Sometimes life is too fast-paced, but you must make space for the fun. It might take some work to move stuff around to fit that fun side of yourself in, but don't worry! Everything’s possible. To save time and set you on the right track, here are some of the best jokes ever in two lines! It might not seem much, but trust us, they pack a punch!

From hall-of-fame-worthy dad puns to existential jokes about the harshness of life and the competition that comes with it, we have it all. But one always has to see the light side of things! Otherwise, it’d just become too dark. And those a bit dark-humored jokes express just that: people choosing to keep the positivity up and never back down.

We usually don't want to cry, as it is associated with negative emotions, but we all know the feeling of sore stomachs after we had a tear-producing laughing sesh. That’s what we aim to achieve with this list! And there’s no person these shorter jokes can't crack—no matter the age, both children and adults will find them hilarious!

So wait no longer and dig into this list of the best two-line jokes! Share them with your friends and brace for what comes next. We hope we'll achieve our goal and make you laugh so hard your stomach hurts!

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Looking Surprised

Looking Surprised

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    Big Prize

    Big Prize

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    The Comeback

    The Comeback

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    Being Immature

    Being Immature

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    Skydiving Advice

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    Things They Have In Common

    Things They Have In Common

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    Mixed Feelings

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    Heart Of A Lion

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    Money Changes Everything

    Money Changes Everything

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    A German Sense Of Humor

    A German Sense Of Humor

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    Bad Example

    Bad Example

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    Pun Intended

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    #13

    A Legionnaire Walks Into A Bar

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    Reporting A Theft

    Reporting A Theft

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    #15

    Catching Fog

    Catching Fog

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    #16

    Mirror Factory

    Mirror Factory

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    #17

    Just Say No

    Just Say No

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    #18

    Brewing Coffee

    Brewing Coffee

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    Pirate Anniversary

    Pirate Anniversary

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    More Cowbells

    More Cowbells

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    Mode Of Transportation

    Mode Of Transportation

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    #22

    Pun Contest

    Pun Contest

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    #23

    Bad Genes

    Bad Genes

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    #24

    New Ideas

    New Ideas

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    #25

    Snail Race

    Snail Race

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    #26

    Naming Your Dog

    Naming Your Dog

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    Poor Sally

    Poor Sally

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    #28

    Dating A Tennis Player

    Dating A Tennis Player

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    #29

    Roman Numerals

    Roman Numerals

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    #30

    Longest Walk

    Longest Walk

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    #31

    Strawberry Jam

    Strawberry Jam

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    Ladders

    Ladders

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    #33

    The Fresh Prince

    The Fresh Prince

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    #34

    The Last Wish

    The Last Wish

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    #35

    Serious Cliffhanger

    Serious Cliffhanger

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    Sixteen Atoms

    Sixteen Atoms

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    Green And Fuzzy

    Green And Fuzzy

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    #38

    Stolen Bag

    Stolen Bag

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    #39

    Funny Two Line Jokes

    Funny Two Line Jokes

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    Funny Two Line Jokes

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    Funny Two Lines Jokes

    Funny Two Lines Jokes

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    Funny Two Line Jokes

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    Funny Two Line Jokes

    Funny Two Line Jokes

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    Funny Two Line Jokes

    Funny Two Line Jokes

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    #45

    Funny Two Line Jokes

    Funny Two Line Jokes

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    Funny Two Line Jokes

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    Funny Two Line Jokes

    Funny Two Line Jokes

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    Funny Two Line Jokes

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    Funny Two Line Jokes

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    Funny Two Line Joke

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