Oh, that smile! Good Boi.know he is getting a treat!

SUNWOOF! :)

And some escalators and a few lifts! That would be nice. You too TfL. How about some lifts that actually work on the London underground!?

Charcuterie.

Before I got my first Covid shot, I went tot he grocery store. After I got my shot, I said to the nurse: ‘Now I deserve a lollipop!’, and treated myself to the lollipop I bought. I was 59 years old then. The nurse laughed so hard!

Like most Gen X men, I can hold entire conversations using only movie quotes. "Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria!" "Get to the Choppa!" "Yippee -kai-aye, Mother***er!"

Yes

The cat is right

I was gonna say something funny here, but, well, you know...

Still true

That's very clever

TRUTH!

If your ducks are in a row they are an easy target. ;)

My first tablet was a wax slate with a stylus; when you were done you'd peel up the plastic sheet to erase the picture.

I love how two astronauts are trapped in space and everyone is so nonchalant.

Depends on the size of the shower.

I'm ambiclockstrous

Bc of my bad English, at first I thought that you made that little goblin from your friend, you witch!!

Me: Doing research for a story: I need to know the weather conditions in Honduras in August. My computer every time I log on for the next three months: Here's a list of vacation rentals in Honduras.

I'd rather meet Snoopy.

other ppl drama is the best.

I would give up AI if Amazon would display only the item that you asked to see and not 500 totally unrelated things.

Well you can have stickers, you just need to buy your own. My food in the fridge at work has flamingo stickers on it for identification

Shout out to people with tattoos because the concept of having needles jammed into my skin for a prolonged period of time is horrifying

They will line up, get on their phones and chat and jabber away to each other sharing tik toks and igs, comparing notes and giggling for hours on end and call it a great day out.

If I can't actually see it from the interstate, I'm not taking that exit. At the very least I need one of those 200 feet tall Golden Arches signs.

And I’ll beat you to it.

I mean… it’s not a lie

Also, why are many face creams, moisturisers, other creams in little tubs so you can't use them without getting the product under your nails?

Don't get me started on the years lost on Captcha...

"Nat the Rat", could be a good title for an illustrated storey book for children

I think you may be confused about your animal species...

Wow, airlines are really going overboard. Soon they will charge for breathing too much

A .PNG of what ;)

I chate but I swear I have never chitten before

Definitely for job application related mails.

Ar mhaith leat anlann breise leis sin?

Nope, just too expensive for plastic containers.

Cute though

Shopping for books!

Bull pucky. I get so much more done from home than from an office. I don't think the 3 minutes to switch laundry is doing more harm than the 39 minute gab fest some random drop by my cubicle is.

Green M&M?

My Uncle Justin use to say, "Why stand when you can sit and why sit when you can lay down?"

It's great when the people you hire are really motivated, isn't it?

My husband was born on the 26th December. It's the second Christmas holiday in Germany. My husband hates it because when he was a kid other kids never had time for him because family stuff and since he's an adult nobody feels like celebrating because they just celebrated two days with tons of food and drinks and chatting.

Signed up for LinkedIn maybe ten years ago because that's where my boss would list photos and such about corporate events. Sadly he passed away several years ago, so I haven't been on since. Recently though, I must have done something to let them know that I'm still alive because suddenly I'm getting the "we found a job you might be interested in" emails. Ironically, a lot of them are for the company I already work for.

but the question is: is really necessary having everything "smart"?

Unfortunately I have some bad news: The course "how to deal with disappointment" has been cancelled.

I wouldn't want that if it were like the group project in highschool.

Make that between 6 and 7 a.m and you have my vote.