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There's no bond between two people more special than marriage. At least in the beginning. But like most special things, it slowly becomes less special with time, and before you know it you're being forced to share your pizza with a person who won't even let you use their iPhone charger, even though they always use yours. Sound familiar? Then check out this list of 2016's funniest tweets about marriage. Compiled by Bored Panda, the collection is sure to have every married person secretly nodding in agreement. Don't forget to vote for the funniest!

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    Juana
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe try doing your dishes and picking up your garbage before she walks in. Just a thought.

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    Tabitha Trevino
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate buying toilet paper. I always buy multiple big packs. Why the dread I don't know

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    BobbyK
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First, she was always TOO hot. Window open - 20 degrees - I freeze. Now she is TOO cold. Thermostat set to boiling. I melt. Ain't love grand?!

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    Sreejith
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyway you collected all of those to one place... Good work fella

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    Shari H
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the person who finally realizes the trash is at max capacity getting mad that the other person didn't take it out sooner. 20+ years of successful marriage here folks, still pushing down the garbage...

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    Cassie
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pick the brand of TP. My hubby either approves of my choice or doesn't care as long as he has something to wipe his bottom with. Not sure which it is, but it's probably the latter.

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    Abbie Smith
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was telling my husband this, I just gave him the stare for the wife blank, he thought he honestly did something wrong xD

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    over opinionated
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Sets Wal-Mart alarm clocks to go off in one minute intervals ten minutes from now. Waits and watches a safe distance away.*

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    over opinionated
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao. How excited the hubby gets when he wins a $50 pro-line (Ontario Canada sports lottery)

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    Elaina Moss
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yea...oh hey, did you need help with that? No, I got it now...that it's done...

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    JillVille Child Care
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If all those boxes contain costumes, I want that basement! Oh the fun we could have!!

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    over opinionated
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men like when you're around but not in there way. They hate being alone but don't bother them... especially during play offs.

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    Steve Moore
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever try to convince your beloved that , contrary to his/her misapprehension, there are TWO a's in "caramel" ? Really gets up my nose when I hear "carmel."

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    Steve Moore
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cor, I don't half envy this bloke. I "get" to store my knickers in a drawer of our bedroom's entertainment centre !

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    Lauren Frank
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During an argument: Me: that’s not logical. It doesn’t make any sense. W: I DON’T CARE Me: well ok then. I guess you win

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    Claire Mellusco
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The entire place is soaked and the brand new bottle of bathroom spray is half empty, that's how I tell.

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    Lucy Sharp
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one I disagree with. I'm a bit OCD in the sense that I like the dishes next to the sink and not in the sink...

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    Cassandra Johnson
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this not higher up? All I can hear is that sound now... It's unnerving...

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    Jennifer Crompton
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooooh this is a touchy one. You have to split up the job here. Wife packs the bags, husband packs the car and neither are allowed input on the other's part. It's the only way to stay married. Lol

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    Amanda H.
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents recently celebrated their 16th anniversary and my dad still wakes my mom up every dat for a goodbye kiss. Sometimes she complaints cuz she wants to sleep. It's hilarious.

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    Jennifer Crompton
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Balding in men, especially men that go bald on the young side, is caused by high levels of testosterone. I think women are subconsciously attracted to men with high testosterone. That's my theory on why most bald men are already taken 😉

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