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Pet Store Gives Celebrity Names To Their Fishes And They Are Hilariously Accurate
Working at a pet store might seem like the most relaxing job ever - you get to hug puppies, talk with parrots, feed fluffy bunnies and watch aquarium fishes all day long. We all know that this is not entirely true, and even pet store employees might get bored from all the animal friendships from time time. Now, what happens when you are bored at work? Oh, but your creativity spikes and you can come up with some ingenious jokes as good as these funny names for animals spotted in some aquarium fish store.
Not only these fish puns are absolutely hilarious, but they also might relieve you from the stress of picking your new pets' name. Twitter user criminalcal shared a photo she snapped at an unknown pet store which has funny names of all their betta fishes picked out. And the funny puns are absolutely hilarious! If you ever buy one of these fish, you definitely won't be needing to change them. Scroll below to see the name puns and upvote your favorites!
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Swim Shady
James Pond
Sharkira
Anchovie Hopkins
Tank Sinatra
Leanardo Defishy
Tuna Turner
Harley Finn
Cher
Shellen Degerous
Sir Caviar Von Trapp
Tuna Del Ray
Guppie Goldberg
Duane "The Rockfish" Johnson
Piranha Anderson
Anne Of Sea Gables
Gilly Joel
Betta Midler
Squidnade Oconnor
Cousin Finny
Nat Kingfish Cod
I have a betta named Warren Betta. I've also got Snoop Froggy Frog. I'm so amused at these.
Gillfunkel
Bubble Fett
Gilly Nelson
Adding humor to what is a very cruel practice. Bettas need room to swim, places to hide, and good quality water, none of which they get in those little plastic cups. None of the fish in any of the photos look happy or especially healthy. Stores continue this abusive practice because it is convenient.
I have never seen any pets stores that have passable conditions for any of the animals. All the rodents have far to little space, bad wheels, bad food, litter that can give them respiratory infections, and no stimulation. The (very social) birds are often kept alone in a small cage with a few chew toys that they don't really care about because they are miserable. None of the animals get let out to play like they need to be. The fish often have dead fish floating at the top. They just don't care at all. I hate pet stores so much and always just want to take all the animals home with me so I can spoil them.
Load More Replies...Absolutely sick. There is nothing hilarious about this submission.
Load More Replies...Yeah.....no. This is a fail. The names might be clever but how the hell are they supposed to be "hilariously accurate"? Some of the fish aren't even THERE.
Yeah, they're cute names, but they have nothing to do with the fish themselves. BP is on a run of clickbait titles again is all.
Load More Replies...Adding humor to what is a very cruel practice. Bettas need room to swim, places to hide, and good quality water, none of which they get in those little plastic cups. None of the fish in any of the photos look happy or especially healthy. Stores continue this abusive practice because it is convenient.
I have never seen any pets stores that have passable conditions for any of the animals. All the rodents have far to little space, bad wheels, bad food, litter that can give them respiratory infections, and no stimulation. The (very social) birds are often kept alone in a small cage with a few chew toys that they don't really care about because they are miserable. None of the animals get let out to play like they need to be. The fish often have dead fish floating at the top. They just don't care at all. I hate pet stores so much and always just want to take all the animals home with me so I can spoil them.
Load More Replies...Absolutely sick. There is nothing hilarious about this submission.
Load More Replies...Yeah.....no. This is a fail. The names might be clever but how the hell are they supposed to be "hilariously accurate"? Some of the fish aren't even THERE.
Yeah, they're cute names, but they have nothing to do with the fish themselves. BP is on a run of clickbait titles again is all.
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