He only had two other people as competition to be the funniest guy though.

But kitty is cuuute *brainwashed by evil overlord*

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I so wanna argue, but... I have nothing. XD He's right.

We stan scientist dog! 😍

This is smart. I need to go buy a clicker.

He had the chance and he took it 🥹

I cannot find a woman interested in books, otherwise I would do this so much!

the other way around would be about fish eating Australian unknown to science. which I could also believe.

I asked a schoolfriend what gay meant. He said, pointing to a wall, "If two boys were behind that wall kissing, that is being gay." For a while I thought you had to have a wall involved in order to be gay.

Knock Knock !... Land Shark ! (If you don't know this... You don't know SNL)

Standoffish = not talking to you about it

"Mike's Mammoth Farm" is the plan. Hunt of a lifetime....

🤣

Sweet and creepy at the same time. XD

Muwahaha!

25 December. All gone home for Christmas dinner.

You couldn't planet to happen that way if you tried

Still don't understand the idea of NFTs.

Well they obviously had chemistry

And get yourself a Masters along the way, then every time you learn a new skill (like hammering a nail in the wall) you can say "I mastered that pretty quick". Of course you could stay a confirmed bachelor all your life too.

I FEEL YOU LITTLE MAN

Whew... I thought it was an evil Captcha and I had to match something in the pics...

Probably depends on what the class is

The eyes design evolved to scare off predators.....

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My dentist just takes my money...

So you're saying we czechs are descendants of MF-ing T-REXs? Heck YEAH!!!! XD

imagine if its not the sun but a heater thats brand name is space

Alright, jokes aside, that is a really good pic.

*Central breast. Really freaky.

I had a doctor shake my hand and say " your breasts are fine". I was still undressed from the exam.

Mine were too small to smash in the mammography machine easily, which made the tech really angry and frustrated, and then myself depressed 🙄

They're real, and they're unremarkable!

I don't get it.

Why didn't you do some pushups beforehand?

You'd find breast UK or breast CA more supportive than breast US.

I was going to say that it's mouths are it's feet, and it flails it's reproductive organs in the breeze, but then I realised that's what most plants do. I am not good at plants.

Total Cat-Tastrophe !

In that case I am Nolingual

Scientists found out and went back in.

Either works

I'm reminded of that time in Futurama when they go to the nude beach planet. Fry: "How much more nude can you get?" Zoidberg: "Watch and learn." Zip "Wabba de wub wub wub".

They are often mostly ice.

I have a recurring dream every year or two that I learn to fly like Arthur Dent, by throwing yourself at the ground and missing. You then sustain your disbelief in order to remain airborne. I'm always so sad when I wake up. I've had that dream at least 10 times and am impatiently waiting for the next time.