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The next time you tell the universe to give you a sign, try to be more specific. If you leave space for interpretation, it might respond with something that leaves you scratching your head!

Created by Londoner Dave McGowan in 2021, the Facebook group 'Crap Signs' currently unites 111K members from around the world who use the online community to share accidental and intentional humor found in billboards, graffiti, and other public messages.

Who said that everyday life is boring? There's plenty of comedy even around the mundane.

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    TheGreaterDebater
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unpopular opinion, but graffiti should be removed. Graffiti ruins cities, as well as small businesses. My dad's business, and tons of others, have been messed up numerous times by so called "street artists." It's not even our business. It's our house too. If you vandal lovers want to ruin walls, then go do it in a place designated for that. Don't mess up businesses because you want your art to be seen by like 3 people. Thank you.

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    When in Aldi remember - If your baby is over 130kgs, he must walk.

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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If an empath takes all three of these paths would that be an empathpathpathpath?

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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay so back in college the school gates would say Gate Open 7am-10pm. Student vandals kept changing it to Gate Poopen so many times that they finally changed the signs to Gate Closed.

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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the machines are in heat, will they make little machines that produce mini-shakes and ice cream?

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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope fully the milkshakes machine found it’s elusive mate, we thought sloths had it hard

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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss-read as "snakes" and wasn't worried about the machine-in-heat threat.

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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Machines in heat????? Didn't know that they were emotional............

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    8 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi. McDonald's worker here. AcTuAlLy (lol)... Most of the time, when we say our ice cream machines are down, it's NOT because they're broken. It's because they're in...wait for it...CLEANING MODE. And they're locked into that mode, so we're unable to use them again until they're dismantled, CLEANED, & then reassembled (which only a manager can do, & we don't always have time for them to stop everything else they're doing & clean them, because we're always busy, thus why we sometimes can't serve ice cream). They automatically lock into cleaning mode, at set intervals. So even if we didn't want to clean them (which ofc we do, we don't want nasty machines or sick customers lol), the process makes it so that we HAVE to. Or, like in this picture , someone has accidentally left the machine in heat mode, which means the mix is too warm to be safely used, which means the machine has to be drained &, wait for it...yep, CLEANED. So...yeah...those machines actually get cleaned a LOT. Matter of fact, as someone who's been in the food industry for years, & worked at a lot of different places, I can assure you that McDonald's ice cream machines get cleaned more regularly than a lot of other places. Nice try though.

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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The top one actually is supposed to say Boiling Water Instant Noodles

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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great song by the late great Frank Zappa: "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?" off of his album Joe's Garage everyone should listen to right now.

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