Upvote for the feels. And Stormaggedon.

My niece did this when she was a baby and crawling toward something she should stay away from. Hilarious.

That is the most beautiful birb I've ever seen

Um; this is "courtship" behavior - have you been leading him on?

"I feel like a new swan. I hadn't bitten anyone since the accident."

This is beautiful

Why not give Murphy a real egg to incubate?

He's the one carrying the bell -

I bet it's like Crunch Frogs, though -

They know Grade A tuna when they see it.

Yeeehaaaa!!

I would pet all 100 Rottweilers, until whoever has engineered this scenario tells me I have to leave.

I confess this is not a problem I have prepared for. I'll get right on it.

I taught the cat to high five, so I'd be trying to high five 100 orange furballs.

I wouldn’t have to do anything! My cat would run to me on his own

My 3 sit on command for treats, so I’d shake a treat bag and firmly say, “Sit”. I’m taking home all the cats that deliberately sit in response and stare intently waiting for their reward.

I’d sit down with my back to them. My dog would come up next to me and start tapping his front feet on the floor like he was dancing until I looked at him. I work from home 3 days a week and this goes on for 8 hours most days.

I doubt that Orange is the one with the braincell today, but he'd probably be the first to roll in the hood of my hoodie, exactly as he is right now, foot hanging by my ear. Trying to tell apart 100 oranges otherwise would be a chore, they would all be having a mad half hour or hiding on the cabinet. They would probably all get petted though, orange kitties are cute.

Mine comes when I say "where's the baby?"

I actually have dreams about this. I wake up concerned about my dog.

I shout "MOUSIES!" and she comes running (to watch the garden mice from indoors)

I have two cats. If it was the orange one, I would say "nush nush! " really loudly. If it was my black one I would get my dad in the room. She is obsessed with him.

Mine overgrooms, so it shouldn't be too hard to find the cat that's half-naked.

Mine would have an anxiety attack and p**s all over the floor

Easy - I would yell "Toothbrush!" and my doggies would run to me and sit! They love their toothbrushes!!

I would lean over to "tie my shoe". My little assh@le cat, Jerry, would climb up the back of my pant legs and lay on my back. I love him, but kittens....gah!

That's easy, I never use my cat's real name unless we're at the vet. At home, he's called "Who's mummy's big fat wobble-belly boy?" or "Who's my big fat pudding-belly boy?" Technically, those aren't his real name, so I'd just call for mummy's wobble-belly boy and he'd come running.

If a tuxedo kitty lets me carry her on my shoulder like a baby, that one is mine.

My dogs would jump and run to me wagging their tails as if they hadn't seen me in two thousand years. My cats would start miawing and scratching my legs to call my attention. I don't need to call them! Arriving home is the best part of my day, because I know I'll be treated like a celebrity!

100 cocker spaniels. In one room. The Great Hadron Collider would be nothing...

My pony would come to me without my needing to call (cupboard love, lol), and bully away any competition. My cat would approach me immediately if I crouched down too. If approached by multiple cats I would lie down and await the cat blanket.

I'd say the word "treats" very quietly and under my breath and my cat would leap on my face.

hold a treat up and wait for her to stand on her back feet

If it's really identical looking cats, I'm screwed, but if they are just red cats, I'd look for one with big light eyebrows, looking like a negative of Groucho Marx.

My black cat has black skin on the inside of her eartips. If really really identical, then I would sit down and wait. She is quite skittish and comes only to people she knows for a long time, even if she doesn't know them very well.

One of my dogs wants to meet every person and animal on the planet. Not hard at all.

I have a big overgrown yard, and a black dog. He disappears easily. He could be in my line of sight but in a shadow. I call out " where are you?" And he reappears. He's a good boy!

My dog freaks out if I say her name in an Italian accent 🤷‍♀️

I guess I’d just have to use some of his 1000 nicknames

I had merino pet lambs that as adults ran with the rest of the 2000 other sheep. Not a problem because 1. Sheep all don't look alike and 2. They used to come up to me to show their babies to their mummy.

Just walk in. My pet is going to be the happiest one to see me. That's pretty simple.

Easy. After coming home from work it would be the tabby that comes out of a dead sleep to climb the blinds and "ignore" me while carefully keeping tabs on where I am through side-eye

She's deaf so... I'm just sitting until the snuggles feel right. No matter how long the wiggle butts take!

A brilliant example of Aristotelian analysis!! He insisted geese came from barnacles, you know.

Assistant *to* the branch manager.

the first duck has some criticism

Go birds.

"Swan!"

There goes my coffee...

Moist owlettes!

"...so i will not" 😂

Duck; duck. Not goose.

Which of you penguins ate my watermelon?