I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO SPORTS, BUT THIS DUDE IS AMAZING FOR STICKING UP FOR THEM

im so tired of this. the immigant boat was on the news for days. Stop acting like no one cared. I literally had to stop watching the news because of the coverage broke my heart. The submarine became world news after a few days because it was a stupid concept and the first time it happened. Lifes and families are ruined. Its not a contest. Edit: the most submarine attention comes from people that say we shouldnt give them attention. Like right here.

dude we learned about spartan women in sixth grade cmon

Dystopian hell scape.

Both my kids went through primary school, high school and university without ever knowing what 'Active shooter drills' are all about. I never had to wonder if they would come home alive everyday.

So dumb

It absolutely did. We are such an embarrassment. Add in that I'm Texan and I want to hide my head in the sand these days. I'm no longer proud of my country or state and that's tough to say.

"I can't wait until I turn 18, I'm going out and doing shots!" "But you have to be 21 to drink in the US" "I didn't say drinks; I said shots"

MY son, at 16-17 fought me tooth and nail for "MAKING him" and his father get vaccinated. (Both of them are Trumptards, but I love my son very much.) I told him that, as I have autoimmune disorders, and take immunosuppressants, not getting it was NOT an option, unless he was ready to get a job and support himself. (A feat he has yet to accomplish at 19.) If not, he WAS getting the jab. I reminded him that while still under 18, it was my responsibility to "MAKE him" get vaccinated for COVID. Too bad there isn't one for STUPID, yet!

Most teenagers look forward to this special birthday because it means they can finally do things like vote or drink or marry. Not this 18yo. He just wants to live to see 19.

What vaccine needs you to be 18? Oh, vaccines that need a parent to bring you. I'm getting dumb.

no you kidnap your son and force him to wear a metal hat and worship qanon

Congratulations son!

So now that all the damage is finally coming out, hope y'all feel so superior

STOP him?! Give him a medal!

If you want to send your kids to a public school, they should be given shots as they walk through the door.

What does she mean "try" to get vaccinated?

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The irony

wait till you hear about the Holy Hand Grenade.

A patient with massive silicone boobs told me she refused the vaccine because she didn't want artificial stuff in her body.

The reply is freaking legendary

Freedom costs a buck o five.

I once saw a guy in his car crossing himself before starting to drive at a green light. This was in Athens and traffic was hell (2003).

People using religion as an excuse for s**t like this really gets on my nerves

I'm conflicted on this one. Funny? Yes. A bit dark? Sure. My dad was max oxygen during covid and was fully vaccinated. He did previously have lung cancer and emphysema before he passed. Nope, still funny. Sorry dad I got my sense of humor from you.

Why would your code name for something be a god damn anagram that's literally so stupid

Hell yeah I love watchibg that sport where people get brain damage

And too many people don't seem to realise how utterly stupid that sounds.

If you don't want to wrap it, stay home and whack it.

Don’t have a functioning circulatory system because it gives guys the ick. Got it

His response was amazing

it also didn't disappear

I can absolutely say I dont understand "human drivers of fire"what is that? Sounds scray! I need to read MCarthy et al 😄

I had a boss tell me that morning meetings were not for me because I was a temp. One day the manager comes by and yells at me for not attending meetings, in front of the boss that told me not to go. And she didn't say a word. I quit that day.

Ummm all that stuff about the weed I’m just repeating what I have heard other people say.

Canada>>>

My ex manager was a chain smoker, like every hour outside for a cigarette break, when we were discussing favorite soda flavors, he said’ yuck, do you have any idea what soda does to your body’

Hey mate you said the quiet part out loud

This makes me a sad panda.

Perfectly legal under the 13th Amendment. Former slaves were often arrested in the South to be used as (slave) prison labor. 13A is ironically part of the root of today's mass over-incarceration in the US.