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2021 was one hell of a ride. We rose and fell, and rose again like phoenixes boosted by the 3rd vaccine, with life returning to the (new) normal, resumed social life and work from the office reminding us why exactly we loved that pandemic ‘pause’ so much, and today we stand not only strong, but super anxious. In fact, our collective anxiety could easily be awarded with magna cum laude, if there were masters at surviving a crisis. And since the crisis is far from done yet, this seems like one hell of a long course.
With so many ups and downs, people’s marriages have also had a rollercoaster ride. This year proved to be a test for what couples uttered on their big day, and quite likely forgot the words: “for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health.”
So whether they were struggling or succeeded to keep up with the marital vows, the truth is, 2021 was a perfect breeding ground for hilarious marriage tweets. Today, we present you with this collection of hands down the funniest, most painfully accurate, and all too relatable tweets for you to feast on!
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Marriage is one hell of a crazy ride, made to stand the test of a lifetime. The paradox is that, sadly, it’s notorious for failing it. So no wonder so many people are looking for ways to strengthen their marriage and build a solid ground for it to stand on. But how do we do it? Well, there's no single answer. But to find out what an expert has to say on this matter, and you'd better get your notes ready, we reached out to Francis Merson, a clinical psychologist and founder of the Paris Psychology Centre.
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Serial pacifist 2 years ago
What a tragic mistake. She lead you straight into the web buddy and you didn't see it coming.
“People often get married while they’re high on the drug of being in love – that heady cocktail of hormones and obsession where your partner seems like the most wonderful thing in the world,” Merson explained. It turns out there’s even a psychological term for this, which is ‘limerence.’
“The research is clear that this is a temporary phenomenon. Limerence wears off, sexual chemistry cools, and sometimes, tragically, not much might be left to fuel a relationship,” Merson said and added that “That’s why the friendship aspect of a marriage is crucial.”
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Sedona 2 years ago
I know this is supposed to be a joke but whenever I felt sick or had a headache my parents wouldn't believe me. Once I broke my arm and they just gave me bag of frozen veggies. When my arm tripled in size due to swelling they finally took me to a doctor. Reading this makes me a little angry.
In order for a marriage to last and stand strong in challenging times, it has to be built on a strong friendship. “A friend is someone whose company you enjoy, whose values you share, and who you can count on in difficult times. If your partner doesn’t meet these criteria, then the relationship is unlikely to be a very happy one in the long term,” Merson said.
The psychologist also explained that the biggest mistake people make in relationships is getting into the wrong ones. “So it’s important to ask yourself when entering a relationship: is this someone I would want to be lifelong friends with? Or is this just someone I find very attractive?”
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Jason Cline 2 years ago
The whole send to store for something made up don't make sense. I would just Google it when I found it didn't exist I'd find something that looks outlandishly expensive looking but cheap enough to make it worth doing then find an online printing place get labels made to fit whatever crazy thing I ordered. I'd go play a round of golf come back let her know that the local store didn't have it in stock but they were able to put in a special order for it upon request which I did and I have to pick it up in a week. Bring it home with a fake receipt for some crazy expensive price but something I could purchase. Give it to my wife give her a big kiss and say anything for you bae. When she freaks out at the cost and says to return it I'll let her know that they don't take returns on special orders. If I get lucky she will try to return it to said store and then the fun will really begin.
John Baker 2 years ago
Hubby must be pretty gullible. Either that or he's using it as an excuse to nip down to the pub for a couple of hours. ;-)
Aileen Steiner 2 years ago
I once texted my husband to pick up “super firm tofu”. Autocorrect changed it to “supergirl tofu”. He asked the woman in the produce department where he could find the supergirl tofu…then went to another store because the 1st store didn’t have it!
Robin Pickering 2 years ago
Do you really think letting him out on his own is a punishment? Lol
Bri Lancaster 2 years ago
This is just plain mean. He should leave the house and do something for himself. On the other hand, if he truly deserved this (because he's cruel), he would tell his wife, "Go get it yourself you cow!" If he's cruel, he wouldn't just go like a good boy to the store.
Raven DeathShade 2 years ago
Or you can work it out amongst yourselves, surely? Or take some time and do something by yourself? Confusing the poor man and wasting his time seems unfair.
Janet Parrott 2 years ago
Cream Of Tartar! They don't know whether to look near the toothpaste or in jars next to the fish. It can keep him and a stock person searching for a long time.
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Mark Johanen 2 years ago
But once he catches on, he's going to refuse to go to the store for you. Confer "Boy Who Cried Wolf".
Davo gifman 2 years ago
Don't forget to pick-up the disposable kiwifruit razors. 😆 An if you want dessert get some more of those mayonnaise popsicles. 🤢
Jarrod Nichols 2 years ago
Tips on how to be toxic and a bad partner? Wtf is wrong with you???
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pigasus1 2 years ago
So, you married a dumb one, or he's dropping by his side woman's house on the way.
Jarrod Nichols 2 years ago
That's what she would deserve for disrespecting him that way
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Jarrod Nichols 2 years ago
And that makes you psycho. Rude and stupid. Way to respect your partner karen
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Sky Render 2 years ago
Tell him to bring home a glabella! Eventually he'll get frustrated and check Wikipedia...
von Funnyname 2 years ago
hahaha, we have this tactic also. We'll send you to Home Depot to find level bubbles or a bucket of steam, or a left-hand socket wrench
KMill 2 years ago
You think you have this tactic. We know there’s no such thing (or we just don’t care). We went to Starbucks with a girlfriend and now we’re at Target.
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Panda Kicki 2 years ago
Well, you need to make an example then! Take of of his tools and randomly hammer it against a rock.
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Desiree McKinnon 2 years ago
My friends made that mistake one summer. Whined that they were bored one day. Next thing they knew, their mom had them washing down the living room walls... I know cause I came to see if they could come outside and was told of the event, and then invited inside to join them. Just in case I was bored too. I was smart enough to say, nope not bored, I'll go ride my bike.
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Sarah Spencer 2 years ago
Yes! I mean - my marriage did ultimately end (amicably) but I cannot complain about his bizarre love of IRONING. It seems an odd thing to miss, but he was particularly good at it and it's a job I cannot stand.
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Neil Srivatsa 2 years ago
More like: DID YOU JUST watch three whole episodes of The Witcher without me?????? THAT'S 3 HOURS, FRANK, THREE HOURS OF MY TIME.
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Robert Thompson 2 years ago
That is not how I remember it. If we both have the day off, I don't have a day off.
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Panda Kicki 2 years ago
I think I need a translation as we dont have Target here,.aggressive sellers?
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Serial pacifist 2 years ago
What I love about my wife is that we are perfectly comfortable drinking coffee and not uttering a single word. The kids do more than enough of the speaking.
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Panda Kicki 2 years ago
Wait until you are pregnant and his natural scent makes you literally puke every time he comes near...
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Serial pacifist 2 years ago
And praying that a policeman gives him a ticket, a confirmation of criticism of his driving.
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Orlando Pitcher 2 years ago
It's everywhere. Even my favorite video games have squid game themes. If you've never heard of squid game You live under a rock.
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Panda Kicki 2 years ago
Most.clothes that dont.wrinkle.can just be thrown.in the drawers. We rarely buy anything that takes special care 😝. Time can be spent bettet, like a good book och playing with the kids.
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Mark Johanen 2 years ago
A female friend of mine at work once told me with obvious anger and frustration that her husband and deliberately folded the towels wrong just to get out of having to fold them the next time. I debated whether I should tell her that I have no idea what the "right" way to fold a towel is.
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perkio 2 years ago
Sooo... as an engaged woman, can someone tell me why marriage is a good thing? And please hurry before we put a deposit on the venue.
Summer Mason 2 years ago
Marriage is awesome if your married to the right person. As Bob Marley once said "find someone you can be happily miserable with for the rest of your life" I fking love the hell out of my husband. We don't always see eye to eye 100% of the time. But that's okay. I don't need a twin I need a partner.
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Jaguarundi 2 years ago
My husband couldn't finish a special recipe because he couldn't find "clarified butter" at the grocery. So I showed him how to make it from the butter in the fridge.
YesterdaysEyeliner 2 years ago
Why are some people so sensitive these days? Some of yall are really getting your panties twisted over some funny tweets..... sheesh 🤣
Veronica Sjöberg 2 years ago
The difference pre-marriage and as married is that it takes a LOT more to just leave. This sounds horrible but its not all that bad. You both put much more effort into learning to live with each others flaws and to understand each other. You don't just "give up" when its hard, you decide to call it "a hard time" and not "the end". You may take turns being the one who wants to keep going, sometimes you get bored etc but you always find a way to connect.
Lovin' Life 2 years ago
Some of these were hilarious. Some I've never use, but no doubt will definitely try out
perkio 2 years ago
Sooo... as an engaged woman, can someone tell me why marriage is a good thing? And please hurry before we put a deposit on the venue.
Summer Mason 2 years ago
Marriage is awesome if your married to the right person. As Bob Marley once said "find someone you can be happily miserable with for the rest of your life" I fking love the hell out of my husband. We don't always see eye to eye 100% of the time. But that's okay. I don't need a twin I need a partner.
Load More Replies... Jaguarundi 2 years ago
My husband couldn't finish a special recipe because he couldn't find "clarified butter" at the grocery. So I showed him how to make it from the butter in the fridge.
YesterdaysEyeliner 2 years ago
Why are some people so sensitive these days? Some of yall are really getting your panties twisted over some funny tweets..... sheesh 🤣
Veronica Sjöberg 2 years ago
The difference pre-marriage and as married is that it takes a LOT more to just leave. This sounds horrible but its not all that bad. You both put much more effort into learning to live with each others flaws and to understand each other. You don't just "give up" when its hard, you decide to call it "a hard time" and not "the end". You may take turns being the one who wants to keep going, sometimes you get bored etc but you always find a way to connect.
Lovin' Life 2 years ago
Some of these were hilarious. Some I've never use, but no doubt will definitely try out
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