How am I jealous of a post?

Shut up and take my money!

That uncle has a strange name, Anxiety Disorder. Bet he was not so popular.

Him: Guess where we're going to eat. Me: Paris?

That's wholesome!

Double Bonus! You get to feel virtuous twice…first when you save food, then later when you clean up the fridge.

B******t. I was born in 1962 and my mother taught me everything home-ec. I can cook. I can bake. I can properly wrap a gift. I know how to dust and sweep and vacuum and clean. And it's all because my mother taught me that stuff. And my mother wasn't a "weirdo" for the time.

Truly one of the best TEDs I've seen.

But don't say out loud "I'm glad YOU'RE happy"

Rudolph is a male name and is referred to as male. Rudolph is biologically female but presents as male. Rudolph is transgendeer.

As someone who has lost a brother to suicide ..this is an awesome message

Mmm. Bed. Blankets and pillow cocoons. The best! *stupid bladder ruining it…* 😒

This is the truest story I've ever read

Then they throw salt in the wound with the "When I was your age" speech.

And that's with december being almost over

In a minute…

The moms on the bus go zzz zzz zzz

She already came back an hour later AND bought donuts and iced coffee? She didn't use the time very well to take care of herself. I would have sent my wife away again. (Once we would have eaten the donuts.

I don't think her apologizing for sitting in her seat has anything to do with her being an introvert... I am one and just would put on my headphones and watch a movie in peace. I cannot imagine what I would have to apologize for.

He has learned the impossible. He is the master.

Leonardo painted the Mona Lisa for 4 years, you're good.

❤️

Who has time for that s**t? Chuck em all in, and whichever gets stained are too weak to be a part of your wardrobe. Done and dusted.

I think this was more of a thing before color-safe laundry detergent, when detergent would make the color bleed onto white clothes. Now I just separate my laundry in to "can go in the dryer" and "can't go in the dryer."

Colour catcher sheets are a life changer never separate your washing ever

I never separate by color, only fabric (regular load and delicates).

The only reason that I wash whites separately is so I can use bleach. My whites are tshirts, towels, and bedsheets.

Get the right detergent and you don't need to. I have two sorts - hot (towels, sheets and underwear) and cold (everything else). Works just fine and my clothes last ages.

Buy a packet of colour catches, and throw one in the wash with every load.

Same

Colour catcher sheets. Reuse them until they are dark

I do the sorting part, but I have yet to master the putting it away once clean part.

I second this act of defiance

Two loads: clothes in one, towels, sheets and anything else that is not clothes in the other. That's it.

It's only when we get brand new clothes that I take time to separate for laundry. Dark clothes can bleed a LOT in a first wash. After that I figure I'm good and don't see the need to separate. Unless a red shirt is dirty at the same time as one of my favorite white character shirts. Then the red shirt waits it's turn and doesn't go into the wash. Why are so many character shirts white? Put them on black shirts and be done with it already!

Ironing. If it needs ironing it goes to Goodwill. I can't believe that once upon a time I ironed my man's hankies. And pillow cases. As well as shirts blouses and pants. Not no more never ever.

I consider myself a "real" adult & do the same thing... as long as my clothes is clean! 😛

Hey, as long as the clothes are clean, go for it!

Did that once and all my white shirts came out pink. Oh, well...

I just sort into delicates and sturdier clothes.

That's not what real adults do, that's what real housewives do. No working person has time for that.

I sort by color, 'cause it's easy. My mother is worse: she sorts by type of fabrics and programs her machine accordingly! I never change the program of my machine. Always the quick one. If clothes shrink, then it's diy material.

so, you wash your clothes often enough they all fit in the same load? Or do you have one of those hotel washing machines that are big enough to put a Volkswagon in? MOST clothes these days are color fast. Be wary of cheap stuff though. Bought a bundle of cheap washcloths from Walmart a while back and the black ones took several washes before the stopped bleeding black dye. (It occurs to me that goth kids are probably onto something. The black clothes always win that battle)

If it squashes, it washes.

Everything goes in. Everything comes out. Haven't separated clothes in 20+ years and it's always fine. (Exception, a newly made tie dye shirt from camp my kids make each year)

Depends on what you are washing.