I worked for this hotel chain! Had them all at one point as every hotel had a different one :)

Nope it doesn't. It doesn't even have the same mouth feel.

But we all know the glass bottles are best!

I should not have read that with a mouthful of coffee

i think an award ceremony for the best toasts of the year we can call it the toasties the award will be a golden toaster with toast sticking out the top

Or these days, a smart car.

Math vandals

I would just mumble "you're welcome" if that was me.

They knew what you were doing!

You might want to move to another country. Just to be sure.

I need mine to be light in colour and have thin rims and thicker bottom.

My favorite is "Food weapons" for knife and fork.

I've bin there

I have toasties quite often, The machine is ridiculously easy to use, and ridiculously easy to clean. Unlike most of my small appliances.

They will find out soon enough.

No sense of humour these bankers.

I can do this without leaving the house

You taught me, Kenny!

"Been busy" ?

No sugar OR MILK, M**********R!!!

Finishing the speech with "Thank you, and till the next time." won't help either...

we have its called a bacon sandwich

It is not a tree, it is a tr

Yeah, nah...school sucked.

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Even though "anywhere here" is about 10 miles away from your actual destination!

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You're including the Irish, Scot's, and Welsh? I 100% think you're right. We did start as a land for Puritans.

Brit here living in the US and I concur...

Even the US pint is smaller. They don't do drinking like we do drinking. Plus we have a whole load of Poles to help.

And then along come the Flemish, outdrinking them all... normal lager over here is 5.2 % alcohol. That's just for thirst. Real bear (monks, triples and whatnot) start at 7.5% alcohol and you drink each of them in 33 cl amounts.

Come visit and I'll take you to my local cannabis shop and it'll be game on

I think 68 brits could outdrink 300 million Americans

I'd believe you, but I have a hard time believing you when football season is in full swing. Do you know how many tailgating parties are held across this nation? Not to mention the folks who actually GO to the game? That's a lot of drinking buddies to comepete with. Oh, and don't forget St. Patrick's Day (largest one is in St. Louis, MO).

idk, what if you throw in American rednecks with UK ancestry? might be a tough call

To be fair we do start practicing earlier. At 18 instead of 21.

Not if you're going up against Wisconsinites. Then you will always lose.

Have you ever been to Wisconsin

One word: Wisconsin

enter Norway 6 million, hei SKÅL

They haven't met the state of Wisconsin in US. Professional drunks here!