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There are units, and then there are absolute units. If the latter doesn’t ring a bell, it may be because the odd-sounding term comes from internet culture, where people use it to refer to a large, round animal or object.
It’s a descriptive meme in the family of “smol bean” or “beautiful cinnamon roll,” and you can totally feel somewhat of an affectionate feel about it.
But in order to get to the essence of what being an absolute unit entails, one has to see a real example of it. So Bored Panda has compiled a list full of the absolutest of the units for you to feast on right below, and make sure you check out part 1 right here.
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#1
Big Boi
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This Baobab Tree Is Said To Be 6000 Years Old
#3
An Absolute Unit Of A Gray Percheron. This Is The Same Horse 5 Years Apart. They Transition From A Black Coat To A Gray Coat As They Grow Older
The first “absolute unit” meme was born on December 13, 2017, when a Twitter user named @mrreptoid wrote, “In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit,” with regards to a photo of British hotelier David Morgan-Hewitt standing next to the Queen of England. Mr. Morgan-Hewitt is a very large lad, indeed.
But it really took off in 2018, with the Museum of English Rural Life tweeting a photograph of ram with a caption “Look at this absolute unit.” Adam Koszary, the museum’s manager who wrote the tweet, amassed 98k likes and more than 27k retweets in the next couple of days.
#4
Monster Maine Coon
#5
An Absolute Tank
#6
Absolute Unit
An “absolute unit'' is a term that implies a general idea that something or someone is comically oversize. And it can be applied to virtually anything, from objects to animals, to even humans and fashion. Speaking of fashion, much of the oversized trend of the past five years has to do with the image that can be called “absolute unit.” From dad’s sneakers to gigantic jackets, they look both funny, out of proportion, yet somewhat progressive and unmistakably fashionable.
#7
Absolute Units Of Garlic Cloves
#8
Can Tails Be Units? Because Oh My God!
#9
Baa Baa Motherf*©ke®s
#11
This Maine Coon Is An Absolute Unit!
#12
This Avocado
#13
My Dad Used To Take Me To Feed The Buffalo Outside Of Town When I Was Little. We Called This Guy Big Daddy
#14
Absolute Unit Of A Cabbage
#15
This Cucumber Mistaken For A Watermelon
Brad Fuzztone 3 years ago
Dad thinks it's a watermelon, kid thinks it's a cucumber when it's actually a courgette. Not the sharpest tools in the box
Iggy 3 years ago
He's not eaten cucumber before, then. That's a very impressive courgette/zucchini.
Laura Watts 3 years ago
Has no one ever seen a marrow I feel like you've all missed some important part of your life where your grandparents grew weird things in the glasshouse and tried to make you eat them
Demongrrrrl 3 years ago
I have never heard of a "marrow" here in the midwest. Is it a kind of squash, like a zucchini?
GalacticUnicorn 3 years ago
It actually is exactly that, When they're let grow full-size they become a marrow 😊
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Saint Thomas 3 years ago
I'm pretty sure it's a watermelon nonetheless. A white watermelon (google it).
Dilly Millandry 3 years ago
Not for a marrow, which is what it actually is.
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Joy Perkinson 2 years ago
It’s an unripe watermelon. Google image search for unripe watermelon. The outside is patterned like a watermelon.
Remi Flynne 3 years ago
Ugh, marrow in a salad? That wouldn't be pleasant.
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Carrie de Luka 3 years ago
Because it's a marrow. Not a cucumber or a watermelon! Apparently not a common vegetable in some countries. I grew up eating these in the UK. My parents were poor but had a massive garden and we grew most of our own veg.
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Bernardita Valdés 3 years ago
I cant imagine the expectation and then the sour dissapointment. Pressing F
Carrie Laughs 3 years ago
I do too - but this is a marrow. It's what you get when you allow a courgette to grow up. My dad used to grow stacks of them. People grow giant versions and enter them into competitions. The one in this photo is just an ordinary sized one.
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Carrie Laughs 3 years ago (edited)
You'll be disappointed then. It isn't a cucumber. It's a simple marrow.
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Lucas 3 years ago
It's a marrow. Do they not have marrows in some countries?
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Carrie Laughs 3 years ago
Actually it is a marrow. Not even a very large one. Just a normal, ordinary old marrow.
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#16
Jesus Christ This Blue Whale
#17
This Chonker Next To My Grandmother
#18
This Big Boy
#19
The Amount Of Fluff On This Dog
#20
This Gargantuan Cold Boi
#21
Bob, I Miss You. 12 Years Ago You Stole My Heart, 7 Years Ago You Passed - I Came Across You In My Old Photos, Hopefully Paying You Homage Is Allowed
Sista of the moon 3 years ago
Awwwwwwww. Rest In Peace, smol baby of a pup. So so cute. ❤️❤️ Big, old dogs are the sweetest creatures on earth.
#22
Some Big Boi Manatees Eating Sweet Potatoes
#23
The White House Chef Is An Absolute Unit And The Last Line Of Defence
#24
Absolute Unit Of A Peregrine Falcon
#25
The Goliath Tiger Fish
#26
This Eagle Has Not Missed Any Meals
Lunaofthenest 3 years ago
This fella zooms over my house each day trying to snatch my chickens.
#27
This Absolute Unit Of Bullfrog
#28
This Doggo At 2 Years
#29
This Fluffy Unit Of A Cat
#30
This Unit Of An Echidna Came Into The Wildlife Sanctuary. She Got Clipped By A Car But She's Fine
#31
This Absolute Unit Blocks The Way Into The Submarine
#32
Hulk, The World's Biggest Pitbull
#33
I Was Told To Share This Pic Of Mr Puddly Here
Lunaofthenest 3 years ago
That cats paws are legit. He could knead bread dough with those paddles!
#34
This Weapon Of A Pony
Lunaofthenest 3 years ago
This pony is my childhood dream of those disproportionately chubby my little pony lads come to life!!!
#35
Ah Lawd He 'Bout To Come Back!
#36
Elvis From Australian Reptile Park Is An Absolute Unit Of A Saltwater Crocodile
#37
Biggest Mulberries I've Ever Seen
#38
I Was Told This Sub Would Appreciate This Absolute Unit Of French Macaron I Made
#39
A Wandering Albatross. Absolute Unit!
#40
This Mighty Steed
#41
You're Telling Me That’s Not A Polar Bear
#42
Got An Absolute Unit Of A Carrot In My Weekly Food Delivery Box Today!
#43
Absolute Unit Of A Grolar Bear (Polar Bear/Grizzly Hybrid)
#44
This Breed Of Dog Is Called A Borzoi. It Has An Absolute Unit Of A Sniffer
#45
Pumpkin Growing Contest Winner
#46
Absolute Unit
#47
In The Deep Blue Sea
#48
T H I C C
#49
This Absolute Unit Of A Squirrel In My Back Yard
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Julie 3 years ago
I have deduced that "unit" now means large or oversized. But is it just a coincidence everyone is using the same adjective "absolute"...or is the full term "absolute unit"? Language is changing so fast...I am Gen X, and "unit" use to mean something very different, and it was not always large.
Kira Okah 3 years ago
The full term is "absolute unit", though "unit" could be used standalone if it's in a drive by comment, it's mostly used as the full term. It's specific meaning is "something exceptionally large for what it is".
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Bean flavored Fujioshi 3 years ago
compared to my other dogs :3 he is a big boi IMG_202104...70df28.jpg 
Deborah Rubin 1 year ago
Not all black horses turn gray, it's more likely if the horse has a gray parent. And while we're on the subject, a foal's color is often different from it's adult coat color.
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
Look at the absolute MAGNITUDE of this lad, bois! Sun_in_the...314350.jpg 
TheRandomBorger 3 years ago
Loved it, but Ben Smith really ruined it. We need a blocking system or something
Viv Hart 3 years ago
I looked at what Ben Smith had to say, well, I did agree with him re perspective. I have been a keen amateur photographer, so can see when the camera is too close to the subject, esp. the macaron, and the duck. You need something to compare the sizes, like the Percheron stallion.
Julie 3 years ago
I have deduced that "unit" now means large or oversized. But is it just a coincidence everyone is using the same adjective "absolute"...or is the full term "absolute unit"? Language is changing so fast...I am Gen X, and "unit" use to mean something very different, and it was not always large.
Kira Okah 3 years ago
The full term is "absolute unit", though "unit" could be used standalone if it's in a drive by comment, it's mostly used as the full term. It's specific meaning is "something exceptionally large for what it is".
Load More Replies... Bean flavored Fujioshi 3 years ago
compared to my other dogs :3 he is a big boi IMG_202104...70df28.jpg
Deborah Rubin 1 year ago
Not all black horses turn gray, it's more likely if the horse has a gray parent. And while we're on the subject, a foal's color is often different from it's adult coat color.
Bacony Cakes 3 years ago
Look at the absolute MAGNITUDE of this lad, bois! Sun_in_the...314350.jpg
TheRandomBorger 3 years ago
Loved it, but Ben Smith really ruined it. We need a blocking system or something
Viv Hart 3 years ago
I looked at what Ben Smith had to say, well, I did agree with him re perspective. I have been a keen amateur photographer, so can see when the camera is too close to the subject, esp. the macaron, and the duck. You need something to compare the sizes, like the Percheron stallion.
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