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30 Ex-Burglars Reveal Where You Should Never Hide Your Stuff And Share Other Helpful Tips
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Life isn’t as scary as it might seem on the TV, but that doesn’t mean that you can completely throw the question of security out of your living room window. You need to be aware that there are some baddies out there who are simply waiting for their chance to ransack someone’s home and steal your hard-earned belongings. They might not reach Gotham villain levels of dastardly evilness, but you’re not a superhero either. You need to be prepared, you need to be realistic.
Ironically enough, it’s sometimes villains that can protect you from other villains, as redditor AsleepFondant proved. They asked former burglars to offer some advice about where people really shouldn’t be hiding their valuables, and, wow, did they deliver. It’s making us reconsider a lot of things that we took for granted. For instance, safes might not be as safe as you think while closets shouldn’t be where you store your jewelry.
Scroll down and let us know if any of these tips changed your perspective on home security. Oh, and a small reminder that you should NEVER reveal to anyone where you actually hide your valuables. Even if it’s anonymously on the internet. Stay safe. Stay smart.
I reached out to redditor AsleepFondant to have a talk about their viral thread on r/AskReddit. They revealed to Bored Panda what the inspiration for the question was. "For starters, the area I live in is not the safest and I have experience of having my house broken into when I was a little kid, so you could say it's something that is on my mind," they said. Scroll down for our exclusive interview with AsleepFondant, dear Readers.
By the way, if you’re curious about some other tips and tricks ex-burglars shared, you really ought to check out this recent article about home security on Bored Panda.
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#1
This doesn't exactly answer the question asked, but it is a tip on potentially protecting your valuables. Bear with me because it's a bit strange: Glue a spare key (not one that opens something important) under your door mat. Weird right?
A few years ago I did this in addition to installing cameras. Over the last couple of years I've seen this exact scenario play out: thief walks to the door, checks under the mat, unsuccessfully tries to grab the key, backs up, looks around to see if anyone is watching (presumably because they think they have fallen for some trap/prank where they are being surveilled), and LEAVES. They don't even search for another way in because it spooks them.
I was curious to get the redditor's take on how to defend our home from would-be burglars and evildoers of every kind. Here's the advice that they gave Bored Panda: "The best defense is probably not having your house be an easy target to start with. Put up security screens, lock your doors and windows, cut overgrown plants and put up signs like 'beware of the dog'/'security cameras.'" They pointed out that you should probably put these signs up even if you don't own a dog or any cameras.
I also wanted the original poster's opinion about whether or not we should trust the advice of ex-criminals when it comes to security. "That's a tough one," they said. "Being criminals, I would say it's best to take their advice with a grain of salt, but on the other hand who better to ask then the people doing the burgling themselves, the burglars."
What's more, the redditor shared a bit of their experience about staying smart on the streets, especially in areas that aren't as safe. "I have found that generally if you keep to yourself (like not involving yourself or trying to break up in fights) and don't look at shady people, you will be fine."
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#2
My husband is so good at hiding things from burglars that there are a number of valuable items that we have never found again. So hiding things is fine, but remembering where you hid them is just as important.
#3
This will get burried, but here we go.
Not a burglar but some broke into my family's house 4 or 5 years ago when we were out on a concert. They checked everything - took all money and jewelry they could find.
Except! My room was a mess to begin with. I left piles of clothes on the floor, my study desk messy af, left piles of papers on both desk and floor (i was in a hurry before we all left and was searching for something I can quite remember now.
Now. I had 800€ and golden earrings on my desk, just sitting there.
The burglars opened the doors... and didn't move a thing. Left my 800€ and golden earrings alone and moved to another room.
From then on I have been using this as an excuse why I don't need to clean up my room.
The author of the thread, AsleepFondant, shared with Bored Panda that they were caught completely unaware by just how popular their thread was. They had no clue the question would go so viral. In fact, it was the very first time their post on Reddit got so much attention.
"I didn't expect it to blow up at all, I was shocked as that's the first time anything I have ever posted has blown up to that degree," they told me. They joked that they wish they'd posted the question on their main Reddit account, considering how much people liked it.
#4
Former crime reporter here. Tampon box and kitty litter are good. I've also seen false outlets that are safe as a safe.
I don't think burglars are the best folks to ask. Check with drug dealers, they're the best at hiding stuff.
#5
Also side note, I use to do door to door sales for ADT... people would let me in the house and just tell me where all the important stuff was before even verifying I was legit..... don’t do that.
#6
Had my house burglarized by a so-called friend. He missed by far the most valuable thing. it’s just a safe sitting on the laundry room floor. He missed it because I’m a scumbag and had it covered with a mountain of dirty clothes and towels. So not being tidy saved me upwards of $35K.
It’s not just burglars that we should watch out for. We also have to be aware of how safe we are online. After all, online shopping scams and swindles can be someone’s way to worm themselves into your wallet or to get private information.
Earlier, I’d reached out to the moderator team that manages the r/Scams subreddit for a few comments about online safety. According to one of the mods, online scams are a very different beast than real-life swindles.
"I think online shopping scams are different because you lose that layer of dealing with a real-life person. When you have a real person in front of you, a typical person will feel shame or guilt at the thought of taking advantage of a person,” they told Bored Panda.
#7
Your shed. Seriously. LOCK YOUR SHED. Even if your house is well-locked, if your shed isn't, I likely have access to a plethora of tools I can use to gain access.
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
I know it sounds daft but bolt the walls down in each corner into concrete sunk into the ground. My dad scared off a burglar who had managed to lift the corner of his shed off the floor it was nailed to in order to get in
#8
Fun fact - aunt died, and had valuables hidden throughout the house. She was a cranky old cur, the one who had a ton of dough, no offspring, didn't donate, and thought she could take it with her. Well, hell. When she died, I helped out my elderly parents clean out her place. Instead of just being able to throw away the junk and pile up the clothes and other items to donation centers, we had to rifle through every pocket, every damn planter, pot and pan, etc. It was sort of fun, but took a hell of a long time. From what I recall, there was a few hundred bucks inside a few planters, 4.5k in the bottom part of an unused planter, under some little foam brick you stick fake flowers into, that was tucked way in the back of a cabinet, jewelry stashed in the arm of a leather couch, more money in some sewing drawer, a few hundred bucks in several jackets, etc. I took forever to go through every goddamn pocket, sock, drawer, container of nails and buttons, etc. Gotta admit, sorta fun as well. She never told any of us that she had money hidden. My mother just had a hunch.
#9
Any safe that's not bolted down and is small enough for 1-2 people to carry isn't safe at all.
“With the internet, you aren't dealing with a person, but a username and avatar. It is much easier to act maliciously when you don't have a real victim directly in front of you,” they said.
"Online scams also use a lot of tricks to pressure buyers; low prices, pushes to buy now!, taking advantage of someone's kindness or naivete (re: advance check fraud, money mules, etc), or advertising one product and sending another (or nothing at all, by using a fake tracking number). Getting a person to make a decision via high-pressure tactics and preventing them from reflecting and making a sound decision is key," the moderator from r/Scams explained how some scammers work.
#10
My grandfather had a huge safe in the basement.
Inside that safe was another, smaller safe.
And inside that other smaller safe was, you guessed it, an even smaller safe.
When he got sick and had to be in the hospital for awhile he started telling everybody, from the people in line at the fast food place to the nurses, how we was okay because all his stuff was in this unbreakable safe in his basement. People thought he was crazy.
Of course what was bound to happen happened and one time when he was out to the hospital someone broke into his home. When he got back maybe a week later, he saw that the first 2 safes we're opened but the guy gave up on the smallest one. Good for him because there wasn't anything in that last safe either. We had a good laugh about it for the 3 years he was still alive, trying to picture the would-be robber's face when he saw the third safe.
So I guess one place you SHOULD keep your valuables is a safe inside a safe inside another safe. Robbers are lazy.
#11
As a troubled teen, I robbed schools. I can say this: lock your damn windows. 99% of the time we got in with unlocked windows.
#12
My cousin lives in a bad neighborhood, so she went to a thrift store, bought an obvious-looking jewelry box and a bunch of expensive looking costume jewelry that’s actually worthless and put it in the box. She keeps this in a conspicuous place. Then she leaves a few 20s on top. This way if someone breaks in, they will grab this and run, ignoring some of her well-hidden valuables.
"If a deal is too good to be true, it is. If you see a pair of brand new Apple AirPods advertised for $50, you are not getting an authentic product. There are many counterfeit items out there on the market, and you need to verify authenticity before hitting buy," they said that we should follow our gut instinct and listen to it if it’s warning us.
"Not only to avoid contributing to the counterfeit market, but because these knockoff products do not always go through the same safety standards of the real item; they may not be UL certified, they may use chemicals or ingredients that are not FDA approved and are unsafe for use on or in the human body, or could cause major harm to human life or property."
#13
I've seen people make false outlets for hiding valuables like cash and jewelry. Just an idea, a burglar would have to be at your home for a long time to start checking outlets.
#14
I’m an electrician and was on a job installing some wall fixtures for a customer, we found $3500 in an octagon box. I told the customer about the find and he’d stashed it there when they bought the house 15yrs prior. I guess even he forgot about it being there, he did give me a handsome tip of $300 for being honest about finding it and not keeping it since he would have never known.
#15
I'm going to look under your bed, I'm going to dump out any drawer I find. I'm checking your freezer. I'm looking under the bathroom cabinet. Think that incredibly smart hiding spot you saw in a spy movie will work? We watch spy movies too. It's really going to be a matter of security versus convenience for you. If it takes me more than a minute to get to something (and don't forget I'm more than willing to break s**t to get to stuff) then it's not worth my trouble. I want to be out of your house in less than 15 minutes tops.
Glirpy 3 years ago (edited)
Thieves aren't going to check the freezer if they want to be out of a house in less than 15 minutes. Unless they are hungry. Then they'll grab a frozen dinner to heat up in the microwave. Then they find the laptop that you stupidly left in the microwave thinking it won't get stolen in there.
Something else that can give you an extra layer of security is switching your debit card for a credit card. "Credit card protections for most cards are much more forgiving than debit cards. You can generally get your money back faster if you were scammed or misled by a business, versus initiating an investigation through your bank. It is always smarter to pay by credit card (and pay off your balance monthly!)."
#16
Don't leave things out that people can see from outside your home or car. If you buy a new TV or computer break down the box it came in. Don't just leave it by your garbage bin.
#17
I'm going to keep a small safe in the living room with a giant foam middle finger inside for when the day comes.
~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 3 years ago
I mean, if you happened to own a giant foam middle finger, you'd definitely want to keep it safe! Also, I totally want to see the reaction of a burglar when they found that >+<
#18
Not a former burglar, but my house was robbed before which made my dad want to hide his work laptop the next time we went out. Little did anyone else know, he decided to hide it in the oven. We only realized this after my mom finished cooking dinner and smelled something strange. He should have learned his lesson then, but maybe 2 moths later he decided to hide a laptop in the microwave, because you can’t miss the laptop when it is the only thing in the microwave, right? Later that day my sister needed to use a minute timer to get something so she just hit the 1 minute button on the microwave without checking. Trying to hide laptops costed my dad 2 of them so maybe don’t hide them there.
#19
Lol my dad and 2 uncles were once looking after my house for my grandma (they were about 11, 17 and 18) when the heard someone knocking about the garage, so my dad and uncle (18 and 17) went out and found a burgular, and threatened to beat him up if he didn't leave the property. He had his ladder next to the garage to try and get in from the top (idk what he was doing that for), and as he left he asked if he could at least take his ladder with him. To this day my dad still has that ladder
#20
Don't put pics on Facebook /social media of you and your family going on a week long trip from the airport
#21
LED lighting is cheap these days. If your house is gonna be vacant for a while, consider investing in one of those smart-lighting systems where you can set different rooms to turn on and off at different points in the day. (Kitchen during dinnertime, bedrooms at night, etc.)
Roxy Eastland 3 years ago
You don't need a fancy system. Just a couple of timers that plug into wall sockets, with standard or desk lamps plugged in, set to go on in the evening and turn off at bed time.
#22
Oh, and thanks for locking drawers. That way I know exactly where the valuables are. I can open that cheap wood drawer as quickly with a crowbar as pulling it open.
#23
DON'T USE KEY RACKS OR BOWLS NEXT TO THE DOOR! The amount of stolen cars where the burglar takes one step into the house, picks up the keys to the family car and leaves immediately is just sad.
Friday 3 years ago
I leave my car keys out just for that reason. If someone is brazen enough to break into my home for my car, I’d rather them take it and leave. I don’t want them to enter my bedroom to search for the keys while I’m sleeping. Cars can be replaced, that’s why we have insurance.
#24
On your social media page.
No really.
Dont post photos of expensive stuff you just bought on Facebook. You might think it's cool to show it off, but to a would be theif, it just becomes a shopping list.
#25
For the college kids that might read this, don't keep your textbooks in your car. On the day of my finals I had about six textbooks I was gonna sell in my car. Came back to find someone broke my window and stole the textbooks. Cop told me that it's very common and unlikely they will catch the guy, so I was out ~$700, which was huge as a college student.
Darko Pešić 3 years ago
Lol 700 is huge for a college student... Its huge for me too dude, and i am working for past 8 years now...
#26
Pro tip: Hide your small valuables inside a used/empty fire extinguisher, no one is going to steal a fire extinguisher...
#27
I read somewhere that if a thief sees a home security alarm sign 90% of them walk away. A friend of mine bought a ADT security sign off Ebay for this very reason.
#29
You’d be surprised at how often people leave their cars unlocked with nice things inside. A lot of people actually leave them unlocked with the keys inside. It’s how the majority of cars are stolen.
~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 3 years ago
Some cars self lock after a while, leaving your keys in there so don't. (I know this from experience).
#30
Don’t keep your spare key outside near the front door — under a pot plant, under doormat, top of door frame etc.
What do you think ?
Mazer 3 years ago
We had a genius burglar who had a good run in our county. He picked the wealthiest neighborhoods (false sense of security), the most hit were McMansions. He would hike up onto the hills, use binoculars to see when residents left, then break in. If there was an alarm he would keep ransacking the place until the alarm company called to verify if the alarm was a false one or not. He would answer the phone using a child like voice, tell the alarm operator that “Mommy is in the bath, hold on, I will get her”, he would then finish up, pick up the phone and tell the operator “Mommy said to tell you the house is being burglarized”, then he would hang up and promptly leave. Took years to catch him. He had even purchased a home with his ill gotten gains.
Leo Domitrix 3 years ago
Same around here. The gated communities have the highest rates of theft/break-entering. Minus the alarm company call part. The gates go about ten feet.... and then it's just a nice stroll down the road!
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oddkiddo 3 years ago
These posts says sooo much about how different societies are constructed. I live in Denmark and I don't know a single person who ever had their home broken into and burglarised. Not a single person with a safe. Or a gun. Not a single person who has been robbed in the street in Denmark. It terrifies me that political influence from abroad will change this as a result of not giving a s**t about your fellow human and letting the system get cracks big enough to fall through. Distribute wealth. Distribute safety.
Chich 3 years ago
Get motion lights. Leaving a yard light on isn't a real deterrent and helps anyone to see as they wander around your yard and they may not even be noticed. However if a motion light kicks on people will look to see what made it do so. Have easy to spot realistic but fake cameras in areas that will likely make people avoiding them go past well hidden real ones.
Al Christensen 3 years ago
I rented a house with motion lights. They were always coming on. I'd jump up, filled with adrenalin, and peek out the windows to see if there was a prowler. It always either the wind blowing the bushes or a stray animal. I eventually disconnected them.
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Yort 3 years ago
Best place to hide your valuables is your butt. No burglar will think to look there. It’s a little hard to put your laptop there, but I believe in you!
Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
Whole new meaning to butt dial and booty call though 😁
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Cássio Bogdan 3 years ago
Why are you guys leaving ungodly amounts of money at your houses? Don't you have a bank or investments? Never heard about inflation?
madbakes 3 years ago
Some don't trust banks, especially those who lived through, or are children of people who lived through the Great Depression.
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Scarlett 3 years ago
One easy way to avoid theft is have a small, crummy looking house in a neighborhood with bigger, far fancier houses. Never been broken into once. But I keep my valuables (basically the few pieces of real jewelry I have) in one of my old sneakers in my closet. I highly doubt a burglar’s going to want my old, dirty sneaker lol
Monkey Love 3 years ago
My parent's tell a story about a guy who worked for us in the 80's. He was an ex-felon who's crew would fly to Hawaii every so often rob houses and then fly back to the mainland to get rid of the jewlery. They got caught because a guy in the crew decided to keep a ring. The thing that always stuck is they'd never go into a house with small dogs. Small dogs are loud and can hide under furniture and they can't get to them....big dogs, they broke their necks.
Craig Silberman 3 years ago
over half these are NOT places to hide, but advice on how to avoid break-ins, where not to hide, and things not to do; yet another Bored Panda headline that doesn't match the content
Lav Oravaf 3 years ago
so let me get this right... now everyone knows the hiding places... and the tricks... ok, that sounds safe now...
Kira Okah 3 years ago (edited)
I'll just slide in to say that pretty much every padlock is pickable. Some are more complicated but that doesn't make them unpickable. Cheap and expensive locks, even rfid and fingerprint locks have demonstrated vulnerabilities. One can be modded to be much more pick resistant, but anyone with a basic rake can pick most padlocks in seconds.
Jacob Babashoff 3 years ago
We have a family cabin near Yosemite. Someone broke the glass on the side door and opened the door, that should have gave them a clue. Nothing was gone as there is absolutely nothing of value there. Even the cheap TV when bought was under $200, worth even less now probably. We don't keep anything of value there because, come fire season, it could all be gone.
Al Christensen 3 years ago
My house had a mail slot in the door instead of a mail box. So when I was away mail piled up inside rather than in plain view. And although I lived alone, I had two vehicles — a car and a work truck — so there was always a vehicle in the driveway, suggesting someone was home.
Troux 3 years ago
Two tips I remember from a cop who investigated a lot of break-ins: Avoid doors with large glass sections; If a thief can break a small pane and unlock the door himself, it's the same as leaving it unlocked. If you have a yard: In addition to the security system and 'beware of dog' signs, a major deterrent is having a LARGE doghouse in plain sight.
Just saying 3 years ago
Car keys - some modern remote car locking systems can be hacked if your car keys are near enough to your car, even if your keys are in your hallway, or in a front bedroom.
Beautifulnoodle 3 years ago
Totally honest no judgement questions. Why? Why are to robbing people so you can have stuff. It's replaceable, well most of it is. What you're really taking from people is their sense of safety and security. Why would you do that?
Jo Choto 3 years ago
Where you hide stuff depends on what the stuff is and what kind of home you have. Your best precautions are when you are out of the house, to make sure all doors/windows are shut/locked, and consider leaving at least one light on, and a TV or radio going on some kind of chat show/anything featuring people's voices. At night, close curtains so the inside of your home is not visible.
GenericPanda09 3 years ago
Get a flat wood bit and drill a couple of holes in the top of one of your doors leaving about 5mm either side of any facing sides..... you should end up with a couple of holes about an inch in diameter going straight down into the frame of door about 5-6 inches deep. Then get a couple of tubes - those test tubes they sell one-shot cocktail mixes in are perfect for this as they have a metal screwcap you can use to fish them back out with a magnet later. you can get quite a bit of emergency money and a usb stick full of important document scans like passports, insurance docs/ weed stashes, etc in them and they're not going to be found by casual burglars.
GenericPanda09 3 years ago
Also if you're not at home and need to hide your passport somewhere... again, magnets are ideal... coupled with a ziplock bag a couple of small neodymium magnets make finding good, sneaky hiding places easy. The magnets are strong enough to hold a fair bit of weight, but easily retrieved in a hurry.
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Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
Have dogs. Best security ever. No one can set foot on or near my property without my pups barking up a storm.
PixieVonBehr 3 years ago
I handle insurance claims for wealthy people and here are my top tips: . Lock your damn windows . Set the alarm, even if you're just popping to the shop . Outbuildings are a massive target - invest in a loud alarm and locks that can't easily be cut with bolt cutters . Don't keep expensive bikes in your garden. Bring them indoors. . If your safe isn't bolted to the floor, it's no good . Get your jewellery revalued every couple of years to make sure you have adequate insurance cover, should the worst happen. Even in times of recession, the price of gold can still go up
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
We had travellers set up camp near us and cars started getting broken into. The thing they all had in common was that they were remote control unlocking. We bought RFID key wallets and put our car keys in them and told the neighbours. We all have them now and sure enough on 2 occasions people who we have never seen before walked our street. First one was on a tablet, then 2 days later one was in a car with a laptop. They were remotely scanning the keys, copying the codes, and then coming back later to open the cars and steak from them. They were disappointed when all the nice new cars in the street didn't seem to have keys
Samara Morgan 1 year ago
Burglars shouldn't live long enough to become "former". If you're rotten enough to do something like that to others, just die already.
Fectiver Undercroft 3 years ago
#25 in fact, if you have anything valuable on campus, never leave it unattended. I was an undergrad in a small department—knew every classmate well. We were issued scaled diagrams for a complex graphical problem and were told we would need to bring them to our final exam—and no photocopies, because there would be enough distortion that we might get the wrong answer. I had my diagram buried in the middle of a wad of folders and notebooks, and only three other people were in the room—all of whom I trusted at the time—when I left to use the bathroom. When I got back, none of them had seen whoever dug through my stuff and stolen my diagram. I was almost late for the exam by the time I found someone willing to let me borrow his and went find a copier that I prayed would be good enough.
Rachel Tucker 3 years ago
My friends sister lived on a known road for being 'rough'. They got broken in to and they stole the new tv they recently bought. Insurance paid for a replacement and surprise surprise, they broke in again and nicked the new one. From that I realised, A. Don't put boxes from new expensive items out with the rubbish and B. Don't put them in clear view of the window.
Gregg Long 3 years ago
You can also buy these boxes that have a bunch of flickering LEDs on them that simulate a TV being on. Put it in a room with the blinds drawn and have it be on from dusk till dawn if you're going to be gone. Burglar comes down the street, sees the flickering lights around the blind. Think someone is home, watching TV and moves on.
marianne eliza 3 years ago
Above all, do not use any hiding tricks that have ever been made public, either through posts like this or from movies, TV, books, etc. If you ever read or watch something and think "That's cool. I'll do that." then bad guys have seen or read it too.
Briana Kessler 3 years ago
My spare house key is buried in the yard. Lol no one will find it. I never tell anyone where it is either.
Mazer 3 years ago
We had a genius burglar who had a good run in our county. He picked the wealthiest neighborhoods (false sense of security), the most hit were McMansions. He would hike up onto the hills, use binoculars to see when residents left, then break in. If there was an alarm he would keep ransacking the place until the alarm company called to verify if the alarm was a false one or not. He would answer the phone using a child like voice, tell the alarm operator that “Mommy is in the bath, hold on, I will get her”, he would then finish up, pick up the phone and tell the operator “Mommy said to tell you the house is being burglarized”, then he would hang up and promptly leave. Took years to catch him. He had even purchased a home with his ill gotten gains.
Leo Domitrix 3 years ago
Same around here. The gated communities have the highest rates of theft/break-entering. Minus the alarm company call part. The gates go about ten feet.... and then it's just a nice stroll down the road!
Load More Replies... oddkiddo 3 years ago
These posts says sooo much about how different societies are constructed. I live in Denmark and I don't know a single person who ever had their home broken into and burglarised. Not a single person with a safe. Or a gun. Not a single person who has been robbed in the street in Denmark. It terrifies me that political influence from abroad will change this as a result of not giving a s**t about your fellow human and letting the system get cracks big enough to fall through. Distribute wealth. Distribute safety.
Chich 3 years ago
Get motion lights. Leaving a yard light on isn't a real deterrent and helps anyone to see as they wander around your yard and they may not even be noticed. However if a motion light kicks on people will look to see what made it do so. Have easy to spot realistic but fake cameras in areas that will likely make people avoiding them go past well hidden real ones.
Al Christensen 3 years ago
I rented a house with motion lights. They were always coming on. I'd jump up, filled with adrenalin, and peek out the windows to see if there was a prowler. It always either the wind blowing the bushes or a stray animal. I eventually disconnected them.
Load More Replies... Yort 3 years ago
Best place to hide your valuables is your butt. No burglar will think to look there. It’s a little hard to put your laptop there, but I believe in you!
Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
Whole new meaning to butt dial and booty call though 😁
Load More Replies... Cássio Bogdan 3 years ago
Why are you guys leaving ungodly amounts of money at your houses? Don't you have a bank or investments? Never heard about inflation?
madbakes 3 years ago
Some don't trust banks, especially those who lived through, or are children of people who lived through the Great Depression.
Load More Replies... Scarlett 3 years ago
One easy way to avoid theft is have a small, crummy looking house in a neighborhood with bigger, far fancier houses. Never been broken into once. But I keep my valuables (basically the few pieces of real jewelry I have) in one of my old sneakers in my closet. I highly doubt a burglar’s going to want my old, dirty sneaker lol
Monkey Love 3 years ago
My parent's tell a story about a guy who worked for us in the 80's. He was an ex-felon who's crew would fly to Hawaii every so often rob houses and then fly back to the mainland to get rid of the jewlery. They got caught because a guy in the crew decided to keep a ring. The thing that always stuck is they'd never go into a house with small dogs. Small dogs are loud and can hide under furniture and they can't get to them....big dogs, they broke their necks.
Craig Silberman 3 years ago
over half these are NOT places to hide, but advice on how to avoid break-ins, where not to hide, and things not to do; yet another Bored Panda headline that doesn't match the content
Lav Oravaf 3 years ago
so let me get this right... now everyone knows the hiding places... and the tricks... ok, that sounds safe now...
Kira Okah 3 years ago (edited)
I'll just slide in to say that pretty much every padlock is pickable. Some are more complicated but that doesn't make them unpickable. Cheap and expensive locks, even rfid and fingerprint locks have demonstrated vulnerabilities. One can be modded to be much more pick resistant, but anyone with a basic rake can pick most padlocks in seconds.
Jacob Babashoff 3 years ago
We have a family cabin near Yosemite. Someone broke the glass on the side door and opened the door, that should have gave them a clue. Nothing was gone as there is absolutely nothing of value there. Even the cheap TV when bought was under $200, worth even less now probably. We don't keep anything of value there because, come fire season, it could all be gone.
Al Christensen 3 years ago
My house had a mail slot in the door instead of a mail box. So when I was away mail piled up inside rather than in plain view. And although I lived alone, I had two vehicles — a car and a work truck — so there was always a vehicle in the driveway, suggesting someone was home.
Troux 3 years ago
Two tips I remember from a cop who investigated a lot of break-ins: Avoid doors with large glass sections; If a thief can break a small pane and unlock the door himself, it's the same as leaving it unlocked. If you have a yard: In addition to the security system and 'beware of dog' signs, a major deterrent is having a LARGE doghouse in plain sight.
Just saying 3 years ago
Car keys - some modern remote car locking systems can be hacked if your car keys are near enough to your car, even if your keys are in your hallway, or in a front bedroom.
Beautifulnoodle 3 years ago
Totally honest no judgement questions. Why? Why are to robbing people so you can have stuff. It's replaceable, well most of it is. What you're really taking from people is their sense of safety and security. Why would you do that?
Jo Choto 3 years ago
Where you hide stuff depends on what the stuff is and what kind of home you have. Your best precautions are when you are out of the house, to make sure all doors/windows are shut/locked, and consider leaving at least one light on, and a TV or radio going on some kind of chat show/anything featuring people's voices. At night, close curtains so the inside of your home is not visible.
GenericPanda09 3 years ago
Get a flat wood bit and drill a couple of holes in the top of one of your doors leaving about 5mm either side of any facing sides..... you should end up with a couple of holes about an inch in diameter going straight down into the frame of door about 5-6 inches deep. Then get a couple of tubes - those test tubes they sell one-shot cocktail mixes in are perfect for this as they have a metal screwcap you can use to fish them back out with a magnet later. you can get quite a bit of emergency money and a usb stick full of important document scans like passports, insurance docs/ weed stashes, etc in them and they're not going to be found by casual burglars.
GenericPanda09 3 years ago
Also if you're not at home and need to hide your passport somewhere... again, magnets are ideal... coupled with a ziplock bag a couple of small neodymium magnets make finding good, sneaky hiding places easy. The magnets are strong enough to hold a fair bit of weight, but easily retrieved in a hurry.
Load More Replies... Nikki Sevven 3 years ago
Have dogs. Best security ever. No one can set foot on or near my property without my pups barking up a storm.
PixieVonBehr 3 years ago
I handle insurance claims for wealthy people and here are my top tips: . Lock your damn windows . Set the alarm, even if you're just popping to the shop . Outbuildings are a massive target - invest in a loud alarm and locks that can't easily be cut with bolt cutters . Don't keep expensive bikes in your garden. Bring them indoors. . If your safe isn't bolted to the floor, it's no good . Get your jewellery revalued every couple of years to make sure you have adequate insurance cover, should the worst happen. Even in times of recession, the price of gold can still go up
cybermerlin2000 3 years ago
We had travellers set up camp near us and cars started getting broken into. The thing they all had in common was that they were remote control unlocking. We bought RFID key wallets and put our car keys in them and told the neighbours. We all have them now and sure enough on 2 occasions people who we have never seen before walked our street. First one was on a tablet, then 2 days later one was in a car with a laptop. They were remotely scanning the keys, copying the codes, and then coming back later to open the cars and steak from them. They were disappointed when all the nice new cars in the street didn't seem to have keys
Samara Morgan 1 year ago
Burglars shouldn't live long enough to become "former". If you're rotten enough to do something like that to others, just die already.
Fectiver Undercroft 3 years ago
#25 in fact, if you have anything valuable on campus, never leave it unattended. I was an undergrad in a small department—knew every classmate well. We were issued scaled diagrams for a complex graphical problem and were told we would need to bring them to our final exam—and no photocopies, because there would be enough distortion that we might get the wrong answer. I had my diagram buried in the middle of a wad of folders and notebooks, and only three other people were in the room—all of whom I trusted at the time—when I left to use the bathroom. When I got back, none of them had seen whoever dug through my stuff and stolen my diagram. I was almost late for the exam by the time I found someone willing to let me borrow his and went find a copier that I prayed would be good enough.
Rachel Tucker 3 years ago
My friends sister lived on a known road for being 'rough'. They got broken in to and they stole the new tv they recently bought. Insurance paid for a replacement and surprise surprise, they broke in again and nicked the new one. From that I realised, A. Don't put boxes from new expensive items out with the rubbish and B. Don't put them in clear view of the window.
Gregg Long 3 years ago
You can also buy these boxes that have a bunch of flickering LEDs on them that simulate a TV being on. Put it in a room with the blinds drawn and have it be on from dusk till dawn if you're going to be gone. Burglar comes down the street, sees the flickering lights around the blind. Think someone is home, watching TV and moves on.
marianne eliza 3 years ago
Above all, do not use any hiding tricks that have ever been made public, either through posts like this or from movies, TV, books, etc. If you ever read or watch something and think "That's cool. I'll do that." then bad guys have seen or read it too.
Briana Kessler 3 years ago
My spare house key is buried in the yard. Lol no one will find it. I never tell anyone where it is either.
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