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Canada may be known as one of the best countries to live in, but when it comes to their neighbors south of the border, they're pretty much as savage as the funny roast Blake Lively's delivered to Ryan Reynolds on his birthday. What the Canadian culture lacks in legal firearms and super-sized fast food, they make up for in sass and maple syrup. Now, although the best country in the World has never been one to brag about their universal health care, stable economy, and near-spotless diplomatic relations, there comes a time every so often that the boot comes down - and we don't mean 'out and a-boot.' Here at Bored Panda, we've rounded up the top moments from Canada vs. USA quarrel while the rest of the globe was left literally yelling. Canada's immigration site may crash again by the end of this post, so get started on your application beforehand.

Now scroll down below to check the politest Canadian memes and best roasts in the Canada vs. America dispute!

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    ResidentInsomniac
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am from the US and I so agree with the Canadian in this situation. Also, a moose if more likely to gore you than gore your enemies.

    Shannon McKee
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually has a good point there. The U.S. has so many enemies because we think we have the right to police every other country.

    Camil Gagnon
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good follow up would be underlining how said american army is used to stir up said s**t.

    George Haley
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canada’s population is 10% of Uncle Sam’s. However, when it comes to war, Canada hits way above its weight. For example, at the invasion of Normandy on D Day, the Americans had 2 of the beaches as responsibilities, Omaha and Utah. The Canadians had one, Juneau Beach.

    TC
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 240 years of independence USA has only had 7 days of peace (this is, not in war with other countries). And it's not because other countries started the conflict..

    Karen Littleton
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cocky Canadians kicking the U.S when we're down really is destroying your reputation for being polite--which is high on the modest list of Canadian assets. We know Trump and Putin stole the election, and we know the right wing and GOP are shot to Hell because they voted for him and still allow him to run his ignorant mouth and try to destroy us. The recent election lost the GOP 17 seats to Democrats, and Special Investigator Bob Mueller is closing in on the traitor trump. Canucks who assume America has slipped below them in stature better realize that we will be back stronger than ever when we show the world our system deals with ratfucks like trump in a Democratic, but severe manner. Remember, your dollar is worth only 79 cents against ours, and your nation doesn't make cars or have any major international industries. Your military is tiny, and your musicians, actors and comedians run South the moment they gather enough loonies to afford the bus ticket. Back off, eh?

    Danielle MacMain
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha. Canadians pay 75$ a month for health care. Which isn’t bad, but it’s not free. Cheap health care is all we have. Housing is sky high. Food is sky high. It’s nearly impossible to live here. People go to America just to go shopping lol. And u guys just show all the dumb asses of Canada. No wonder why americans hate us lol.

    Kjorn
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    75$ a month? are you crazy? The half of my pays goes in taxes. and from this half, half goes in heathcare... so basically 1/4 of my pays goes in healtcare system, wich is horrible by the way... wait 23 hours in emergency for seen a doctor? and we don't talk a 15% taxe on everything we bought

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    Deborah Lloyd
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except your comedians......Except they have to become famous in the USA to "stir things up"...LOL

    Alia Gail
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because someone doesn’t want violence doesn’t mean that they’re wimps. maybe they’re just logical.

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    Ben Smith
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    7 years ago

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    This may be true NOW, but let's not forget the World Wars - when America helped saved the world from evil and tyranny.

    Dominic Marco
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we thank you for your speedy "saving" during both of those wars... Date Canada entered WWI - 4th of August, 1914 Date USA entered WWI - 6th of April, 1917 Date Canada entered WWII - 10th of September, 1939 Date USA entered WWII - 7th of December, 1941

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    Patti
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    7 years ago

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    That's what happens when your are the most powerful country in the world

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    Adrian Accaira
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for what its worth, the reason that lawsuit happened is because McD's was found negligent for superheating coffee in order to hold it longer. They handed someone a cup of near boiling coffee and she was burned badly in her *lap* area. It wasn't simply a case of duh coffee is hot. The story has been co opted by corporate interests to try to steer the blame from negligent practice to make it seem like it was frivolous; it wasn't.

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    Master Markus
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, I don't get why OTHER PEOPLE getting married really matters to them. Oh, we've got a religion where priests and preachers often abuse kids? Oh, that doesn't matter - the two guys across the street are getting married and God hates that! Pick your battles.

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    ResidentInsomniac
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is honestly vaguely disturbing. What kind of person thinks: Look, a robot! Let's go break it into pieces! And people wonder why others think Americans are violent.

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    Master Markus
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American money being all the same colour DOES screw me up. It's not that I CAN'T read them, it's that it's way easier to pay for something quickly when you DON'T HAVE TO. Also, this is another thing where the U.S. is the odd one out, since most of the money I've ever seen from other countries is also in different coloured bills.

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    Zenozenobee
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The good thing is that you can save 175$ by a DIY achievable by an kid and still look "elegant". The teachers should repalce the traditionnal "mother's day noodles necklace" by a "mother's day paperclips necklace"!

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    Master Markus
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The American government is too busy trying to get people like Bill, who teach real things, out of school in favour of the Bible that most of them don't even read so they don't know how awful and b******t it is.

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    Heidrance
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America: crashes through the door rudely, doesn't *quite* know the lyrics.

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