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“Madame Web” Might Be Bad But At Least It Inspired These 30 Hilarious Jokes
Marvel’s new Madame Web movie premiered on February 12 before being released on Valentine’s Day, grossing $52 million worldwide and, essentially, completely bombing at the box office.
The Hollywood Reporter claimed the movie, which features big names like Dakota Johnson as Madame Web, Sydney Sweeney as Julia Carpenter, and Emma Roberts as Mary Parker, had the worst opening for a Sony movie featuring Spider-Man-related characters.
Moreover, the Reporter noted that the movie continued the trend of underperforming superhero movies from both Marvel and DC.
Madame Web currently holds a 13% critics score on Rotten Tomatoes, 3.8/10 on IMDb, and 2.2/5 on Filmstarts.
Even the movie’s protagonist has seemingly echoed critics, as Dakota has said she hasn't seen the movie during an interview in the UK, while also essentially saying she's got no plans to watch it any time soon, TMZ reported.
Naturally, the internet has managed to turn the colossal flop into a bunch of hilarious memes. So, without further ado, here are 30 of some of Bored Panda’s favorite reactions to Madame Web.
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#1
It's A Crime
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#2
Spiderman's Uncle's Coworker
#3
Dakota Johnson's Iconic Lack Of Enthusiasm
#4
This Tiktok Review
Megan The Viking Traveler 10 months ago
I miss who I was before I saw this film!!!!!! deeeaaaad
#5
Was This All A Dream?
#6
How Many Bucks?!
TotallyNOTAFox 9 months ago
7 bucks?! That's really unrealistic... that means they made any profit
#7
Even Wikipedia Doesn't Want It
#8
With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility, And...
#9
Dramatic Lines
LakotaWolf (she/her) 10 months ago
I’m female and I LOATHE female characters like this. This is not how to “represent” or “empower” those who identify as women. I’m even a superhero comics/movies fan (grew up on the 90s X-Men and Batman) and I cannot stand superhero movies/shows like this :(
#10
Spoilers
screaming chicken 9 months ago
that line made me cringe so hard tho. like you tellin me uncle ben has no responsibility? those kids gonna die in his care man-
#11
New Roman Empire Unlocked
#12
Trying To Find The Cause Of The Movie And Punishing Them
#13
It's So Bad You Just Can't Help Loving It
#14
An Infinite Amount Of Madame Web
#15
We Need To Get To The Bottom Of The Mess
#16
Some People Watched Madame Web For The Plot (Sydney Sweeney)
#17
This Poetic Review Is Everything
Megan Curl 9 months ago
This is the verbatim dialogue for Nicole Kidman’s AMC movie theater ads without the last line, “because, here they are…”. Or, in the case of Madame Web ARE NOT. Oh, the shade.
#19
The Worst Thing About Madame Web Is...
#20
Fastforward To The Credits
#21
This Is How You Sound Leaving The Movies
#22
Awkward Cut
#23
We Love A Good Chaotic Press Tour
#25
Worst Valentine's Day Date Idea Ever
#26
Reconsider
#27
A Historic Run
TotallyNOTAFox 9 months ago (edited)
Dracula Untold and The Last Witch Hunter were at least somewhat enjoyable
#30
Trying To Play It Safe
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Ken Beattie 10 months ago
I think if you're going to make a movie with B (or C or D or whatever they are) list characters you have to pick ones that are visually interesting and have potential for a "spectacle". Guardians of the Galaxy nailed that. Most non-comic fans had no idea who they were but the visuals were great and the action sequences and humour carried the movie. If you don't have that then you'd better have a great script and great acting if you want to make it anywhere...
WindySwede 10 months ago
Don't even know what it is.. and could not read the text in the beginning. Because of 'dark mode' the text is black and background dark gray. And will kot change 😌
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PFD 10 months ago
I was so looking forward to this and avoided all the trailers and advance commentary to be able to go in spoiler-free, so the eruption of horrified hilarity at it's awfulness totally blindsided me... I can't bring my self to watch it now 💀
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 9 months ago
Same. And I know some people are going to say Marvels and Web did badly because "Men can't handle female superheros (or women leads in general)" but that is so far from the truth. Madame Web is one of my favorite Spiderman characters. I've been screaming for years that Madame Web and Gwen need to make an appearance. Gwen was done really well, both in the Garfield SM movies and Into The Spiderverse. Madame Web, not so much.
Load More Replies... Devon Archer 9 months ago
WHY DO THEY KEEP MAKING THESE!? I think it's a tax write off cause they make loads of money elsewhere besides movies. We know Sony can make good movies if they try, like "Into the spider verse" But these are just awful. I only got three minutes into Morbing Time and had to stop it.
Natty Tempest 8 months ago
So... This is gogglebox online. Reading things written by people who saw a movie? Feels like I have reached a new low.
Ken Beattie 10 months ago
I think if you're going to make a movie with B (or C or D or whatever they are) list characters you have to pick ones that are visually interesting and have potential for a "spectacle". Guardians of the Galaxy nailed that. Most non-comic fans had no idea who they were but the visuals were great and the action sequences and humour carried the movie. If you don't have that then you'd better have a great script and great acting if you want to make it anywhere...
WindySwede 10 months ago
Don't even know what it is.. and could not read the text in the beginning. Because of 'dark mode' the text is black and background dark gray. And will kot change 😌
Load More Replies... PFD 10 months ago
I was so looking forward to this and avoided all the trailers and advance commentary to be able to go in spoiler-free, so the eruption of horrified hilarity at it's awfulness totally blindsided me... I can't bring my self to watch it now 💀
Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 9 months ago
Same. And I know some people are going to say Marvels and Web did badly because "Men can't handle female superheros (or women leads in general)" but that is so far from the truth. Madame Web is one of my favorite Spiderman characters. I've been screaming for years that Madame Web and Gwen need to make an appearance. Gwen was done really well, both in the Garfield SM movies and Into The Spiderverse. Madame Web, not so much.
Load More Replies... Devon Archer 9 months ago
WHY DO THEY KEEP MAKING THESE!? I think it's a tax write off cause they make loads of money elsewhere besides movies. We know Sony can make good movies if they try, like "Into the spider verse" But these are just awful. I only got three minutes into Morbing Time and had to stop it.
Natty Tempest 8 months ago
So... This is gogglebox online. Reading things written by people who saw a movie? Feels like I have reached a new low.
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