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50 Funny Posts About The Reality Of Marriage And Parenting Shared By “Marriage And Martinis” (New Posts)
The paradox of being a child is wanting to grow up and be an adult, but once that dream comes true, we dive deeper and deeper into nostalgia, wishing that we were back to being children again. No bills, no responsibilities, free food and board, lots of playtime, and no random colleagues shouting by the coffee machine. That was the life!
As mature and self-aware adults, we choose to express our emotions and experiences through a visual medium, called a meme. Life’s tough! No one prepared us for it, and as we continue to make our way through the quicksand of time, we might as well add in a chuckle. The Instagram page called “Marriage And Martinis” has been helping us do just that.
Bored Panda has featured some delightful content from this page previously, so if you’re curious, feel free to click the link here and have a browse. Otherwise, I invite you to upvote your favorites, leave your thoughts in the comments below, and strap on in for some relatable memes that’ll have you shaking your head in no time.
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The fact that nothing is easy in life seems like the worst scam in existence. You’re craving the power that comes with adulthood, and you’re hungry for it to finally be yours! And once it’s there, it feels like you’ve won the lottery but you’re meant to be giving away all your funds to random research bits conducted by squirrels. You’re confused and frustrated—welcome to adulthood!
The two things that make adult life a little bit more interesting are matrimony and alcoholic cocktails. The Instagram page “Marriage And Martinis,” run by Adam and Danielle Silverstein, has become the home of some of the most relatable content and memes, dealing with topics ranging from spousal complaints to sleep deprivation.
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Mihai Mara 1 year ago
That uncle has a strange name, Anxiety Disorder. Bet he was not so popular.
“In many ways we really are just an average married couple, but in some ways we are definitely not your typical couple, and we’ve really not tried to be,” Adam and Danielle state on their website. “Laughing at ourselves and the ridiculous expectations placed on us by society as parents and spouses makes this journey so much more enjoyable.”
“I think Adam and I are very in touch with the fact that if we take it all too seriously, we’ll lose so many opportunities for fun, hilarity, and bonding,” Danielle continues. “Marriage and parenting are seriously hard work. But it’s all filled with mistakes and fails that we can either hide in humiliation, or, if we choose, we can share them and know that we’re not alone.”
Many agree with the fact that laughter bonds people, and as stated by Drs. Les and Leslie Parrott, it can also act as a vitamin for your marriage, as long as you take it daily with food. Don’t choke though!
Mary Shull, a licensed professional counselor, states that learning to laugh at yourself, as well as how to laugh with others, lightens the load on a relationship weighed down by disagreements. “Life isn’t easy. Sometimes having a good, hearty laugh often lifts the weight of the world,” she says.
However, the type of humor used, as well as the timing of said jokes, is incredibly important to consider. Mary explains that sarcasm is actually hostility masquerading as humor. It can be used as a defense mechanism for an uncomfortable situation and a means to deflect feelings, which then leads to miscommunication and a growing wedge between the partners.
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Paul K. Johnson 1 year ago
B******t. I was born in 1962 and my mother taught me everything home-ec. I can cook. I can bake. I can properly wrap a gift. I know how to dust and sweep and vacuum and clean. And it's all because my mother taught me that stuff. And my mother wasn't a "weirdo" for the time.
Honestly is the best policy, and laughing at your difficulties together also comes with solving issues together. Regardless of how healthy and happy your relationship is, you and your friend or partner are not the same, which will eventually lead to arguments and disagreements. One of the most common tools to wade through these storms is compromise.
Compromising with your loved one doesn’t mean you completely agree with their views or opinions. According to Davina Adcock, it’s healthy to maintain your personal values, beliefs, opinions, and preferences while still meeting halfway. Yet, one must always remember that the sacrifice should be mutual, not one-sided.
One-sided compromise is common in unhealthy relationships where one person does most of the heavy lifting. Over time, this person can be or feel taken advantage of and grow tired, frustrated, or resentful. Furthermore, compromising rarely works when intentions are negative; one should always want the best for one another in a relationship.
In a healthy relationship, both people ensure they make it easy, safe, and comfortable for the other person to share hard truths with them. Each person should feel able to communicate when a compromise is especially difficult or downright impossible and, as Davina states, compromise isn’t easy nor is it something we’re born knowing to do well.
The best we can do is to try our best and be patient with one another. Adulthood isn’t just about cooking, paying bills, managing finances, and keeping up with laundry. As Murray Bowen observed, adults are able to distinguish between feelings and intellectual processes and actually have the ability to choose between acting upon one or the other.
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Saggi 1 year ago
How? What? Why? Huh? Am i missing something? How is that the average tho? So some people can have sex twice a week, all year?
Bob La Capra 1 year ago
It would be helpful to know what the average person considers "have sex" to mean.
Cuppa tea? 1 year ago
Here the joke: at some gathering people are who has sex once a day. Few joyfully raised hands. Next : who has sex once a week? More hands raised. Next - once a month? slightly less hands and less joyful. Last - once a year? Only one guy jumps up and starts waiving both hand in almost celebration. He's ask - why are you seems to be so happy about having sex once a year? He answers: Tomorrow, tomorrow!!!
Lexipoo 1 year ago
i’m confused. im also stupid. there must be a correlation…
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Clément D. 1 year ago
Since it's an average, it means someone else out there is having sex 178 times a year? Holy fudge!
Monosyllabic girl 1 year ago
Your number seems more realistic to me than only 89. I'd be an uptight angry person at 7-8x per month!
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Ruth Hempsey 1 year ago
There are lies, damn lies, and statistics. Somebody said it first, not me. 😉
David 1 year ago
At what age / what relationship status? Your 60s is going to be a rude surprise for you.
bob cameron 1 year ago
Like bunnies. No fear of pregnancy and an empty nest equals more opportunities.
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SAF saf 1 year ago
lol what? I'm thinking married folks or those in a relationship right? I mean 89 different partners a year seems like alot.
Lemon Beans 1 year ago
It doesn't say 89 different partners, just 89 times
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Wondering Alice 1 year ago
I was listening to podcast a few days ago, some science people were talking about the difficulty of getting good statistics for sexual habits and the usefulness of having this information. One of the surprising things (for me anyway) was the statistic that the average number of partners is around 8. The mode - the most common answer - was by a huge amount, 1. Surprised me. It was an interesting discussion about how these numbers were arrived at.
Ambry Petersen 1 year ago (edited)
And this has any importance why exactly. I mean this is something best left up to the person and thier significant other, why make a public study of it. Most of us don't care how often or not everyone else is having relations.
Jane Hower 1 year ago
Not sure I got that much from my husband in 14 yrs of marriage. Like I said, his 'drive' was low!!!! :(
As Adam and Danielle Silverstein state, “people will judge no matter what, so you really have to do what is best for you and your spouse, cause in the end, it boils down to the two of you and your connection. No one else can make that happen.”
So, dear readers, continue laughing together with your loved ones, finding joy in the silliness of everyday life. That’s the best we can do to ensure our continuing happiness and feelings of fulfillment. As you continue scrolling through this list, make sure you upvote your favorites, and I shall see you in the next one!
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Lauren S 1 year ago
I have said so many sentences I never knew I would need to say but the amount of times I’ve had to say “Dont lick that” is astounding. Most common is don’t lick the floor (typically in public), but other family favorites are don’t lick the slide at the playground, the bottom of so and so’s shoe, the door handle, the edge of the restaurant table, my toes… no idea why my son got sick so often as a toddler.
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Well-Dressed Wolf 1 year ago
I listened to 20 years of complaints about how bad I snore. Boyfriend even made me use my CPAP machine to help with my sleep apnea because I snore so badly. HIS snoring and sleep apnea is 10 times worse than mine, but he won’t use a CPAP, see a doctor about it, or do anything about it. I have to sleep on the literal opposite end of the house from him. And he says he “misses me” at night. Sorry, buddy, I like to actually be able to sleep!
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Bobert Robertson 1 year ago
This is funny....but you'll never catch me referring to my wife as "the wife"
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ravina nimje 1 year ago
That's hurtful. I am an adult and even I agree to put shoes on. I am in bed.
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Paul C. 1 year ago
My lovely wife has done this to me and has had a conversation in her head, to the point were she is unhappy with my response, before I've even been made aware of the "conversation". I'm like, "but, I, what, who, how, why,.......I'm sorry". It is quite funny but also a little scary.
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the Return of Bruno 1 year ago
The doctor said I needed to consume more greens. Creme de menthe is green. For all I know, so is whatever is in this little green bottle.
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Phil Green 1 year ago
I do wish meme-makers learned to speak/write the languages they pilfer to make something funny... "there, they're, their"... "bought, brought".... waa laaa = voila! It's French, it's not difficult! I am going to lie down now... ;-)
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Ziggyc 1 year ago
Thanks fellow pandas,it changes life forever losing someone to suicide.I hope everyone knows they are loved and the bad times are just a glitch in life...let people know you are there for them and they are valued .Cry with them,laugh with them,just hold them.The stars just don't shine as bright for me anymore
Erin 1 year ago
Sending love your way. I don’t know your pain but I know you are really strong.
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Ziggyc 1 year ago
Thanks fellow pandas,it changes life forever losing someone to suicide.I hope everyone knows they are loved and the bad times are just a glitch in life...let people know you are there for them and they are valued .Cry with them,laugh with them,just hold them.The stars just don't shine as bright for me anymore
Erin 1 year ago
Sending love your way. I don’t know your pain but I know you are really strong.
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