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“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me” is one of the most incorrect sayings of all time. Idiotic opinions, fallacies, and outright untruths are all, unfortunately, broadcasted over the internet for everyone to see, meaning that all of us have to see, hear, and read the very worst words and ideas humans can put together.

The “Facepalm” internet group gathers all those moments when people really did or said something so unbelievable that it caused a visceral reaction to all onlookers. And through the magic of the internet, it can reach you too. So be sure to upvote your “favorites” and comment your thoughts below. 

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In Fact, It’s Happened 7 Times

In Fact, It’s Happened 7 Times

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Lia is a platypus
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO SPORTS, BUT THIS DUDE IS AMAZING FOR STICKING UP FOR THEM

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    The Rich vs. The Poor

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    Petra Schaap
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im so tired of this. the immigant boat was on the news for days. Stop acting like no one cared. I literally had to stop watching the news because of the coverage broke my heart. The submarine became world news after a few days because it was a stupid concept and the first time it happened. Lifes and families are ruined. Its not a contest. Edit: the most submarine attention comes from people that say we shouldnt give them attention. Like right here.

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    The oldest use of the word “facepalm” (but not the actual, physical action) dates back to the early days of the internet. In 1996, where the first netizens mentioned it in a variety of posts about everyday life. This points to the fact that this phrase was in the popular lexicon earlier, as the posters do not clarify what the word means and use it nonchalantly.

    However, the actual post, of holding one’s face in your palm, is relatively old, and found in statues and sculptures going back hundreds, if not thousands of years. Normally, it was associated with more serious loss, like Henri Vidal’s Caïn, depicting the biblical figure mourning the death of his own brother, who he killed. 

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    #5

    “Muh Guns!!!”

    “Muh Guns!!!”

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    Michael P (Perthaussieguy)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both my kids went through primary school, high school and university without ever knowing what 'Active shooter drills' are all about. I never had to wonder if they would come home alive everyday.

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    Due to the internet and the general ubiquity of this emotion, the facepalm remains popular, to such a degree that there is even a facepalm emoji (Unicode U+1F926) and a vast library of stock images depicting this action. While commonly reaction images of humans facepalming were used, one can now even find animals doing the gesture, most likely by accident, but it’s always fun to imagine a cat actually facepalming. 

    #7

    What A S**t Show

    What A S**t Show

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    Susan Bosse
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It absolutely did. We are such an embarrassment. Add in that I'm Texan and I want to hide my head in the sand these days. I'm no longer proud of my country or state and that's tough to say.

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    This Anti Vaxxer Trying To Stop Her Son From Getting Vaccinations Himself

    This Anti Vaxxer Trying To Stop Her Son From Getting Vaccinations Himself

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    David Martin
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I can't wait until I turn 18, I'm going out and doing shots!" "But you have to be 21 to drink in the US" "I didn't say drinks; I said shots"

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    For those that see something not worth a full facepalm, as it is a bit dramatic at times, you can use the good old disappointed head shake, that one’s grandparents will tactically deploy when they see anything that confuses them. Over text, one can quickly and easily communicate their disappointment with the good old acronym smh (shaking my head) which is actually older than good old facepalm. 

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    #10

    In Church For Blessing Ar-15's. But Blaming Others Than Christians

    In Church For Blessing Ar-15's. But Blaming Others Than Christians

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    #11

    Spot On

    Spot On

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    October
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A patient with massive silicone boobs told me she refused the vaccine because she didn't want artificial stuff in her body.

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    On the other hand, should one need to deploy stronger language, there is always the trusty face desk aka the head desk. While we do not recommend you actually do this, be sure to upvote the posts that go beyond a facepalm. This is a stronger emotion, one so visceral that the victim wants to physically bash the thing they just read or heard right out of their head. 

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    #14

    Not Bad

    Not Bad

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    Caroline Nagel
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw a guy in his car crossing himself before starting to drive at a green light. This was in Athens and traffic was hell (2003).

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    #15

    Show Me

    Show Me

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    MadOrca99
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People using religion as an excuse for s**t like this really gets on my nerves

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    The reality is that there have always been people who might cause us to facepalm. Bad decisions and horrible opinions are deeply human and probably existed before language. So it’s overall a net positive that we have methods to immediately “get it out of our system” when someone does something so deeply idiotic that it makes us feel bad by proxy. As long as we don’t facepalm too hard. 

    #16

    Who Needs Vaccines When You Have Miracles

    Who Needs Vaccines When You Have Miracles

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    Tee Rat
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm conflicted on this one. Funny? Yes. A bit dark? Sure. My dad was max oxygen during covid and was fully vaccinated. He did previously have lung cancer and emphysema before he passed. Nope, still funny. Sorry dad I got my sense of humor from you.

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    #17

    It Was Media Control All Along

    It Was Media Control All Along

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    cartoon ghosts
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would your code name for something be a god damn anagram that's literally so stupid

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    #18

    Brain Damage: Cool, Vaccine: Nope, Thanks

    Brain Damage: Cool, Vaccine: Nope, Thanks

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    Similarly, while the internet allows us to see more facepalm-inducing moments, on the flip side, it lets us publicly shame people with ideas this bad and it communicates to others who might have similar ideas that in reality, they are wrong and should keep it to themselves. Someone is not a bad person for being wrong but sticking by an objectively terrible opinion even when presented with contrary evidence is pretty childish. If you want to keep facepalming, Bored Panda has got you covered, check out our other article on this topic here

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    #19

    Texas Be Looking Like Gilead

    Texas Be Looking Like Gilead

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    Niki A
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've commented this before, but I had a D&C because I had a missed miscarriage, I was told I was a murderer. My baby was already gone. I was told I should have let it happen naturally. I was at risk for sepsis. I guess f**k my two living kids, right?

    Nadine Debard
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had 3 miscarriages, I'm sorry you went through that and people adding anxiety to your sadness. Hugs for you.

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well hell, they already tried murdering the doctors (and succeeded in way too many cases), by their own brand of totally f****d up logic. their next targets would have course be the patients. F*****g hypocrites.

    Rachel Robertson
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be the babies, Following the people's logic who thinks abortion is murder cause the unborn baby is a life. Wouldn't that mean if the mother dies at all while carrying the baby, during, or after having the baby due to the baby the baby is a murderer?

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    DelvianBlue
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what are they going to do if the woman has a miscarriage? Charge her with involuntary manslaughter?

    Nikole
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. And not involuntary. Seriously, this is being proposed in some regressive states.

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    Tiger Lilly
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they say these things out loud and still not hear the hypocrisy!

    xolitaire
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is right there with "In England in the middle ages the legal punishment for a suicide attempt was death". Like ??? Okay?

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These christians are like animals who can't see themselves in a mirror. They simply don't see the connection.

    brittany
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they wont even put actual murderers on death row most of the time. how is potential for life more valuable than ACTUAL life???

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I highly recommend the book “when she woke” about an ultra-conservative Christian theocracy in the near future. It’s very thought provoking, but careful if you’re sensitive to abortion, religion, a couple other things.

    MsPlants
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is like the law in some places for people that attempt suicide, the punishment is death, they have changed it now but that was a thing for awhile. Now its imprisonment in around 15 countries

    Brenda
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you assist someone with getting an abortion (case currently in court), or get/give them Plan B, jail time

    ဗSailor Moonဗ
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deep in the slowly crumbling, rotting heart of texas 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    Maria Maria
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Texas to ten year old pregnant rape victim: "killing the young is wrong!!"

    AngelWingsYT
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasnt this stoled from a Florida headline? The two seem to go hand n hand these days. Copy one anothers "homework" so to speak

    Crazy catz
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From an English person to Americans, please move away, leave, any country will do, just not that one

    Saint Tim the Godless
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to thank the Christian right for finally giving the people on the left an issue we're willing to die over?

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personal belief is that they are waiting for the second coming and they're terrified that Jesus 2.0 is going to be aborted.

    David H
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the bill actually exempted all women getting abortions from any criminal charges. It did however state that the doctors who performed it could get the death penalty. The headline is clickbait

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    You guys do realize that those against abortion regard it as murder - right? So from their perspective it warrants the same punishment as any other murder. You can regard their perspective as wrong, but it *is* logically consistent...

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    #20

    Lemme Ask You This

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    Having A Functioning Circulatory System

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    Fakus nameus
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t have a functioning circulatory system because it gives guys the ick. Got it

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    Burn Victim

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    Panda Kicki
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can absolutely say I dont understand "human drivers of fire"what is that? Sounds scray! I need to read MCarthy et al 😄

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    #25

    Damn Son!

    Damn Son!

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    Otis B Driftwood
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a boss tell me that morning meetings were not for me because I was a temp. One day the manager comes by and yells at me for not attending meetings, in front of the boss that told me not to go. And she didn't say a word. I quit that day.

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    Awkward

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    Daniel Atkins
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm all that stuff about the weed I’m just repeating what I have heard other people say.

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    You'll Survive

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    Vasana Phong
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex manager was a chain smoker, like every hour outside for a cigarette break, when we were discussing favorite soda flavors, he said’ yuck, do you have any idea what soda does to your body’

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    #31

    Immigrant Prisoners Are Lease To Be Slaves

    Immigrant Prisoners Are Lease To Be Slaves

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    Josh Tarjan
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfectly legal under the 13th Amendment. Former slaves were often arrested in the South to be used as (slave) prison labor. 13A is ironically part of the root of today's mass over-incarceration in the US.

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    #32

    What If We Made An App That Would Endanger Lots Of Women?

    What If We Made An App That Would Endanger Lots Of Women?

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    #34

    When You Try To Sue A Restaurant For No Reason And Lose

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    #36

    Which One Of The Many Mass Shootings Are We Talking About?

    Which One Of The Many Mass Shootings Are We Talking About?

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    DBear
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like we never have to say "Did you hear about the terrorist bombing? or "Did you hear about the genocide?" and have to ask "Which one?"

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    #38

    But My Country Is Not Happy Any More

    But My Country Is Not Happy Any More

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    Emma London
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their secret is oil. Lots and lots of oil, which profits the government first, instead of individual companies or CEOs. They have so much money that they build very expensive bridges to teeny tiny islands, just because they can.

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    #42

    Just Another Normal Day

    Just Another Normal Day

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    Fakus nameus
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he get an employee discount because he’s going to need one

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    #43

    Virtue Signalling

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    Karl der Große
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've written longer responses about this topic, but for now I settle for saying that calling everybody out for cultural appropriation has gotten out of hand.

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    #44

    Queen Elizabeth Is Asking For Money On Internet

    Queen Elizabeth Is Asking For Money On Internet

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    #45

    Woman On American Airlines Plane Duct-Taped To Her Seat After She Tried To Open The Door Mid-Flight

    Woman On American Airlines Plane Duct-Taped To Her Seat After She Tried To Open The Door Mid-Flight

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    #46

    These Darn Spoiled Kids Today, With Their "Need To Eat At Regular Intervals" Or Whatever, Smh My Head

    These Darn Spoiled Kids Today, With Their "Need To Eat At Regular Intervals" Or Whatever, Smh My Head

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    Karl der Große
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rich kids get free meals from their parents. These people must think that rich kids eat at their leisure because their little fellows somehow earned it. I know sometimes I feel entitled to my privileges, but this is a whole other level.

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    #47

    Instead Of Calling The Cops, The Museum Turned Off The Heating And Lights. Protestors Were Asking For Food And A Bowl To Go To The Toilet - No One Cared

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    #48

    Keep It Simple Stupid

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    saw & order
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Affect is a verb and effect is a noun, but sometimes effect is a verb as in “ to effect change,” (thank you to those who commented below, I genuinely didn’t know!), English is lovely, isn’t it?

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    #49

    Yahoo Answers Might Be Gone, But We Still Have Quora

    Yahoo Answers Might Be Gone, But We Still Have Quora

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    #50

    Time To Hate White People For (Checks Notes) Walking In The Rain?

    Time To Hate White People For (Checks Notes) Walking In The Rain?

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    #51

    Yeah, Imagine That

    Yeah, Imagine That

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    #52

    I Desperately Want The Backstory Behind This

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    #53

    No Way To Treat A Hero

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    Susan Bosse
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bravo to this mom!! They wouldn't have stopped me. They could have tried. If they'd have done their f*****g jobs, she wouldn't have had to.

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    #54

    Say What Now?

    Say What Now?

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    General Anaesthesia
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A different opinion: In the King James version, 'He' is italicized, meaning it was supplied by the King James translators and is not in the original ... The "original" Greek "ego eimi" means "I am". So not, "I am He". https://renner.org/article/roman-soldiers-knocked-flat-by-the-power-of-god/

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    #55

    He Isn't Very Good At Hints

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    Robert Trebor
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dweeb. This would've been me in early 70's - 80's - 90's - 00's - 10's - now. Clueless Dweeb.

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    #57

    Exhibit A

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    Rowy007
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They will also never know the advanced remote that we used. The youngest child or a slipper.

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    #59

    “It’s Starting”

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    #61

    The USPS Is A Service

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    Goose of the Ahonkalypse
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are definitely billions lost ever year in our defense budget. I don't think the pentagon has ever passed an audit. There have been studies showing how to cut billions in wasteful administration costs or billions spent on weapons plans without any actual product, expensive planes that don't work in areas we actually need them, and waste and fraud from government contractors. But I get what he's saying. Also didn't certain legislative choices create the issue with USPS not being able to earn its costs back? There have certainly been officials who've wanted to see it change to private ownership.

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    #62

    I Know Right

    I Know Right

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    Elio
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like Patton Oswalt. He is right about the polio vaccine. It took a little bit of time to reach where my mom's family lived (rural area) and my grandparents were so happy that they didn't have to worry about their kids ending up in an iron lung.

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    #63

    This Is Getting Really Sad Now

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    #64

    Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes

    Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes

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    #66

    Highest Military Spending In The World

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    "Out Of Context"

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    Darth_JarJar
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn’t that what all Christian’s do, is take a phrase from the Bible out of the Bible and therefore out of context.

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    #69

    America In One Picture

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    Apparently They Can't Understand The Difference

    Apparently They Can't Understand The Difference

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    #73

    Ed Solomon Is The Person Who Wrote Men In Black

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    #76

    Another Reason To Dislike Dr. Phil

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    #77

    Treat Your Kids Well, Then They’ll Start To Love You

    Treat Your Kids Well, Then They’ll Start To Love You

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    I'M A SHOUTY MAN (they/he/she)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't wait until I'm 18. My mother is so... two sided. I love her and I hate her. My friends are like "that's not usual, she's abusive" I just want to be out of this house...

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    #78

    A Win/Win Situation For Everyone?

    A Win/Win Situation For Everyone?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also tiime to boycott life by the not being alive anymore.

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    #80

    “I Love The Poorly Educated”

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    Norm Gilmore
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing a third arm from getting the vaccine would have made my job soooo much easier... Have had to get by from not dying of covid instead..

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    #81

    Let's Go Spend 10k On Jewelry

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    Niall Mac Iomera
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give a dozen donuts to someone who just finished a 6 course dinner and the donuts will still be there tomorrow. Give a dozen donuts to someone who hasn't eaten if 3 days, and they'll finish them all in one sitting.

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    #83

    Putin Meets With His Defense Minister - Zelensky Meets With His Defense Minister

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    🇷🇺ЛеснойКороль(they/he)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a Russian man i will proudly say that it is Putin’s war, not mine. I desperately wish Zelenskyy was my president. Слава Украини 🇺🇦

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    #84

    A "24h" Fitness Closed Without Checking And Locked A Man Inside

    A "24h" Fitness Closed Without Checking And Locked A Man Inside

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    #85

    Yikes

    Yikes

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    Robert Trebor
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I bet the two jacka$$es didn't back down. Such people can't bear to be shown up.

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    #86

    It's Almost As If People Don't Have Enough Money To Survive, Let Alone Have A Child

    It's Almost As If People Don't Have Enough Money To Survive, Let Alone Have A Child

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    Marigold Groot
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to solve this "problem" of declining birth rates, let's just force women to have children against their will.

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    #87

    So, How Is It Going?

    So, How Is It Going?

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    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do you have a YouTube channel about your vaccine research? No? That clearly proves that those other two are right!

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    #88

    On The Civil War

    On The Civil War

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    Chris Ulm
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every single state that seceded mentioned slavery as a reason for seceding in their articles of secession. The Civil War was always about slavery.

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    #89

    Sounds Like A Plan

    Sounds Like A Plan

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    Kimba
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also learned about this life hack on an episode of Grey's Anatomy.

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    #90

    What A Terrible Day To Be Literate

    What A Terrible Day To Be Literate

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    David Martin
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was today years old when I learned TWO new sex terms! And to paraphrase the movie Con Air, "I don't know what scares me more; The concepts of soaking and jump humping, or the fact that it happens so often, we have a name for it"

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    #91

    Nothing More To Say

    Nothing More To Say

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    Riche White
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe Jonas Salk gave away the formula for making insulin for free so others could life longer

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    #93

    Actions, Meet Consequences

    Actions, Meet Consequences

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    #94

    Apparently Billionaires Are More Important Than Lessening Homelessness

    Apparently Billionaires Are More Important Than Lessening Homelessness

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    Timmy Pillinger
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather be a millionaire in a country where I can live a normal life than a billionaire in a s**t country.

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    #95

    Putin Wtf Are You Even Doing?

    Putin Wtf Are You Even Doing?

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    #97

    Anti-Vax Logic

    Anti-Vax Logic

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    #98

    Twittee User Doesn't Seem Happy To Learn That James Cameron Is, As A Matter Of Fact, A Noted Submarine Expert

    Twittee User Doesn't Seem Happy To Learn That James Cameron Is, As A Matter Of Fact, A Noted Submarine Expert

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    Kim Kermes
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a naval officer with some qualifications and experience that won't be declassified in his lifetime. What do you know about naval engineering, groundhugger?

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    #99

    Some People... Smh

    Some People... Smh

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    Goose of the Ahonkalypse
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey tbf for a while some of them did not have matching colors and you had to mess around until you got it right.

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    #100

    Only Yellow Labs Can Be Seeing Eye Dogs

    Only Yellow Labs Can Be Seeing Eye Dogs

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    Kiri
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So people are being racist towards the color of dogs fur now??? Smh

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    #101

    Condoms Are Eco-Friendly, While Papers Are Not

    Condoms Are Eco-Friendly, While Papers Are Not

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    Elio
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do think printing should be free (within reason), but it's more important than prevent STD clusters.

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    #102

    Just Pay Your Student Loan

    Just Pay Your Student Loan

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    Karl der Große
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you won't be able to fix these problems just through debt relief. As soon as there is more money on the paying end, the colleges will find ways to increase costs. It needs to be addressed on both ends.

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    #105

    You Have To Remove The Protective Coating.... Please Can Someone Shut Down The Internet

    You Have To Remove The Protective Coating.... Please Can Someone Shut Down The Internet

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    #106

    It’s Getting Out Of Hand

    It’s Getting Out Of Hand

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    Robert Trebor
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watched an Amazon deliverer ignore my instructions to put the package inside my gate, and drop it over the gate. Thankfully no damage.

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    #107

    Apparently Europe Has No Food And No "Tech"

    Apparently Europe Has No Food And No "Tech"

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    #109

    Wow Calling A Homelessman An Animal

    Wow Calling A Homelessman An Animal

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    #111

    Probably Didn’t Eat It The First Time

    Probably Didn’t Eat It The First Time

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    Susan Bosse
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if this were true, it's certainly not a flex on her part. Also, who gives a f**k what she eats but bravo to the guy calling her out...except I'm a little concerned he knows what she ate 10 years ago.

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    #112

    It's Al-Gebra, Not Al-Qaeda

    It's Al-Gebra, Not Al-Qaeda

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    Daniel Atkins
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly some of higher math equations looks like a weird language but I would not call security.

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    #113

    And Countless Republicans Actually Listen To What She Has To Say…

    And Countless Republicans Actually Listen To What She Has To Say…

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    Kar D
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You still talk about monkey pox in USA? It was all over quite fast in Europe

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    #114

    What Is Wrong With People

    What Is Wrong With People

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    Hippopotamuses
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully, Costa Rica will attempt to recover some of the cost of this. Just short of bankrupting the family, no more. The French government would have no hesitation if the boot were on the other foot.

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    #115

    Darn Millennials Wanting To Be Able To Have A Living Wage

    Darn Millennials Wanting To Be Able To Have A Living Wage

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    AngelWingsYT
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cant care for ourselves but are expected to care for others as well

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    #116

    Parasites And Their Excuses

    Parasites And Their Excuses

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    #117

    *checks Notes*

    *checks Notes*

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    #120

    Twitter Is Faking Signups For Its New Blue Checkmark

    Twitter Is Faking Signups For Its New Blue Checkmark

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Wells Fargo and Verizon should tell Elon Musk about their experience with trying to sneak extra services and subscriptions on customers, and how they had to pay restitution after being caught and losing the class action lawsuits.

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    #122

    “The Vaccine Is Made From Aborted Babies”

    “The Vaccine Is Made From Aborted Babies”

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    #123

    Help My Infant Is Gay Bc He Likes Colours

    Help My Infant Is Gay Bc He Likes Colours

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    #126

    How Is This Even Possible

    How Is This Even Possible

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    Blue Cicada
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like, the totally wrong college? Or the wrong campus of the right college? I've been out of school for years now. Thanks for a new scenario to add to my nightmares, though.

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    #128

    May Be They Are Lazy

    May Be They Are Lazy

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    🇷🇺ЛеснойКороль(they/he)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this really gets in my nerves, when my generation (z) or millennials are getting blamed for “killing the (blank) industry” when we’re literally just struggling to PAY OUR RENT. Do you ever think about how most, if not all of us will never be able to afford a house? Yeah. Your fault.

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    #129

    Me Too, Thanks

    Me Too, Thanks

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    Niall Mac Iomera
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else will you show strangers that you're a big strong man who definitely doesn't have a small w***y?

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    #130

    Financial Thinking 100

    Financial Thinking 100

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    #131

    The Way She Cluelessly Takes The Picture Lol

    The Way She Cluelessly Takes The Picture Lol

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    #134

    God Forbid We Let Our Children Learn About Things That Actually Exist

    God Forbid We Let Our Children Learn About Things That Actually Exist

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    #135

    So Ironic It Hurts

    So Ironic It Hurts

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    Betsy Ray
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simone did what she had to and now she's back. And she didn't infect anyone.

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    #136

    Worst Customer Ever

    Worst Customer Ever

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you treat someone carrying your food like that? I'd be afraid to eat it.

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    #137

    We Haven't Learned Anything

    We Haven't Learned Anything

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    #139

    Thinking You're The Victim When You Film Yourself And Your Friends Breaking Into People's Homes

    Thinking You're The Victim When You Film Yourself And Your Friends Breaking Into People's Homes

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    Susan Bosse
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You went into someone's home unknown and uninvited. This is illegal no matter what color you are, you idiot.

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    #142

    Just Put This Guy In Jail Already

    Just Put This Guy In Jail Already

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    Not productive (but trying)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t even imagine the confidence this person has. I get nervous placing an order at a restaurant, much less breaking into a train

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    #144

    Well Now

    Well Now

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    Peter Parker
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I think she's in the right. Priests are not allowed to discuss anything shared in confession with anyone else. It's confidential between the you, the priest, and god.

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    #145

    I Am At A Loss For Words

    I Am At A Loss For Words

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    #146

    This Is Getting Ridiculous To The Point Of Madness,

    This Is Getting Ridiculous To The Point Of Madness,

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    Hugh Crawford
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, way to make your kid fight the battles your too embarrassed to fight yourself because you know how stupid you sound.

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    #147

    Crazy How The Country You Betrayed Doesn't Want You Anymore

    Crazy How The Country You Betrayed Doesn't Want You Anymore

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    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same thing happened to a British teen-ager. She ran off to join Isis, got married and had a child. When the child got sick she wanted to come back to get medical attention for him and they took away her citizenship.

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    #148

    Month Is Over Stop Being Gay

    Month Is Over Stop Being Gay

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    Panda Kicki
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The issue of signs and crosswalks being replaced with themed versions is about more then bigots dissaporoving. People with limited cognitive capacity can be very confused and lost when the signs and crosswalks change randomly. That can cause dangerous situations when they dont know if it is ok to cross or not. I would prefer pride flag or similar next to the crosswalk, not replacing it.

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    #149

    Elon Musk's Poll Doesn't Go As Planned So He Redoes It And It Goes Even Worse. When Will They Learn Vote Recounts Don't Go In Their Favor?

    Elon Musk's Poll Doesn't Go As Planned So He Redoes It And It Goes Even Worse. When Will They Learn Vote Recounts Don't Go In Their Favor?

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    #150

    Wtf 🤦🏾

    Wtf 🤦🏾

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    Niall Mac Iomera
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using a paddle sends a powerful message to children. It tells them they you are not a good enough teacher to be able to use words to solve an issue. That you must resort to using physical strength to scare the student. And even then, you must use a tool because you lack the fortitude to do it yourself.

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    #151

    This Girl’s Presentation At My Local University

    This Girl’s Presentation At My Local University

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    #152

    Fuck This Shit

    Fuck This Shit

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    Shark Lady
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime there is an advert that you can't skip, I add it to my list of companies that I refuse to buy from.

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    #154

    It's Over Guys, Musk vs. Zuck Cage Fight Is Cancelled By Musk's Mommy

    It's Over Guys, Musk vs. Zuck Cage Fight Is Cancelled By Musk's Mommy

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    #156

    Why Adopt Him In The First Place

    Why Adopt Him In The First Place

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    Cathy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we make sure they serve the FULL 20 years, please? Poor kid 😟

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    #157

    Does It Get More Childish?

    Does It Get More Childish?

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    Robert Trebor
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Soviet Union did this with the UN by getting a couple of supposedly independent "republics" in.

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    #159

    "Bike Karen" Was Right After All. She Has Shown Proof She Paid For That Bike

    "Bike Karen" Was Right After All. She Has Shown Proof She Paid For That Bike

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    Blue Cicada
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Supposedly her lawyer has submitted 2 receipts w 2 diff confirmation numbers. A weird situation all around. The young men seem sincere in their assertion. Her whiny mannerisms project a disingenuous attempt.

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