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Online shopping is one of the most convenient inventions of the past decades. What can be better than buying something you need from the comfort of your sofa without having to put on your pants, leave the house, and go to some crowded place?
However, there’s one downside to online shopping, and that’s the fact that we can’t test the quality of the things we buy beforehand. This is where product reviews have become very useful. Amazon, as one of the biggest retail sellers in the world, has also been using this practice for a long time, and for many customers, Amazon product reviews have become a valid evaluation tool for purchase.
Who Writes Reviews on Amazon?
- Regular customers have been very helpful in sharing their experiences with others. Everyone who buys a certain product from Amazon can leave a review assessing the product.
- Paid reviewers, also called product testers, write their assessments as tasked by Amazon or the product seller. They get the product and instructions on what features they’re supposed to test, then are required to give their honest opinion.
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Bic For Her Medium Ballpoint Pen
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Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
That review was HILARIOUS. Perhaps some folks were hoping for a "surprise ending"?
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Sonya Walker 8 years ago
I was laughing so hard when I was reading you review! The same thing happens to me when I eat a sugar substitute. I was having a few flashbacks!
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Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
I think the only people being healed is the pockets of the person selling this. It's $600 dollars! OH MY!
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Lyndsay Berry 8 years ago
No joke on this one, buying a noiseless mouse on Amazon for my league-addicted husband was the last step before murder.
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English Grammar For Dummies
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The Wolf Of Wall Street
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Microsoft Windows 95
PolymathNecromancer 2 years ago
In all seriousness, if I recall correctly, many commercial closed networks run Windows 95 or 98 on their systems because they work the most reliably and are the most stable of all systems before or since.
Kitsunekai (she/her) 8 months ago
Windows 95: from 1995, whereas Windows 8 was from 2015
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Mediocre Music 3 years ago
My neighbor’s kid broke my window with a baseball…you think this is a good replacement?
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Microwave For One
How to Become an Amazon Paid Product Tester?
There are several ways of becoming a product tester and getting rewarded for Amazon product reviews. Amazon Vine, for example, is directly managed by the company. If you have a history of writing useful and well-worded reviews, you have a chance to be invited to participate in it as a product tester in exchange for free products, discounts, and other perks.
Another method is through numerous product review sites. These are more accessible both for sellers and potential product testers because you don’t need to wait for an invitation to join. However, make sure to do the research because some of the sites are fake.
And probably the most popular one is becoming an influencer. You can do Amazon product reviews on your own content platform or sign up for the Amazon influencer program for a wider variety of marketing tools. In both cases, you can be approached by sellers to test and review their products.
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Julie Evans 8 years ago
Rub peanut butter all over the inside and hang it from a tree close to the ground. Squirrels love it.
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Funny Amazon Reviews
But we wouldn’t be who we are as a species if we didn’t find a way to work humor into product reviews. And honestly, some products are just asking for funny reviews because there’s no way you could take them seriously.
Funny product reviews might not be exactly helpful if you’re trying to decide on your next purchase, but they’re sure to put a smile on your face or even send you into a fit of laughter. Which, let’s admit it, is still a win.
If you like the collection of Amazon funny reviews we curated for you, share them with your shopaholic friends and let us know in the comments if you end up buying any of these products.
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Kelly Ledger 8 years ago
Having just tried to unsuccessfully liberate 2 ice cubes from non-Rubbermaid ice cube tray to put into the bottom of my glass of wine I feel this is the product for me. We currently have 3 plastic trays, all of which are full of cracked, broken, sad little cubes. We fill them gently with tap water after lovingly dousing them in a lukewarm bath to make sure all shattered remains have been washed away. We keep them as flat and stable as possible in the freezer. We treat them kindly. Yet every time I want a chilled glass of wine they revolt! Shall purchase immediately!
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Georgia Stergiadis 8 years ago
BAHAHAHAHAHA OMG! Whilst reading this, up until the age of this man is mentioned, I swear I thought he would have been up to about 5 years old. But 29? hahahahaha
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Pro Evolution Soccer 2016 20th Anniversary Edition (PS4)
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Hamilton (original Broadway Cast Recording)(Explicit)(2CD)
More Facts About Amazon Product Reviews (FAQ)How Long Do Amazon Product Reviews Take?
As mentioned by Amazon staff on their official forum, it usually takes around 72 hours after submission for the review to get posted. In some instances, it might take longer, but you can always contact the support service.
Why Won’t Amazon Let Me Review Products?
Most probably, there’s something wrong with your account. You either don’t meet the quota (you need to have spent at least $50 in Amazon purchases in the past year), or Amazon has found your reviews unhelpful or otherwise violating the rules. You can check their Community Guidelines for a complete list of rules.
Are Amazon Funny Reviews Banned?
While it seems like Amazon doesn’t care about funny reviews, there are still many things that can get you banned from writing customer reviews. So before posting your funny bad reviews, make sure they don’t violate any community guidelines.
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Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
You have to LOVE when people go out of their way in order to make this world a funnier, happier place to be. I laughed this morning. Thanks Panda. <3
Hisseefit 8 years ago
They forgot about Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears on Amazon. My spouse and I were crying with laughter at the reviews.
Jörg Roth 8 years ago
https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R3FTHSH0UNRHOH/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_viewpnt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B008JELLCA#R3FTHSH0UNRHOH
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Teresa Stockroske 8 years ago
They need to have the silver pastry list reviews!!! https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-710-5521-Silver-Color-Mist/dp/B005KTVG86
Esameralda Dario 3 weeks ago
Do you know it's a week i contacted Mr Albert Gonzalez Wizard about my lost bitcoin wallet... I got my wallet recovered and i feel at peace today... Also my credit was significantly below average, Mr Albert the cyber guru again paid all my credit debts as well as my student loan now am considered good and heading for excellent credit .Every of this challenges was quickly resolved with professionality... albertgonzalez at cryptorecwizard dot com or albertgonzalezcryptorecoverywi at gmail dot com / WhatsApp: +31 616251474 Or Whatassp: +31 685280486 Telegram: Albertgonzalezwizard you can further discuss, I recommend him without hesitation.
Esameralda Dario 3 weeks ago
Do you know it's a week i contacted Mr Albert Gonzalez Wizard about my lost bitcoin wallet... I got my wallet recovered and i feel at peace today... Also my credit was significantly below average, Mr Albert the cyber guru again paid all my credit debts as well as my student loan now am considered good and heading for excellent credit .Every of this challenges was quickly resolved with professionality... albertgonzalez at cryptorecwizard dot com or albertgonzalezcryptorecoverywi@gmail.com / WhatsApp: +31 616251474 Or Whatassp: +31 685280486 Telegram: Albertgonzalezwizard you can further discuss, I recommend him without hesitation.
Tamara High 1 year ago
Comment on a book light...I love it except when I get towards the end of a paperback book it won't hold the light. There's not enough pages
Tara Maney 4 years ago
OMG This was exactly what I needed to get through yet ANOTHER DAY of quarantine!! I had forgotten that this sight even existed! LOVE
braveswin1 5 years ago
Hulk Hands. Bwahahahaha!!! Read it to my family and laughed until we cried.
Victoria Ramos 5 years ago
Love this site with all the info (in spanish though) http://www.bolaschinas.website/
Wise Shopper 6 years ago
This is hilarious! Thank you. I even mentioned it on my blog: https://price4quality.com/2018/09/27/shopping-tip-5/
Aquamarine Isla 6 years ago
https://www.amazon.com/Eight-Legged-Wonder-Towel-Octopus-Round/dp/B073T78FDQ/ref=sr_1_3?rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1537593607&sr=8-3&keywords=Round+octopus+towel&refinements=p_85%3A2470955011#customerReviews
Paul DelPadre 7 years ago
These reviews are great. I found one that is funny. Check out the review by "rquiles" https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072MJ2RH1
Cathy Sheeter 8 years ago
Funny reviews on this product: https://www.amazon.com/Sigma-200-500mm-Ultra-Telephoto-Canon-Cameras/dp/B0013D8VDQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1472875618&sr=8-1&keywords=Sigma+camera+lens#customerReviews
Linda Lathrop 8 years ago
One of the best-long-running: https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0
Jack Collins 3 years ago
I am very happy today with my family. My name is rose sarah living in USA, My husband left me for a good 3 years now, and i love him so much, i have been looking for a way to get him back since then. i have tried many options but he did not come back, until i met a friend that darted me to Dr.Tebe a spell caster, who helped me to bring back my husband after 2 weeks. Me and my husband are living happily together today, That man is great, you can contact him via email nationlovespell@gmail. com Now i will advice any serious persons that found themselves in this kind of problem to contact him now a fast solution without steress.. He always hello, now i call him my father.contact him now he is always online email ( nationlovespell@gmail. com ) or contact him on his whatsapp mobile line +2348140544262
Yvonne Bernal 8 years ago
You have to LOVE when people go out of their way in order to make this world a funnier, happier place to be. I laughed this morning. Thanks Panda. <3
Hisseefit 8 years ago
They forgot about Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears on Amazon. My spouse and I were crying with laughter at the reviews.
Jörg Roth 8 years ago
https://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-reviews/R3FTHSH0UNRHOH/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_viewpnt?ie=UTF8&ASIN=B008JELLCA#R3FTHSH0UNRHOH
Load More Replies... Teresa Stockroske 8 years ago
They need to have the silver pastry list reviews!!! https://www.amazon.com/Wilton-710-5521-Silver-Color-Mist/dp/B005KTVG86
Esameralda Dario 3 weeks ago
Do you know it's a week i contacted Mr Albert Gonzalez Wizard about my lost bitcoin wallet... I got my wallet recovered and i feel at peace today... Also my credit was significantly below average, Mr Albert the cyber guru again paid all my credit debts as well as my student loan now am considered good and heading for excellent credit .Every of this challenges was quickly resolved with professionality... albertgonzalez at cryptorecwizard dot com or albertgonzalezcryptorecoverywi at gmail dot com / WhatsApp: +31 616251474 Or Whatassp: +31 685280486 Telegram: Albertgonzalezwizard you can further discuss, I recommend him without hesitation.
Esameralda Dario 3 weeks ago
Do you know it's a week i contacted Mr Albert Gonzalez Wizard about my lost bitcoin wallet... I got my wallet recovered and i feel at peace today... Also my credit was significantly below average, Mr Albert the cyber guru again paid all my credit debts as well as my student loan now am considered good and heading for excellent credit .Every of this challenges was quickly resolved with professionality... albertgonzalez at cryptorecwizard dot com or albertgonzalezcryptorecoverywi@gmail.com / WhatsApp: +31 616251474 Or Whatassp: +31 685280486 Telegram: Albertgonzalezwizard you can further discuss, I recommend him without hesitation.
Tamara High 1 year ago
Comment on a book light...I love it except when I get towards the end of a paperback book it won't hold the light. There's not enough pages
Tara Maney 4 years ago
OMG This was exactly what I needed to get through yet ANOTHER DAY of quarantine!! I had forgotten that this sight even existed! LOVE
braveswin1 5 years ago
Hulk Hands. Bwahahahaha!!! Read it to my family and laughed until we cried.
Victoria Ramos 5 years ago
Love this site with all the info (in spanish though) http://www.bolaschinas.website/
Wise Shopper 6 years ago
This is hilarious! Thank you. I even mentioned it on my blog: https://price4quality.com/2018/09/27/shopping-tip-5/
Aquamarine Isla 6 years ago
https://www.amazon.com/Eight-Legged-Wonder-Towel-Octopus-Round/dp/B073T78FDQ/ref=sr_1_3?rps=1&ie=UTF8&qid=1537593607&sr=8-3&keywords=Round+octopus+towel&refinements=p_85%3A2470955011#customerReviews
Paul DelPadre 7 years ago
These reviews are great. I found one that is funny. Check out the review by "rquiles" https://www.amazon.com/dp/B072MJ2RH1
Cathy Sheeter 8 years ago
Funny reviews on this product: https://www.amazon.com/Sigma-200-500mm-Ultra-Telephoto-Canon-Cameras/dp/B0013D8VDQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1472875618&sr=8-1&keywords=Sigma+camera+lens#customerReviews
Linda Lathrop 8 years ago
One of the best-long-running: https://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Dairy-Whole-Vitamin-Gallon/dp/B00032G1S0
Jack Collins 3 years ago
I am very happy today with my family. My name is rose sarah living in USA, My husband left me for a good 3 years now, and i love him so much, i have been looking for a way to get him back since then. i have tried many options but he did not come back, until i met a friend that darted me to Dr.Tebe a spell caster, who helped me to bring back my husband after 2 weeks. Me and my husband are living happily together today, That man is great, you can contact him via email nationlovespell@gmail. com Now i will advice any serious persons that found themselves in this kind of problem to contact him now a fast solution without steress.. He always hello, now i call him my father.contact him now he is always online email ( nationlovespell@gmail. com ) or contact him on his whatsapp mobile line +2348140544262
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