Oh, that smile! Good Boi.know he is getting a treat!

SUNWOOF! :)

Charcuterie.

Ticketmaster could implode, giving happiness to everyone.

Like most Gen X men, I can hold entire conversations using only movie quotes. "Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria!" "Get to the Choppa!" "Yippee -kai-aye, Mother***er!"

Yes

Before I got my first Covid shot, I went tot he grocery store. After I got my shot, I said to the nurse: ‘Now I deserve a lollipop!’, and treated myself to the lollipop I bought. I was 59 years old then. The nurse laughed so hard!

Still true

The cat is right

My first tablet was a wax slate with a stylus; when you were done you'd peel up the plastic sheet to erase the picture.

I was gonna say something funny here, but, well, you know...

If your ducks are in a row they are an easy target. ;)

Depends on the size of the shower.

TRUTH!

Bc of my bad English, at first I thought that you made that little goblin from your friend, you witch!!

I love how two astronauts are trapped in space and everyone is so nonchalant.

Absentee I'm assuming.

Jack Swigert, of Apollo 13 had originally been the backup command module pilot, and was bumped to prime crew two days before launch, as Ken Mattingly, the man he replaced, had been exposed to the measles. Having to get his shiit together in two days had to have been a struggle, and he didn't get his income taxes filed. The launch was on April 13th, and taxes have to be filed on or before the 15th. Swigert was given an extension, as he was quite definitely out of the country.

Bet they are worried the lawn wasn't mowed

You pays your money, you takes your chances.

That's very clever

I'm ambiclockstrous

I'd rather meet Snoopy.

I would give up AI if Amazon would display only the item that you asked to see and not 500 totally unrelated things.

Me: Doing research for a story: I need to know the weather conditions in Honduras in August. My computer every time I log on for the next three months: Here's a list of vacation rentals in Honduras.

If I can't actually see it from the interstate, I'm not taking that exit. At the very least I need one of those 200 feet tall Golden Arches signs.

other ppl drama is the best.

Well you can have stickers, you just need to buy your own. My food in the fridge at work has flamingo stickers on it for identification

Also, why are many face creams, moisturisers, other creams in little tubs so you can't use them without getting the product under your nails?

Don't get me started on the years lost on Captcha...

Shout out to people with tattoos because the concept of having needles jammed into my skin for a prolonged period of time is horrifying

I mean… it’s not a lie

"Nat the Rat", could be a good title for an illustrated storey book for children

They will line up, get on their phones and chat and jabber away to each other sharing tik toks and igs, comparing notes and giggling for hours on end and call it a great day out.

I think you may be confused about your animal species...

Wow, airlines are really going overboard. Soon they will charge for breathing too much

it's "thank you" in irish :)

And I’ll beat you to it.

I chate but I swear I have never chitten before

My husband was born on the 26th December. It's the second Christmas holiday in Germany. My husband hates it because when he was a kid other kids never had time for him because family stuff and since he's an adult nobody feels like celebrating because they just celebrated two days with tons of food and drinks and chatting.

Nope, just too expensive for plastic containers.

Green M&M?

Cute though

Shopping for books!

My Uncle Justin use to say, "Why stand when you can sit and why sit when you can lay down?"

Definitely for job application related mails.

A .PNG of what ;)

Unfortunately I have some bad news: The course "how to deal with disappointment" has been cancelled.

Bull pucky. I get so much more done from home than from an office. I don't think the 3 minutes to switch laundry is doing more harm than the 39 minute gab fest some random drop by my cubicle is.