50 Two-Liners That Can Be Considered As Best Jokes Ever

Sometimes life is too fast-paced, but you must make space for the fun. It might take some work to move stuff around to fit that fun side of yourself in, but don't worry! Everything’s possible. To save time and set you on the right track, here are some of the best jokes ever in two lines! It might not seem much, but trust us, they pack a punch!

From hall-of-fame-worthy dad puns to existential jokes about the harshness of life and the competition that comes with it, we have it all. But one always has to see the light side of things! Otherwise, it’d just become too dark. And those a bit dark-humored jokes express just that: people choosing to keep the positivity up and never back down.

We usually don't want to cry, as it is associated with negative emotions, but we all know the feeling of sore stomachs after we had a tear-producing laughing sesh. That’s what we aim to achieve with this list! And there’s no person these shorter jokes can't crack—no matter the age, both children and adults will find them hilarious!

So wait no longer and dig into this list of the best two-line jokes! Share them with your friends and brace for what comes next. We hope we'll achieve our goal and make you laugh so hard your stomach hurts!