50 Hilarious Astrology Memes With A Little Something For Every Zodiac Sign
Interview With ExpertMost of us are guilty of looking up what our zodiac signs say about us, whether we believe in astrology or not. Admittedly, there’s no harm in doing so, and it’s often fun to check in with yourself and find out why you are the way you are, according to the stars.
Something that can make this even more enjoyable is sharing it with like-minded people who perhaps have similar personality quirks as you do. One great way to do this is through astrology memes, which the Instagram account "Jakesastrology” is full of.
In this article, we’ve collected some of the best astrology jokes and zodiac memes this page has to offer. To find them, all you have to do is scroll down!
While you’re busy sending them to your friends, don’t forget to check out a conversation with astrologers Babs Cheung and Julia Mihas, who let us know if these memes are astrologer-approved.
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The owner of this account, Jake Register, is, in fact, a Libra. He’s also the author of Cosmopolitan’s weekly horoscopes and does astrology readings. His love for astrology content led him to create the “Jakesastrology” account, which currently has over 122k followers.
For Jake, memes aren’t about following a trend that’s quickly going to die off. Instead, it’s more about delving deeper into his passion for horoscopes. Jake told Business Insider that what drew him towards astrology growing up was a sense of validation that he struggled to find elsewhere.
“I found astrology to be such an empowering belief system because I was able to comfortably 'fit in' as a queer person—there are no rules for being a believer in astrology, whereas I felt excluded and uncomfortable with some of the implied stipulations that come with Christianity," he said.
"I don't believe in astrology, I'm a saggittarius, and we are natural sceptics."
Jake adds that feeling left out of traditional belief systems has pushed many of his peers towards astrology too.
"We're all able to find a practice and belief that we fit into perfectly, and we can explore and play with different spiritualities to find out which ones we like or believe in most," he said. "I also think that astrology and other 'unconventional' belief systems feel empowering to many people — especially marginalized groups of people."
Aquarius: I don’t have plans and could go, but I’m lost in my own head so I’ll (might) see you in six months.
Honestly while zodiacs are really cool and there is no issue with believing them I don't think we should decide a persons personality and whether we like them or not based off of the month they were born in EDIT: Guys Ik that no one on here is probaly taking these memes seriously, sorry if I came across as a downer
This page is far from being the only one with such a huge following when it comes to astrology memes. There are hundreds of astrology-specific Twitter and Instagram accounts created to satisfy a community of astrology-obsessed followers, which started growing in 2018.
But for those who have been interested in this for a long time, such an increase in astrology-related memes comes as no surprise. Astrologer Ophira Edut, who has been in the business for around 30 years, isn’t shocked that people are turning to astrology for answers. According to her, when politics aren’t as favorable in people’s eyes, the demand for astrologers grows.
"People are looking for answers and meaning because the world seems to make no sense right now — especially with the political climate we're in," she told Insider. "I think people are like, 'Well, this doesn't make sense from a logical point of view. Maybe there's a bigger spiritual lesson for the world that we're learning? Maybe astrology can explain it.'"
I don't believe in astrology but I DO love reading my pets' "horoscopes" and translating them into dog/cat terms XD so if one of my dogs' horoscope says something like "You will find a new love" - translation: "You will find a new love (that is a squeaky toy)" XD
Don't forget the eclipse, full moon in Scorpio, ( in April) . Its been a busy month
Bored Panda reached out to astrologers Babs Cheung and Julia Mihas, whose opinions concerning astrology memes seem to be mixed. Mihas says, “As both an astrologer and a millennial, I love astrology memes. I can carry whole conversations with my friends using memes alone.”
Meanwhile, Cheung tells us that they can be a great way to form a community. “As an astrologer, I find astrology memes to be, at best, touchpoints that connect people to each other through humor, and at their absolute worst, they can drive people to develop "low-key zodiacal bigotry" and prejudice over longer periods of time.
I don't personally share them with friends or clients, but plenty of friends and clients share them with me...and some of them are really hilarious!”
She further explains the double nature that these jokes have. “Memes have a way of being inductive, in that they take one specific experience with a sign and attribute that one single experience to the general population, which sounds an awful lot like the ways in which people develop prejudice.”
Something she doesn't approve of is creating negative stereotypes about certain zodiac signs, similar to this one: "Never date a Scorpio because if you have to break up with them, they will give you hell and seek revenge.”
She says, “This type of meme is common in the marketplace, in fact, the most hated signs of the zodiac tend to be Leo, Gemini, and Scorpio, which creates the false perception that these signs don't have any redeeming qualities, which couldn't be farther from the truth." Therefore, she urges us to keep in mind that astrology is a complex emotional language that helps us communicate our lived experiences.
"3:15 am. dear. Be sure to wear the Rubber Ducky condoms I got you!"
Pisces here, can confirm XD It's not always with people though - could be a new show, a funny comic strip, a stuffed animal, etc.
However, according to Mihas, it’s hard to prevent similar issues from happening. “Modern astrology has always had a history of 'trash astrology;' I'm talking about the glib horoscopes you read in a monthly tabloid. In fact, even the most intellectual astrologer was probably introduced to astrology through something culturally trashy - whether that's reading a cheesy book or a meme on social media.”
i gay emo spongebob, He enjoys romance but does not wish to partake it in himself. The eponymous character was confirmed to be asexual according to interviews from show creator Stephen Hillenburg in 2002 and 2005. Like real-life sea sponges, SpongeBob has been shown to asexually reproduce by budding.
Required - one wet sponge, one long thin stick. Place sponge on the end of the stick and insert. Deeply.
Taking everything into account, she suggested that perhaps all of this shouldn’t be taken too seriously. “Astrology memes caricature the 12 signs, or maybe just make fun of astrology in general. Good humor holds up a mirror - think about how the jester in medieval courts was the only one who could tell political truths or even insult the king to his face. If an astrologer doesn't like an astrology meme, it may be because they take themselves too seriously. There are memes made of every profession, so why get uptight when a meme is poking fun at yours?”
She concludes by saying, “The pros outweigh the cons to me, but one could say that astrology memes reduce astrology to stereotypes that undermine how complex and intellectually rigorous it actually is. That's fair enough, though I think the benefit of spreading awareness about this divine art, even if it's through humor, ultimately piques the interest of those who will one day become astrologers.”
Never heard anyone say any of those things. OTOH: Astrologer: "Why do you not believe in astrology." Me: "Actually, the bible credits astrologers with finding Jesus, and I can rationalize the way cyclical events could explain some of what astrologers believe in. I just personally find Christian practices mentally healthier for me." Astrologer: looks at my chart. "Whoa. I'll pray for you." "Why?" "It's all crosses. That might be good in Christianity, but it in astrology... well, let's just say it builds character."
This is me on flights. And I'm a Taurus. Funny how coincidences work
Kirby is Super overpowered in smash mind you! I beat most people who say they're really good with Kirby! #JusticeforKirby
To all the scorpios out there: You guys are great people, I'm sure, and other signs have their bad stuff too. As a gemini with close scorpio family and friends, I can confirm that you guys are only bad sometimes (but most signs are)
Yes, but a gift card to WHERE? THAT is where the astrology helps >:3
Let people have fun with things, just don't force it either way
Downvote because Gemini shouldn’t be included in anything but horror stories
This is the murican education system, not only libras. Whether someone watches reality tv is a FAR better predictor of this behaviour than birth month.
As a Scorpio, I have better things to do with my time than Play kid games. Just leave people alone.
Astrology IS a bunch of bs, stop deniying it and stop making it about "men", there are plenty of women myself included who understand science. If you want to play with astrology knowing is bs because you think it's fun, knock yourself out, but the moment i hear things like "i don't date x sign" or "x sign can't be trusted" i am inevitably going to think that you're a moron.
I don't believe/live my life by astrology, but hilariously, I match like.... 100% of the "stereotypes" about my sign (Pisces.) I DO love reading the horoscopes for my pets and "translating" them into dog/cat "terms". So if the horoscope for one of my dogs says "You will meet an interesting stranger", it's "you will sniff an interesting stranger's butt" instead. If the horoscope for one of my cats says "You will find something long thought lost", it's "your human will find (under the couch) one of your long-lost toys" XD
Load More Replies...If someone asks me my zodiac sign I just tell them a random one. They will respond sth like: I knew it, you are totally acting like a "random sign". Works every time!
One of the UK papers, The Sunday Telegraph I think, had an astrologer called Psychic Psmith. His were the only ones I've ever found to be worth reading. Mine one week was something like: "Sagittarius: Ruud Gullit (he is a former football/soccer player) will knock on your door and ask if you know where his car is. Tell him to try his garage. He'll thank you and go away. Lucky washing machine: Bosch.".
The Daily Mash had Psychic Bob, until 2016. My favourite of his, which sums this all up, was something like: "A burning ball of gas billions of miles away is going to affect how your first date goes. Like f**k it is."
Load More Replies...There was a study where a group of people where given a statement for their astrological sign. Something around 90% of the people said it was accurate to them. The twist? they were all given the same statement. They are always so vague that anyone can read it and think "yeah, thats me"
The constellations that make up the zodiacs signs are arbitrary and are no longer in the same place as they were 3000 years when they were devised so no one is in the same sign as they think they are. The original zodiac on which ours was based also had a 13th sign that was simply removed and the signs were of widely unequal lengths of time. One downside to be being the pattern seeking animals we are is that we then ascribe meaning to patterns that have none. A picture you can imagine in the stars is nothing more than that - imaginary. (Stars are real obs but not the pictures we see in them)
Also, different cultures made different shapes, meaning that some stars are in different constellations. It's all line-of-sight anyway - stars in a constellation are at hugely different distances from us.
Load More Replies...I've only really ever gone deep enough into astrology to know I'm a cusp baby (technically born under one sign, but close enough to the changeover date to have the traits of two signs) and these memes showed me I tend to favor the one I wasn't born as lol. And, yes, I know it's pseudoscience at best but it's fun and harmless so long as you don't revolve your whole life around it.
No, it's not 'pseudoscience at best'. It's pure fantasy, there is no science involved at all.
Load More Replies...I don't believe in it, but my horoscope has been dead right twice. I was in a wheelchair in a hospital and my horoscope said that I had to learn to stand on my own two legs, which was what I was there for. The other time it said I had the change to meet the love of my life. It was for the week when I met my late husband through 34 years. But twice in about 50 years does not really impress me.
I don't know much about astrology however I do think there is something to the time of year you are born having a bit of an effect on personality. A child born late autumn is likely to spend a lot of time in doors for the first few months and go out in to the world slowly while a child born early summer may be out all the time early on then kept in as winter approaches. This could cause differences that get reinforced by those around them. I find it feasible that in parts of the world with definite seasons, early experiences could shape you. I also think in places where diet is largely seasonal, this could have an effect on a newborns behaviour, which could be reinforced by what what people expect of you. My thoughts on this do not hold well when you consider star signs for those in different hemisphere are the same, but I'm not inclined to call complete bs.
The people that don't believe in Astrology are like vegans, you will ALWAYS know because they will tell you.
Except thats not really descriptive of vegans. The irony -- on a thread about poor critical thinking -- of you confidently stating that, because it's what the internet told you.
Load More Replies...Astrology is the only nonsense that I never bought into, even as a child. I believed everything else. Religion, Santa, step on a crack break your mothers back. All of it. But astrology? I used to roll my eyes at that BS as a six-year-old.
My astrological sign tells me not to believe in astrology. [ ................. ] Pull out ANY newspaper with an astrology section, and read one of the twelve to a hundred believers. The number that will "correctly identify" which sign you are reading is no better than chance. [ https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/is-astrology-real-heres-what-science-says/ ]
Very few mentions of Aries, I notice. No-one messes with da zodiac boss!!
Astrology IS a bunch of bs, stop deniying it and stop making it about "men", there are plenty of women myself included who understand science. If you want to play with astrology knowing is bs because you think it's fun, knock yourself out, but the moment i hear things like "i don't date x sign" or "x sign can't be trusted" i am inevitably going to think that you're a moron.
I don't believe/live my life by astrology, but hilariously, I match like.... 100% of the "stereotypes" about my sign (Pisces.) I DO love reading the horoscopes for my pets and "translating" them into dog/cat "terms". So if the horoscope for one of my dogs says "You will meet an interesting stranger", it's "you will sniff an interesting stranger's butt" instead. If the horoscope for one of my cats says "You will find something long thought lost", it's "your human will find (under the couch) one of your long-lost toys" XD
Load More Replies...If someone asks me my zodiac sign I just tell them a random one. They will respond sth like: I knew it, you are totally acting like a "random sign". Works every time!
One of the UK papers, The Sunday Telegraph I think, had an astrologer called Psychic Psmith. His were the only ones I've ever found to be worth reading. Mine one week was something like: "Sagittarius: Ruud Gullit (he is a former football/soccer player) will knock on your door and ask if you know where his car is. Tell him to try his garage. He'll thank you and go away. Lucky washing machine: Bosch.".
The Daily Mash had Psychic Bob, until 2016. My favourite of his, which sums this all up, was something like: "A burning ball of gas billions of miles away is going to affect how your first date goes. Like f**k it is."
Load More Replies...There was a study where a group of people where given a statement for their astrological sign. Something around 90% of the people said it was accurate to them. The twist? they were all given the same statement. They are always so vague that anyone can read it and think "yeah, thats me"
The constellations that make up the zodiacs signs are arbitrary and are no longer in the same place as they were 3000 years when they were devised so no one is in the same sign as they think they are. The original zodiac on which ours was based also had a 13th sign that was simply removed and the signs were of widely unequal lengths of time. One downside to be being the pattern seeking animals we are is that we then ascribe meaning to patterns that have none. A picture you can imagine in the stars is nothing more than that - imaginary. (Stars are real obs but not the pictures we see in them)
Also, different cultures made different shapes, meaning that some stars are in different constellations. It's all line-of-sight anyway - stars in a constellation are at hugely different distances from us.
Load More Replies...I've only really ever gone deep enough into astrology to know I'm a cusp baby (technically born under one sign, but close enough to the changeover date to have the traits of two signs) and these memes showed me I tend to favor the one I wasn't born as lol. And, yes, I know it's pseudoscience at best but it's fun and harmless so long as you don't revolve your whole life around it.
No, it's not 'pseudoscience at best'. It's pure fantasy, there is no science involved at all.
Load More Replies...I don't believe in it, but my horoscope has been dead right twice. I was in a wheelchair in a hospital and my horoscope said that I had to learn to stand on my own two legs, which was what I was there for. The other time it said I had the change to meet the love of my life. It was for the week when I met my late husband through 34 years. But twice in about 50 years does not really impress me.
I don't know much about astrology however I do think there is something to the time of year you are born having a bit of an effect on personality. A child born late autumn is likely to spend a lot of time in doors for the first few months and go out in to the world slowly while a child born early summer may be out all the time early on then kept in as winter approaches. This could cause differences that get reinforced by those around them. I find it feasible that in parts of the world with definite seasons, early experiences could shape you. I also think in places where diet is largely seasonal, this could have an effect on a newborns behaviour, which could be reinforced by what what people expect of you. My thoughts on this do not hold well when you consider star signs for those in different hemisphere are the same, but I'm not inclined to call complete bs.
The people that don't believe in Astrology are like vegans, you will ALWAYS know because they will tell you.
Except thats not really descriptive of vegans. The irony -- on a thread about poor critical thinking -- of you confidently stating that, because it's what the internet told you.
Load More Replies...Astrology is the only nonsense that I never bought into, even as a child. I believed everything else. Religion, Santa, step on a crack break your mothers back. All of it. But astrology? I used to roll my eyes at that BS as a six-year-old.
My astrological sign tells me not to believe in astrology. [ ................. ] Pull out ANY newspaper with an astrology section, and read one of the twelve to a hundred believers. The number that will "correctly identify" which sign you are reading is no better than chance. [ https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/is-astrology-real-heres-what-science-says/ ]
Very few mentions of Aries, I notice. No-one messes with da zodiac boss!!