Maybe that's how they met their fathers

Ah. See, I just don't exercise 🤷‍♀️

*hysterically clicking the cancel subscription button*

Now that's funny!

Hoot.

I want to fly with this pilot forever

Once when was 4 when I woke up and started crying, my mother asked if I had a bad dream and I said no, I woke up. Sometimes I still feel like crying when I wake up.

Try a size 12

Does it have pockets?

Best. Explanation. Ever

And when we cough, stand up, sit down, dance, trip, laugh, jump on trampolines, walk, run, exercise, get frightened, live, breathe........

Her breasts were the size of watermelons, and were perky and all natural despite her small frame.

Love this one!!

woah, a tad bit close

She was hiding under a trailer, I saw him on the side of the road, I chased him up a hill and pulled him out of the brambles. (All true cat rescue stories)

This age difference isn't going to work out

I'm 19 days older than my fiance (or brosecco if you will) and I like to tell him "respect your elders!" or "you'll understand when you're my age"

Ah, those late May / mid May romances.

I will have to try this too! I'm 13 days older than my husband!

My hubby is exactly 11days short of 2 years younger.... Helllloooioo Trophy hubs!!!

Uh oh, do I smell pedophilia? Two week age difference??? Jail

I do this to my friend. I am 5 days older lol. It’s nice because i am always the youngest

Ha!

Oh, I am using that one!

I love older woman.

I dated a guy 3 years younger than I was. He was fine until he started referring to me as his "old lady."

What a hoot! My ex was 6 months younger and I wish I had thought to do that!

This age gap isn't allowed. It's abhorrent to the powers that be. You need to go find a grandfather figure like a normal person.

I kinda love that !

I always use this to my brother,, even if I did the thing yesterday! 😀😀

Awesome.

That's really cute! You sound like a nice couple!

He's gonna go places. Not sure where, but places

Rich people call this a "personal assistant".

"uhhh- a blade of grass?"

🤣🤣🤣

My daughter

Same.

Every flight should have a Roscoe 🐶

And how is the apprenticeship going?

Hello toilet my old friend

oh yes

Um…. You’re not supposed to do that either.

What about making an L with your index finger and thumb to help you remember which way is left?

WISH DENIED

Someone is in for an awakening

My mom was Miss 'take off those earphones and put away that Walkman' years 1982 to 1990.

Back handed compliments.

If someone could invent this for me, my little sweaty legs will be grateful. Being menopausal but also neurodivergent sucks monkey butts at times.

I’m a teen and I have a favorite. It’s the front right btw