Skirts ARE very comfortable. These guys are awesome!

Now that is thinking.

This is how you begin to understand that kids always think outside the box, and in most of the cases "growing up" is actually learning to think inside the box. So, cheer up :)

Baby's wondering "Where did Mommy go?"

So sad that they even have to do it.

Netflix and chill takes on a whole new meaning in the winter :D

Haha! Nice one. If that was me, I would be changing shoulders constantly. Got to be at least 10kg that dog.

Taken from another site. "My life here is very bad. The working circumstances are horrible and the advantages are few. But do not worry, each day there are only about ten people who are badly injured and I am very careful. We have opened a small store, and business isn’t bad. Although English is still mostly incomprehensible (to me), I can understand what these white people say. Hoping that we are successful! I will work hard here and take care of my health. Are you (plural: 你們) well? Miss you very much, and hope that we will see each other again."

truckin' awesome!

LoL savage kid.

This is gonna make the room smell so good.

unbearleavable

America (which I believe this post is from) is absolutely r******d. Sex is a natural thing all living creatures experience and evokes a lot of questions in young teens and adults. These questions need be answered in a responsible way. The fact that condoms are prohibited in a SEX ed class is ridiculous. Grow up America.

I want to flop his ear over...

Why did he get the ban?

Someone in my class wrote a whole page in blue pen then wrote over the top in red pen. How did he read it? He'd brought those 3D glasses with one red and one blue lens! He'd switch between the lens to read each colour. Pure genius. The best part? The teacher allowed it!

I'd like to see what the grade on this was

Trolling like a champ

If you put a fan on it, it would be like it is moving

I have terrible sinus problems and this would be just what I need now!

when life socks, heel know what to do

Clever. On the other hand, better get your measurements for a suit; job that wants a pic of you in a suit probably wants you there in a suit too.

She should have put it on the top drawer. Wonder if she ever found out he found a way around it?

Awesome teacher

So what did the living room REALLY look like after 5 days?

This Australian is confused. What are "green cars" then please ?

i know a pun about a bike wouldn't impress you, but a unicycle one wheel.

Well, it's... Basically just like reading a book under the sun.... Isn't it? ♥

That "No man's Land" in between.

Good idea but also a bad idea. In my country some people have died because some idiots have parked on illgal places and that has prevented ambulances, police and/or fire engines to go there. In most cases there is a good reason why parking is illegal at some places.

Denmark.

What can i say? Humans will always be human

This titillates my inner nerd 🤓

Smart kid.

Evil !!! You can wear a sweater, i cant take off more clothes.

It's called the Zion Curtain. Here in Utah, Mormons hold most political offices. We have some of the craziest drinking laws in the US. In the 80's, bars were only allowed to serve beer and non-alcoholic mixers. You would go to the state run liquor store, buy your hard liquor and bring it to the bar. If you prefer shots, this was pretty economical as you just had to purchase 1 coke (or whatever) to drink there. Sometime in the late 80's or early 90's, they finally allowed liquor, but only in private clubs. Therefore to drink anything other than beer (and maybe wine), you had to buy an annual membership for each establishment you drank at. Of course n keeping with their "never let morality get in the way of a buck" mentality, when the Olympics came, they temporarily suspended these laws. Unless it has changed, besides the food thing, if a restaurant wants to serve liquor, the bar has to be hidden from view. Hence the Zion Curtain reference.

LOL An ex boyfriend of mine got the student discount at the Vatican museum by showing his Costco card.

Well, the straw isn't even supposed to be in the can, since the policy says "with" I guess...

I used to work in a restaurant kitchen and because there was no washing machine the staff had to wash their working clothes at home. Some of the staff often forgot their belt at home so it was quite common to see someone using cling film as belt. I thought that it was funny but then also I once forgot my belt and I had to use cling film to prevent my pants falling.

They literally 'hang out' ...from, like, the window :D

I feel like this would be better with "he was told he couldn't step foot outside" 😂

Ha, crassula leaves, from which you can grow entire new plants!

When we were MUCH younger and poorer, I did this with my wife when we lived in an apartment. We would go out late at nite flower picking. The "Rules" were simple : No stepping ONTO the property and Don't pick ALL the flowers, just every third/fourth one. We would roam the neighborhood until we had a nice size bouqet.

Sneaky

"including both weenie and bun, sans condiments."

Just for that, he deserves that second bag! What a smart kiddo!

Oh what a 'great' idea - no-one could possibly need to park their car in a disabled car space. No, of course not.

Should look after the flag better.