept our order!

I still eat them once a day, one a day then or one pack a day now, just a matter of semantics…

Yes. My cat.

That's ruff.

Being overly literal (meaning: this is a joke), I have to point out it depends on where your flight's heading. ;) If you're flying in to a major hub like Paris or Munich, you might be connecting to go somewhere else. But it you're on a Ryan Air heading for Malaga, then fair to laugh at your mum. :)

Thst is the way, isn't it? 😂

We didn't have real ladders when I was growing up. I was brought up by my step-ladder.

But it is though - signed, a Tesco club card holder

I have 4 pairs. My feet swell and recede like the tide. Crocs are the answer. Shies make my feet unhappy, and I want happy feet.