OMG! This is my favorite!

This is hilarious

I spit out my water reading this hahahahaha

imagine the face of the nurse hahaha

That would be a nice way to wake up everyday

Scary!

That's amazing1

I would like to have that dream!

"Staring out the window collecting blood in my mouth" lol

LOL

So, for my thesis I work with human aortas that we get from the mortuary of the uni hospital, but in recent months the pathologist responsible has been very ill and unable to harvest the organs. I got the call that she was well in the tube, so I proceded to say, in a normal voice, 'well a few more days and I'd have taken an axe to the tube and get them myself, yay for dead donors.' The entire cart froze. It's why I don't go out much...

I hope it was worth the wait

Not the best way to start a wrestling career, but quite a hilarious one

To be fair, that was an incredibly poor choice of words :(

There are some words and phrases that should be off limits for doctors and nurses to say in front of patients. I had a biopsy done a while ago and, while extracting the tissue sample, the doctor whispered something to the nurse that included the words "I can see it". I thought he was saying he could see cancer! I was too much in shock or I would've said something right then. I was a wreck until the labs came back. Luckily, there wasn't anything wrong. Turns out he was talking about something entirely unrelated to my procedure, but I think he and the nurse forgot for a moment that I was awake and my ears work just fine.

Insert "Ain't nobody got time fo dat!" meme.

Technically they are.

Permission to board, Captain Kirk.

I had to go under this once too. I had a rock stuck in my upper left eye. I did the same thing. Surgery lasted 2 1/2 hrs and for me it was like ZAP. When I woke up everyone was staring at me like a lab experiment. Turns out I had a huge black eye and looked like a panda 🐼 😂

LMAO!!!!!

LOL that's just too funny.

When you come in again - You:"Hi again" Surgeon : "Oh God, what name am I going to be stuck with now?"

aw poor grandma

Omg I lost it at the Pinocchio penis.

That's funny!

Wife: Am I a joke to you?

The screaming kids are common when they come out of anesthesia. I used to volunteer at my country's main childhood cancer hospital and we would even tell the parents before the treatment started (usually small kids going for multiple sessions of radiation), so they wouldn't freak out if their kid started screaming for no reason when they woke up. We called it anesthesia rage.

Awww, that was so sweet!

I'm afraid I'm tempted to call r/thathappened on this one... Thoughts from other people?

I know it is extremely rare for that to happen but that was my biggest fear when I had my first surgery.