I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO SPORTS, BUT THIS DUDE IS AMAZING FOR STICKING UP FOR THEM

im so tired of this. the immigant boat was on the news for days. Stop acting like no one cared. I literally had to stop watching the news because of the coverage broke my heart. The submarine became world news after a few days because it was a stupid concept and the first time it happened. Lifes and families are ruined. Its not a contest. Edit: the most submarine attention comes from people that say we shouldnt give them attention. Like right here.

dude we learned about spartan women in sixth grade cmon

Dystopian hell scape.

Both my kids went through primary school, high school and university without ever knowing what 'Active shooter drills' are all about. I never had to wonder if they would come home alive everyday.

So dumb

It absolutely did. We are such an embarrassment. Add in that I'm Texan and I want to hide my head in the sand these days. I'm no longer proud of my country or state and that's tough to say.

"I can't wait until I turn 18, I'm going out and doing shots!" "But you have to be 21 to drink in the US" "I didn't say drinks; I said shots"

The irony

wait till you hear about the Holy Hand Grenade.

A patient with massive silicone boobs told me she refused the vaccine because she didn't want artificial stuff in her body.

The reply is freaking legendary

Freedom costs a buck o five.

I once saw a guy in his car crossing himself before starting to drive at a green light. This was in Athens and traffic was hell (2003).

People using religion as an excuse for s**t like this really gets on my nerves

I'm conflicted on this one. Funny? Yes. A bit dark? Sure. My dad was max oxygen during covid and was fully vaccinated. He did previously have lung cancer and emphysema before he passed. Nope, still funny. Sorry dad I got my sense of humor from you.

Why would your code name for something be a god damn anagram that's literally so stupid

Hell yeah I love watchibg that sport where people get brain damage

And too many people don't seem to realise how utterly stupid that sounds.

If you don't want to wrap it, stay home and whack it.

Don’t have a functioning circulatory system because it gives guys the ick. Got it

His response was amazing

it also didn't disappear

I can absolutely say I dont understand "human drivers of fire"what is that? Sounds scray! I need to read MCarthy et al 😄

I had a boss tell me that morning meetings were not for me because I was a temp. One day the manager comes by and yells at me for not attending meetings, in front of the boss that told me not to go. And she didn't say a word. I quit that day.

Ummm all that stuff about the weed I’m just repeating what I have heard other people say.

Canada>>>

My ex manager was a chain smoker, like every hour outside for a cigarette break, when we were discussing favorite soda flavors, he said’ yuck, do you have any idea what soda does to your body’

Hey mate you said the quiet part out loud

This makes me a sad panda.

Perfectly legal under the 13th Amendment. Former slaves were often arrested in the South to be used as (slave) prison labor. 13A is ironically part of the root of today's mass over-incarceration in the US.

Jesus christ that's super scary what the f**k

gary out here doing the police's job

Hoist on their own McPetard

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Like we never have to say "Did you hear about the terrorist bombing? or "Did you hear about the genocide?" and have to ask "Which one?"

Her name is Hellen Njeri for anyone who wants to know

Their secret is oil. Lots and lots of oil, which profits the government first, instead of individual companies or CEOs. They have so much money that they build very expensive bridges to teeny tiny islands, just because they can.

If only

They can??

She's a Trump. Her brain doesn't function like the rest of us

Does he get an employee discount because he’s going to need one

I've written longer responses about this topic, but for now I settle for saying that calling everybody out for cultural appropriation has gotten out of hand.

You know it's real cause of the tea & biscuits

Deserved

Rich kids get free meals from their parents. These people must think that rich kids eat at their leisure because their little fellows somehow earned it. I know sometimes I feel entitled to my privileges, but this is a whole other level.

They didn't think things through.

They deserved it. I have no sympathy for these people that willingly put themselves in this position.

I'm sorry, but 'needed to go potty'? Do they really let 3-year-olds write the news now?

Ok. Whoever needs a bathroom break raise your....damn.

Silly twats

This is brilliant. Let's highlight this everywhere so more people can react with this kind of level-headedness!