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As you probably know, unless you live under a rock, Twitter and its newfound CEO, Elon Musk, have been the talk of the town over the past few weeks. Since Elon Musk’s takeover, we have seen everything from high-profile departures to a massive layoff. Last but not least, a whole new verification system that seems to have backfired like lighting a matchstick at a gas station. In a job market more and more made of flexible schedules, work-life balance, and remote working, Elon Musk hit his now ex-employees in the face with a big “nope.”
Countless Twitter memes later, the world is now split into those who believe Twitter’s era is over and those who think the company will be able to make it through this rough patch. We’re no visionaries here, so we’ll refrain from making predictions. But one thing is certain: Tweeters have delivered high-quality comedy over the years, and funny tweets are all we’re here for today.
If you’re looking for a good laugh, this is our “best of Twitter,” a place to come back to over and over again, in loving memory of what Twitter was in case everything goes down the drain. Here we’ve rounded up what we’re positive are some of the funniest tweets of all time — the ones that make us laugh every time we read them!
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Patrick John Haskins 2 years ago (edited)
I'm pretty sure that the coffee myth has been debunked. In 2015/2016, my wife's OB said it was okay to drink caffeine, but maybe not in excess. Alcohol and cigarettes are still a no-go.
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Headless Roach 2 years ago (edited)
Imagine referring to a USB dongle by 'dingle' in a business presentation. Do I take the podium today, even though I stopped before 'berry'?
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Some black giirrrrllll 2 years ago
Meanwhile in a parallel universe: Can you imagine how awkward it would be if you went on your pet's phone and found the 1000s of pictures they have of you sleeping.
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Headless Roach 2 years ago
The doctor lied, I thought we established that last time this very tweet was part of another BP thread.
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Headless Roach 2 years ago
pretty much 🤯, followed by 🤣, occasionally interrupted by 🤮
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Joshua David 2 years ago
I open 0 social media since 2016 and have since adopted BP as a surrogate to constant negativity and gauntlet throwing goings on. Here, you are encouraged greatly and insulted nicely. Xo
Cassi Lyris 2 years ago
Instagram is all lies though. At least Twitter is mostly honest chaos. I quit it over a year ago though.
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Autistic apricot 2 years ago
Why put it there if you don’t want people to tick it? I hardly think a baby’s going to fill in the list
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stardrop loves you 2 years ago
Is it just me or are birthday calls the worst. Like srsly I'm trying to enjoy and then my great aunt who I've never seen in my life calls like nooo i wanna eat cakeeeee
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