Maybe that's how they met their fathers

Ah. See, I just don't exercise 🤷‍♀️

*hysterically clicking the cancel subscription button*

Now that's funny!

Hoot.

I want to fly with this pilot forever

Once when was 4 when I woke up and started crying, my mother asked if I had a bad dream and I said no, I woke up. Sometimes I still feel like crying when I wake up.

Try a size 12

Does it have pockets?

Best. Explanation. Ever

And when we cough, stand up, sit down, dance, trip, laugh, jump on trampolines, walk, run, exercise, get frightened, live, breathe........

Her breasts were the size of watermelons, and were perky and all natural despite her small frame.

Love this one!!

woah, a tad bit close

She was hiding under a trailer, I saw him on the side of the road, I chased him up a hill and pulled him out of the brambles. (All true cat rescue stories)

We rented a house with a cat who lived under the kitchen table, he ran out when ever we went in the kitchen. Landlady told us about it before we moved in, said she could not take him - but would we mind putting food down for him. We have moved now, adopted the cat. From a timid thing that ran away when we came near, the only time he gets off my knee when I'm home is to go sit on my husband. He usually sleeps on my shoulder, which is not comfy, but I don't seem to have much choice. Never really thought we were cat people, but seems like when a cat chooses you, you don't get a say in it.

I found mine as a few days old in my garage. Had to become their mom. The same mama cat had four more in my garage again a year later, same thing happened. Never did manage to catch mama cat. Found her body near our library one day, about a year later. Brought her back home and buried her.

"The cat showed up one day and refused to leave, so now we feed him and pay his vet bills, and he sleeps on the bed, because if you shut him out of the bedroom he cries." is basicly the history of cat domesticisation.

You would not believe how many people got pet cats because one day one just showed up in their house and they didn't really want to kick the cat out

Dumpster kitties are the best!

Our cat walked in while we were having a BBQ. Stole some steak and never left.

I literally have 15 cats and have never gone to a shelter. Little bastards keep showing up on porch as infants, half dead and starving. And i dont have the heart to take them to a shelter where they will be put down. I've tried finding himes for them but no one wants them so I've become a "crazy cat lady". Could be worse though, at least i have unlimited snuggles.

She showed up teeny tiny in the back yard, no older than seven weeks and the dogs let us know she was there. She has been our beautiful River ever since.

My bestie disappeared in 1986, the search was called off after several months of posters and milk cartons, then in 1999 I found a kitten with reddish ears. My besties ears turned red in the cold. She was reborn as a cat and now she's missing again.

My sweet girl saved my life, gave me a purpose when I adopted her from the local animal rescue centre. She's now an official Emotional Support Animal, her name is Magic: what she is, and what she does x

My cat adoption story: my cat choose me. I was walking back home with my 3yo daughter, when a strange kitty started to follow us and came in to our house. And so she stayed with me and my family for 13 years. She choose us to be her servants until her last breath.

Molly just showed up on my front porch the day after my birthday. She must be mine. Right? Morris was rescued from a bag in a dumpster. (Some people are horrible.) He was the best cat ever!!! RIP sweet Morris.

I left the door open for a bit, now I have a cat.

All my Grandma did was open the front door and a cat wandered in. had that cat for about 14 years. We didn't choose her, Shadow chose us

Disturbing, yet accurate.

That's because people dont get their animals spayed neutered and keep the cats inside. The madness needs to stop. Don't get me wrong I love my pets, but they were all from irresponsible pet owners. If you are on rural property I get your cats might be outdoor, but I really hope you provide adequate warm shelter and food and water. Ditto for outdoor dogs. Hated my parents for how they kept the dog outside. As a kid not much you can do.

Our previous dog was once a puppy sleeping under car in a city center. Friend's previous cats were two sad tiny kittens in a flooded construction hole in rain. My cat was also stray, with lots and lots of parasites. She never grew as big as her sister or other cats but it will be three years living with her, soon :-) and I love her very much. I also love our dogs, I hope they have the best care :-)

My cat followed us home from the park. By us I mean the dog

I sent this to 20 friends. We all have at least 3 cats "adopted" us!

You don't adopt a cat even though we call them our furred kids/family. They adopt you. They are with you because they Want to be. I wouldn't want it any other way.

I went to the shelter and my cat introduced herself to me. A friend had a dog and we had her for a trial run. Both are still here.....LOL

At least two cats have just moved in, I'm entirely sure the stories of life as a stray are genuine 🤔

Found my pitbull puppy in the gutter near my home at 4am not looking or wanting a dog, and my other puppy a pitbull/boxer mix was found dumped behind a grocery store. Soooo I do not really agree with you. every rescue has a sad start out story and hopefully a happy ending.