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Going through airport security is one of those strange, shared experiences that most people go through, regardless of status. Add in the many, somewhat bizarre safety rules and it’s no wonder people start to get a little bit crazy right before traveling by air.

So we’ve gathered some of the funniest, most relatable, and downright amusing posts people have made about their experiences at the airport. Get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and, if you yourself are just hanging out at the airport, be sure to share your thoughts and experiences in the comments section below. 

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    TheDarkestRaven
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, Florida.. love this place. //btw, this isn’t ment to hate on Florida, I live there and I’m saying it’s amusing as hell and I love it xd//

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    Satan Laughs
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In no universe would I ever call that place, “zen.” LAX is my airport.

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    MadMonkey
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once took a bag of corn meal with me on carry-on (the weight was too much for the checked baggage). I got pulled aside after the x-ray and a guy looked through my carry-on. He unwrapped my carefully bubble-wrapped bag of corn meal and started laughing. I said, "You aren't going to take this away, are you? I live in Europe. I can't make decent cornbread without proper corn meal!" He laughed some more and said, "Take it, hon. Make some fried chicken for me." Needless to say, this was an airport in the US South, where I grew up. Not all TSA agents are jerks.

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    Ranger Kanootsen
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or lube. Not that im talking from experience though hahahaaaa...

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless they've never traveled to the US or other country that makes you take off your shoes. I've only had to take my shoes off to go to the US

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    Breadcrumb.
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It distracts dogs from smelling the drugs you obviously have up..your self?

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    Mark
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I long to do that, but I have to ask why you weren’t stopped by the packing supervisor agents

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    Alexia
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an awkward situation once, the metal detector went off every time I tried to pass. Took me some time to convince security that it was the metal part of my bra. Like, what else could have been? :)))

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    Shannimal
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guilty... it beats having to stop at the get your s**t together benches.

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    MadMonkey
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly because they can stop you from taking your flight if they have reason?

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    Delta Dawn
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they must run out of f***s 5 minutes into their first day of work, so my money will be on the agent

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