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Someone Challenges People To Google ‘Florida Man’ Plus Their Birthday, Here Are 30 Hilarious Responses
Do you believe that the stars determine your fate? I don't. But this internet challenge got me to rethink my beliefs. Even if for a little while. I just didn't want to miss out on the fun everyone's having on Twitter. And tumblr. And pretty much everywhere on the internet. People are googling the term "Florida Man" plus their birthday (the year is optional) and the news story or stories that show up in the results are what defines their future. Mine was "Squirrel attacks Florida man, rodent was raised by neighbor." Classic Florida man. Scroll down to check out what others got and tell us your fortune in the comments!
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The 'Florida Man' meme became popular after someone created an entire Twitter account, dedicated solely to collecting news headline descriptions of bizarre domestic incidents involving a male subject residing in the state of Florida.
The @_FloridaMan Twitter feed was launched on January 26th, 2013 and the account received over 64,000 followers in just a month.
Now, the Florida Man even has his own subreddit with 443k subscribers. The meme is even entering popular culture. On February 2nd, 2015, filmmaker Sean Dunne released a documentary titled "Florida Man," which features interviews with eccentric residents of the wacky state. Moreover, on March 10th, 2015, the Orlando Sentinel reported that the Tampa-based craft brewery company Cigar City Brewing has launched a beer brand named "Florida Man Double IPA" in tribute to the meme, with the bottle packaging featuring a photoshopped image of Ricky Lee Kalichun's mugshot from @_FloridaMan's Twitter profile picture.
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BlackestDawn 5 years ago
Preeeeetty sure the charges are actually obstructing traffic (or some such), the eating pancakes part is irrelevant to the charge and only an explanation of why he was stationary right there.
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Bobbi Newell 5 years ago
I imagine it like this: "What's that crunching noise?" *Couple looks over to see naked man hunched in the corner eating a dry block of Maruchan*
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Georgann Haeffner 5 years ago
These are too funny. Mine is a guy flying down the interstate hanging onto the hood of the car. My daughter's is a guy making a beer run carrying his alligator. I had no idea Florida had so many squirrelly people!!
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PyroarRanger 5 years ago
"February 3: Florida Man Who Had Sex With Dolphin Says It Seduced Him" uh what
PyroarRanger 5 years ago
And "Florida Man Drives His Ford F-150 Onto a Toyota Camry to Protect His Family" along with "Florida man accused of stalking Lana Del Rey arrested outside of concert, police say" damn people do crazy things on my birthday
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Aileen 5 years ago (edited)
Florida Man Learns the Hard Way that He Stole Laxatives, Not Opioids
Komal Aprajita Pandey 5 years ago (edited)
rattle snake carrying Florida man claims to be 'agent of God' : february 18
Komal Aprajita Pandey 5 years ago
not my birthday but i found it too hilarious : Florida man beats ATM , says it gave too much cash.
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Luis Milian 5 years ago
"Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for driving a "footmobile" " LOL what?
Molly Cule 5 years ago
"a police officer in Port St. Lucie, Florida, wound up eyeing more than he bargained for after pulled over an erratically-driven pickup truck...only to find the half-naked driver surrounded by sex paraphernalia and clad in underwear marked "Breathalyzer," with the phrase "Blow Me" near his genitals." Florida-ma...bf-png.jpg 
Bobbi Newell 5 years ago
September 19: Neighbors complain about Florida man doing yard work naked, police say it is legal. Woohoo!
Jennifer Pague-Pugh 5 years ago (edited)
"Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with Miniature Horse on Multiple Occasions".
Heather Kong 5 years ago
Florida man arrested for kicking swans at Lake Eola while practicing karate
Hannah Ingram 5 years ago
"Florida man stole footlong sandwich in his pants" I don't even want to know
Nick Weyne 5 years ago
30 december - ‘Florida man intentionally locks keys in car so cops can’t search it’
Cat person 5 years ago
I can't find any of the actual stuff?? All I find is articles about the trend of people searching this up
OneEyePuppy 5 years ago
I'm starting to think the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is really from Florida.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 5 years ago
"Florida Man arrested for tranquilizing and raping alligators" What the hell?
preety goel 5 years ago
August 19 : Police: Florida man, 88, burns raccoon over eating mangoes
Wina Jackson 5 years ago
Florida Man rides Manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested.. Ooh poor manatee...
Marta 5 years ago
Florida man tries to chew off fingerprints to avoid police ID Varighet: 00:29 02.08.2015 It didn't work.
- 5 years ago
My science teacher doesn't have fingerprints, they were burned of because he didn't wear gloves during experiments
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Lemur 5 years ago
Don't know if it was here, I got bored after a while, but here you go: February 25: Florida man vapes semen. ... ... XD
Chicago Kitty 5 years ago
September 20th: Neighbors complain about Florida man doing yardwork naked 180920-nak...1966a1.jpg 
aussieguy6 5 years ago
April 14 Florida man pretending to be a cop tried pulling over two detectives
Pierre Bijaoui 5 years ago
Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
SouthernFried 5 years ago
Florida Man Won’t Let Hurricane Get in the Way of Screaming “D***s Out for Harambe” on Live TV Oct. 6
KT Trondsen 5 years ago
With bite marks to prove it, Florida man catches Burmese python measuring 17 feet, 5 inches cool haha
Wendy Sherratt Hogan 5 years ago
August 24: Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
Stevie B 5 years ago
February 12: Florida man throws burrito in woman’s face, cops say. And this has happened before. (FYI: it was a Taco Bell burrito) Screen-Sho...4e-png.jpg 
tuzdayschild 5 years ago
May 12 - Naked man on drugs falsely claimed he planted bomb in Daytona Beach airport
Evgeniya Khon 5 years ago
Florida man accused of killing teen daughter, niece to be extradited to Virginia(I dunno , did I type it wrong in google?)
Ava Ford 5 years ago
June 1- Florida man flashing cash on face book live interrupted by police
Kath Leen 5 years ago (edited)
i am so sad. i tried googling florida man august 25 and nothing showed up. :(
Foxyloxylou 5 years ago
Never fear, I found yours! "A man thought female drivers are 'incompetent' - so he them while driving" Idk if they are FL men, but its something!
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Cookies_Need_Attention 5 years ago
Florida man let it all hang out at a strip club, dancer says. He wasn't part of the act - August 23 Wtf is happening to society 😂
Katherine Cor 5 years ago
hahah mine Is 'florid man wanted to prove independence to his mom so he tried to rob a gas station police say'
bi mermaid (she/her/hers) 9 months ago
March 16: Florida man caught with penis in one hand and pickle in other
ThatGayMonkey 1 year ago
January 29 Florida man sentenced to jail and moral therapy for attacking a Minion
ace pirates (she/they) 1 year ago
“Florida man jailed after dispute over hedgehog leads to armed confrontation” oookayyyy. Also “Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar” now that’s just animal cruelty 😢
didiask ratio rekt 2 years ago
May 4: Florida man charged with battery after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger, deputies say
Lorelai Purvis 3 years ago
mine: February 17: Florida Man causes thousands of dollars in damage trying to kill "demons" and my brother's: July 12: Florida Man with no arms stabs tourist with scissors.
Henry Cheves 4 years ago
March 2009 Florida man, former cop's 'dying for 25 years' claim stalls child sex abuse trial for decades
Eric Lambrecht 5 years ago
I got this one: https://www.wrdw.com/content/news/WATCH--Florida-man-jumps-into-crocodile-pit-gets-bit-jumps-out-claims-held-captive-499928661.html
Katie Garr 5 years ago
August 21: Florida man pretends to be a middle school student to join youth football league. what
AloofFox 5 years ago
November 24: Florida man gets attacked by a crazy squirrel 'gone nuts'. It was raised by his neighbour. What.
Hobbit Girly 5 years ago
Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Large Gator In Hand. Florida man used dirty pool to baptize boy. Florida Woman Bit Off Babysitter’s Lip During Fight Over Crying Child. Florida man on ‘Molly’ chased ghosts with machete, endangered kids. Florida Man Says Cops Mistook Krispy Kreme Doughnut Glaze for Meth and Arrested Him. July 29 was a crazy day for Florida.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 5 years ago (edited)
May 21 st- Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from Hmm, sex education in the United States sounds whacky...
David Gallagher 5 years ago
May 14: Milton, FL man hit pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby's paternity
Mike James 5 years ago
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/01/24/trump-will-handle-this-florida-man-tried-force-iraqi-family-out-his-neighborhood-police-say/
Lexi Howard 5 years ago
May 17- Florida man attacked by 'crazy squirrel' gone nuts. Apparently the squirrel was raised but their neighbor
Giorgio Prodoti 5 years ago
I did it. It's wonderful: October 3 Florida: Man offered $200K to buy 8-year-old girl from mother at Walmart, police say.
Lorelai Dewrell 5 years ago
Mine is florida man is arrested after he steals after a job interview-december 5th
Thorsten M. Weisner 5 years ago
Florida man faked his murder using a gun and a weather balloon :D
Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago
Oh yeah, I heard he was inspired by that episode of CSI - fellow commits suicide by handgun, makes it look like murder bc he has a helium balloon carry the gun away. It's kind of brilliant.
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Bluebell Rizzi 5 years ago
I am never going to Florida XD (MOTHER: FLORIDA MAN IN CROCODILE PIT COULD LOSE FOOT, BLAMES DRUGS FOR INCIDENT)
Venera Krasniqi 5 years ago
"Cops: Drunk Driver Wore Novelty Undies | The Smoking Gun" for april 17 So random xD
Janina Prado 5 years ago
November 10 - Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor
Lucas Skrobot 3 years ago
Florida man arrested after botching in-home castration surgery August 21
Ben Moseley 3 years ago
October 10 Florida man accused of forcing a small alligator to drink beer what the f**k why he do dis
just a hamilfan (hufflepuff) 3 years ago
Florida man gets Bush-whacked, struck with a can of beans by the local deputy
Bird lover 3 years ago
April 23: Florida Man In Easter Bunny Brawl Is A Fugitive & Talks About His Furry Fist Fight
The one and only 4 years ago
Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet, calls 911 (march 15)
Emma Horn-Knox 4 years ago
September 15: Florida man suspected for smelling a woman's feet at a library. Somebody has a foot fetish.
the Lemon Queen 5 years ago
"June 24: Florida Man kills his 74-year-old grandmother in her nudist colony" WhAt DoEs ThIs MeAn
Gymnastdoge1256 5 years ago
SEPTEMBER 6 nude florida man starts house fire while baking cookies
Lizzie Roth 5 years ago
October 27: Florida man charged after 14 pipe bombs sent to Trump critics. Ok then...
Angel Asher 5 years ago
florida man claims to see cats and alligators before being arrested for murder
Emerson R. Zamprogno 5 years ago
January 3: Florida Man Asks Wife and Friend For a Threesome Then Swings His Bat At Them . Source: https://www.tampacriminallawyer-blog.com/florida-man-asks-wife-and-friend-for-a-threesome-then-swings-his-bat-at-them/
Thea Torrin 5 years ago
September 13, 2018 FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — A man has been sentenced to 92 years in prison for a series of violent crimes in South Florida. A judge in Fort Lauderdale sentenced 23-year-old De Andre Smith Thursday after a jury found him guilty on eight federal charges in July. According to court records, Smith beat an IT technician with a firearm last December. The victim’s eye was amputated shortly afterward. Eight days later, authorities say Smith robbed a vehicle at gunpoint in Fort Lauderdale then drove to nearby Davie, where he robbed two restaurants. Surveillance video obtained by local news outlets shows a masked man jumping over the counter while pointing a firearm at employees and then fleeing with cash.
Lilyfern The Cat 5 years ago
Florida man stands in fire chanting gibberish. Sums up my personality completely 😂 🔥🔥😈🔥🔥
Lucia B... 5 years ago
My BF: Florida man stages suicide with 'CSI: Las Vegas' balloon scheme to make it appear as a murder, cops say (July 18) Me: Florida man finds 11-foot alligator swimming in his pool (March 31)
Daniel Nilssen 5 years ago
July 23rd Florida man bites his brothers penis off after he walks in on his brother having sex with his cousin on his favorite Dragon Ball Z blanket
Ana Meterc 5 years ago
APRIL 17--A Florida Man arrested early Thursday on a drunk driving charge was in his underwear behind the wheel, according to cops who noted that the suspect’s drawers were imprinted with the word “breathalyzer” and the phrase “blow here,” which was “near his genitals.”
Антон Христов(Anton Hristoff) 5 years ago
Well: "Four cross-dressing bandits convicted for jewelry store heists" Cool huh? :D
Lachlan Steininger 5 years ago
Mine was just about this challenge, first one not about the challenge was Florida man accused of killing his teenage daughter and niece
T Rex King 5 years ago
August 2: I got "Florida man ‘upskirts’ woman at Burlington Walmart", Honestly, i don't get it.
Memyselfand I 5 years ago
"Florida man throws pizza slice at his mom during argument, deputies say," 10News February 19, 2019 https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-man-throws-pizza-slice-at-his-mom-during-argument-deputies-say/67-01e8e6f4-f109-4cad-a6a5-6360cd59e343
Isla Reyne 5 years ago
florida-man-dies-in-explosion-after-attempting-to-microwave-a-microwave/
Lisa Keller-Fawcett 5 years ago
October 14, 2018 BRISTOL, Tenn. (AP) -- A man who police say was run over with a lawn mower while trying to kill his son with a chainsaw has had to have his leg amputated. The Bristol Herald Courier reports that a warrant for 76-year-old Douglas Ferguson couldn’t be served until Tuesday because of the severity of his injuries. According to a Sullivan County Sheriff’s Office release, officers were called to a home on June 28 and found Ferguson bleeding from his leg and head. A preliminary investigation indicated he had tried to attack his son with a running chainsaw while his son mowed the yard.
Miomirko Buhtlić 5 years ago
"Florida Man gets arrested while shopping for eclipse glasses". It's hard to google it as top results are reserved for the challenge itself.
Flame Phoenix 5 years ago
I actually did it... I got florida man arrested for throwing sausage at his mom...
Nicolas Leclair 5 years ago
September 15 - Florida man suspected of smelling woman's feet at library leads police on scooter chase. Hilarious.
Sophia Christina 5 years ago
"Florida man makes beer run with huge alligator in hand." There was a video. Really.
Elle Malkamäki 5 years ago
July 18: Florida man’s murder was really elaborate suicide by balloon, police say. 🎈☠️
Heather Moritz 5 years ago
June 8: Florida Man Arrested After Calling 911 to Get Ride to Hooters. LOL
Joanna Stasiołek 5 years ago
25th October: Florida man arrested in connection with pipe bombs sent to Trump critics
Moo Moo Futch 5 years ago
Omg lmao I LOVE mine! "Florida man arrested for pelting his mother with sausages" - October 11
Moo Moo Futch 5 years ago
I just did my mother's. I like hers more "Florida Man arrested for trying to exchange marijuana for food at McDonalds" - Dec 17
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Amina Hays 5 years ago
A Florida man has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for sexually abusing an intellectually disabled woman on a cruise ship." Well that escalated quickly *laughs*
Nisse Danielsson 5 years ago
https://www.google.se/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/us/live-news/tropical-storm-hurricane-michael-florida/index.html
DP von Icecream 5 years ago
Well I guess this ain't happening for me, since the first 5 pages of google search are about the florida man challenge going viral :-(
Edwina Craciun 5 years ago
April 11: Florida man shot after beating estranged wife's boyfriend with a bat, lighting fire to house. Wow
Meike Henneman 5 years ago
June 9: 'Florida man arrested for dialing 911 when he wanted wodka' and 'Florida man arrested for mid-flight battery against flight attendant'
Rob Chapman 5 years ago (edited)
"Florida man recorded himself having sex with his dog, deputies say"
Janette Smith 5 years ago
April 8, 2014 A Florida man is behind bars after police accused him of phoning in a bomb threat to their Orlando office, an allegation the man claims is completely false.
Justine Nicole 5 years ago
No pun intended... nov 14 Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor
Justine Nicole 5 years ago
November 14 FLORIDA MAN DRESSES AS WOMAN, BUYS PUPPY WITH STOLEN CREDIT CARD
Pseudo Puppy 5 years ago
"jacksonville baseball team to host "florida man" night".... yeah.... awesome.... (July 26)
Yakisha Henneborn 5 years ago
December 3, "Florida man put semen into co-worker's water" WTH dude!
Lazygirl38 5 years ago
April 27: Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans
Lil’ Twister 5 years ago
May 28: FL man arrested for jacking off at bus stop after telling the cops he’s Capt Kirk
Amber Rost 5 years ago
February 12: Florida man records himself performing sex acts on his dog WHY? POOR PUPPER!
♥ 𝓑𝓮𝓽𝓽𝔂 𝓑𝓸𝓸𝓹 ♥ 5 years ago
October 31st: Florida Man gets stuck after climbing down 30-foot well for "bragging rights". Oh dear~
Prison Mike 5 years ago
October 8: Florida suspect, 22, allegedly attacked mother with sausages
Hobbit Girly 5 years ago
BTW there's a whole website dedicated to Florida Men happenings. https://floridaman.com/
Suzanne Strehl 5 years ago
Searched Florida Man March 23 and this came up www.eventbrite.com/e/downtown-tour-florida-man-edition-tickets-52562995334?aff=eb
Dorota Martin 5 years ago
November 6: Naked Florida man revealed on video sneaking into restaurant and munching on ramen. Lol!
Foxyloxylou 5 years ago
mine is somewhat weird: October 24, Florida man pleads guilty to mailing bombs to Trump foes. XD
Iris Magnussen 5 years ago
October 28th: Florida man sentenced for plot to blow up Target stores.
Jason Hilzendager 5 years ago
All I got was links to Florida man challenge. Got tired of scrolling down before I found anything interesting 😕
Ed Souza 5 years ago (edited)
BREAKING NEWS! - Florida Man saves planet earth from SJWs. We can finally have humor again!
PyroarRanger 5 years ago
"February 3: Florida Man Who Had Sex With Dolphin Says It Seduced Him" uh what
PyroarRanger 5 years ago
And "Florida Man Drives His Ford F-150 Onto a Toyota Camry to Protect His Family" along with "Florida man accused of stalking Lana Del Rey arrested outside of concert, police say" damn people do crazy things on my birthday
Load More Replies... Aileen 5 years ago (edited)
Florida Man Learns the Hard Way that He Stole Laxatives, Not Opioids
Komal Aprajita Pandey 5 years ago (edited)
rattle snake carrying Florida man claims to be 'agent of God' : february 18
Komal Aprajita Pandey 5 years ago
not my birthday but i found it too hilarious : Florida man beats ATM , says it gave too much cash.
Load More Replies... Luis Milian 5 years ago
"Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for driving a "footmobile" " LOL what?
Molly Cule 5 years ago
"a police officer in Port St. Lucie, Florida, wound up eyeing more than he bargained for after pulled over an erratically-driven pickup truck...only to find the half-naked driver surrounded by sex paraphernalia and clad in underwear marked "Breathalyzer," with the phrase "Blow Me" near his genitals." Florida-ma...bf-png.jpg
Bobbi Newell 5 years ago
September 19: Neighbors complain about Florida man doing yard work naked, police say it is legal. Woohoo!
Jennifer Pague-Pugh 5 years ago (edited)
"Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with Miniature Horse on Multiple Occasions".
Heather Kong 5 years ago
Florida man arrested for kicking swans at Lake Eola while practicing karate
Hannah Ingram 5 years ago
"Florida man stole footlong sandwich in his pants" I don't even want to know
Nick Weyne 5 years ago
30 december - ‘Florida man intentionally locks keys in car so cops can’t search it’
Cat person 5 years ago
I can't find any of the actual stuff?? All I find is articles about the trend of people searching this up
OneEyePuppy 5 years ago
I'm starting to think the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is really from Florida.
Marlowe Fitzpatrik 5 years ago
"Florida Man arrested for tranquilizing and raping alligators" What the hell?
preety goel 5 years ago
August 19 : Police: Florida man, 88, burns raccoon over eating mangoes
Wina Jackson 5 years ago
Florida Man rides Manatee, dares police to arrest him, gets arrested.. Ooh poor manatee...
Marta 5 years ago
Florida man tries to chew off fingerprints to avoid police ID Varighet: 00:29 02.08.2015 It didn't work.
- 5 years ago
My science teacher doesn't have fingerprints, they were burned of because he didn't wear gloves during experiments
Load More Replies... Lemur 5 years ago
Don't know if it was here, I got bored after a while, but here you go: February 25: Florida man vapes semen. ... ... XD
Chicago Kitty 5 years ago
September 20th: Neighbors complain about Florida man doing yardwork naked 180920-nak...1966a1.jpg
aussieguy6 5 years ago
April 14 Florida man pretending to be a cop tried pulling over two detectives
Pierre Bijaoui 5 years ago
Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
SouthernFried 5 years ago
Florida Man Won’t Let Hurricane Get in the Way of Screaming “D***s Out for Harambe” on Live TV Oct. 6
KT Trondsen 5 years ago
With bite marks to prove it, Florida man catches Burmese python measuring 17 feet, 5 inches cool haha
Wendy Sherratt Hogan 5 years ago
August 24: Florida man, drunk and naked, allegedly set house on fire in failed cookie baking attempt
Stevie B 5 years ago
February 12: Florida man throws burrito in woman’s face, cops say. And this has happened before. (FYI: it was a Taco Bell burrito) Screen-Sho...4e-png.jpg
tuzdayschild 5 years ago
May 12 - Naked man on drugs falsely claimed he planted bomb in Daytona Beach airport
Evgeniya Khon 5 years ago
Florida man accused of killing teen daughter, niece to be extradited to Virginia(I dunno , did I type it wrong in google?)
Ava Ford 5 years ago
June 1- Florida man flashing cash on face book live interrupted by police
Kath Leen 5 years ago (edited)
i am so sad. i tried googling florida man august 25 and nothing showed up. :(
Foxyloxylou 5 years ago
Never fear, I found yours! "A man thought female drivers are 'incompetent' - so he them while driving" Idk if they are FL men, but its something!
Load More Replies... Cookies_Need_Attention 5 years ago
Florida man let it all hang out at a strip club, dancer says. He wasn't part of the act - August 23 Wtf is happening to society 😂
Katherine Cor 5 years ago
hahah mine Is 'florid man wanted to prove independence to his mom so he tried to rob a gas station police say'
bi mermaid (she/her/hers) 9 months ago
March 16: Florida man caught with penis in one hand and pickle in other
ThatGayMonkey 1 year ago
January 29 Florida man sentenced to jail and moral therapy for attacking a Minion
ace pirates (she/they) 1 year ago
“Florida man jailed after dispute over hedgehog leads to armed confrontation” oookayyyy. Also “Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar” now that’s just animal cruelty 😢
didiask ratio rekt 2 years ago
May 4: Florida man charged with battery after slapping girlfriend with cheeseburger, deputies say
Lorelai Purvis 3 years ago
mine: February 17: Florida Man causes thousands of dollars in damage trying to kill "demons" and my brother's: July 12: Florida Man with no arms stabs tourist with scissors.
Henry Cheves 4 years ago
March 2009 Florida man, former cop's 'dying for 25 years' claim stalls child sex abuse trial for decades
Eric Lambrecht 5 years ago
I got this one: https://www.wrdw.com/content/news/WATCH--Florida-man-jumps-into-crocodile-pit-gets-bit-jumps-out-claims-held-captive-499928661.html
Katie Garr 5 years ago
August 21: Florida man pretends to be a middle school student to join youth football league. what
AloofFox 5 years ago
November 24: Florida man gets attacked by a crazy squirrel 'gone nuts'. It was raised by his neighbour. What.
Hobbit Girly 5 years ago
Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Large Gator In Hand. Florida man used dirty pool to baptize boy. Florida Woman Bit Off Babysitter’s Lip During Fight Over Crying Child. Florida man on ‘Molly’ chased ghosts with machete, endangered kids. Florida Man Says Cops Mistook Krispy Kreme Doughnut Glaze for Meth and Arrested Him. July 29 was a crazy day for Florida.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 5 years ago (edited)
May 21 st- Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at Clearwater park, tells kids where babies come from Hmm, sex education in the United States sounds whacky...
David Gallagher 5 years ago
May 14: Milton, FL man hit pregnant girlfriend with bag of tortilla chips over baby's paternity
Mike James 5 years ago
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/01/24/trump-will-handle-this-florida-man-tried-force-iraqi-family-out-his-neighborhood-police-say/
Lexi Howard 5 years ago
May 17- Florida man attacked by 'crazy squirrel' gone nuts. Apparently the squirrel was raised but their neighbor
Giorgio Prodoti 5 years ago
I did it. It's wonderful: October 3 Florida: Man offered $200K to buy 8-year-old girl from mother at Walmart, police say.
Lorelai Dewrell 5 years ago
Mine is florida man is arrested after he steals after a job interview-december 5th
Thorsten M. Weisner 5 years ago
Florida man faked his murder using a gun and a weather balloon :D
Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago
Oh yeah, I heard he was inspired by that episode of CSI - fellow commits suicide by handgun, makes it look like murder bc he has a helium balloon carry the gun away. It's kind of brilliant.
Load More Replies... Bluebell Rizzi 5 years ago
I am never going to Florida XD (MOTHER: FLORIDA MAN IN CROCODILE PIT COULD LOSE FOOT, BLAMES DRUGS FOR INCIDENT)
Venera Krasniqi 5 years ago
"Cops: Drunk Driver Wore Novelty Undies | The Smoking Gun" for april 17 So random xD
Janina Prado 5 years ago
November 10 - Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor
Lucas Skrobot 3 years ago
Florida man arrested after botching in-home castration surgery August 21
Ben Moseley 3 years ago
October 10 Florida man accused of forcing a small alligator to drink beer what the f**k why he do dis
just a hamilfan (hufflepuff) 3 years ago
Florida man gets Bush-whacked, struck with a can of beans by the local deputy
Bird lover 3 years ago
April 23: Florida Man In Easter Bunny Brawl Is A Fugitive & Talks About His Furry Fist Fight
The one and only 4 years ago
Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet, calls 911 (march 15)
Emma Horn-Knox 4 years ago
September 15: Florida man suspected for smelling a woman's feet at a library. Somebody has a foot fetish.
the Lemon Queen 5 years ago
"June 24: Florida Man kills his 74-year-old grandmother in her nudist colony" WhAt DoEs ThIs MeAn
Gymnastdoge1256 5 years ago
SEPTEMBER 6 nude florida man starts house fire while baking cookies
Lizzie Roth 5 years ago
October 27: Florida man charged after 14 pipe bombs sent to Trump critics. Ok then...
Angel Asher 5 years ago
florida man claims to see cats and alligators before being arrested for murder
Emerson R. Zamprogno 5 years ago
January 3: Florida Man Asks Wife and Friend For a Threesome Then Swings His Bat At Them . Source: https://www.tampacriminallawyer-blog.com/florida-man-asks-wife-and-friend-for-a-threesome-then-swings-his-bat-at-them/
Thea Torrin 5 years ago
September 13, 2018 FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — A man has been sentenced to 92 years in prison for a series of violent crimes in South Florida. A judge in Fort Lauderdale sentenced 23-year-old De Andre Smith Thursday after a jury found him guilty on eight federal charges in July. According to court records, Smith beat an IT technician with a firearm last December. The victim’s eye was amputated shortly afterward. Eight days later, authorities say Smith robbed a vehicle at gunpoint in Fort Lauderdale then drove to nearby Davie, where he robbed two restaurants. Surveillance video obtained by local news outlets shows a masked man jumping over the counter while pointing a firearm at employees and then fleeing with cash.
Lilyfern The Cat 5 years ago
Florida man stands in fire chanting gibberish. Sums up my personality completely 😂 🔥🔥😈🔥🔥
Lucia B... 5 years ago
My BF: Florida man stages suicide with 'CSI: Las Vegas' balloon scheme to make it appear as a murder, cops say (July 18) Me: Florida man finds 11-foot alligator swimming in his pool (March 31)
Daniel Nilssen 5 years ago
July 23rd Florida man bites his brothers penis off after he walks in on his brother having sex with his cousin on his favorite Dragon Ball Z blanket
Ana Meterc 5 years ago
APRIL 17--A Florida Man arrested early Thursday on a drunk driving charge was in his underwear behind the wheel, according to cops who noted that the suspect’s drawers were imprinted with the word “breathalyzer” and the phrase “blow here,” which was “near his genitals.”
Антон Христов(Anton Hristoff) 5 years ago
Well: "Four cross-dressing bandits convicted for jewelry store heists" Cool huh? :D
Lachlan Steininger 5 years ago
Mine was just about this challenge, first one not about the challenge was Florida man accused of killing his teenage daughter and niece
T Rex King 5 years ago
August 2: I got "Florida man ‘upskirts’ woman at Burlington Walmart", Honestly, i don't get it.
Memyselfand I 5 years ago
"Florida man throws pizza slice at his mom during argument, deputies say," 10News February 19, 2019 https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/crime/florida-man-throws-pizza-slice-at-his-mom-during-argument-deputies-say/67-01e8e6f4-f109-4cad-a6a5-6360cd59e343
Isla Reyne 5 years ago
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Lisa Keller-Fawcett 5 years ago
October 14, 2018 BRISTOL, Tenn. (AP) -- A man who police say was run over with a lawn mower while trying to kill his son with a chainsaw has had to have his leg amputated. The Bristol Herald Courier reports that a warrant for 76-year-old Douglas Ferguson couldn’t be served until Tuesday because of the severity of his injuries. According to a Sullivan County Sheriff’s Office release, officers were called to a home on June 28 and found Ferguson bleeding from his leg and head. A preliminary investigation indicated he had tried to attack his son with a running chainsaw while his son mowed the yard.
Miomirko Buhtlić 5 years ago
"Florida Man gets arrested while shopping for eclipse glasses". It's hard to google it as top results are reserved for the challenge itself.
Flame Phoenix 5 years ago
I actually did it... I got florida man arrested for throwing sausage at his mom...
Nicolas Leclair 5 years ago
September 15 - Florida man suspected of smelling woman's feet at library leads police on scooter chase. Hilarious.
Sophia Christina 5 years ago
"Florida man makes beer run with huge alligator in hand." There was a video. Really.
Elle Malkamäki 5 years ago
July 18: Florida man’s murder was really elaborate suicide by balloon, police say. 🎈☠️
Heather Moritz 5 years ago
June 8: Florida Man Arrested After Calling 911 to Get Ride to Hooters. LOL
Joanna Stasiołek 5 years ago
25th October: Florida man arrested in connection with pipe bombs sent to Trump critics
Moo Moo Futch 5 years ago
Omg lmao I LOVE mine! "Florida man arrested for pelting his mother with sausages" - October 11
Moo Moo Futch 5 years ago
I just did my mother's. I like hers more "Florida Man arrested for trying to exchange marijuana for food at McDonalds" - Dec 17
Load More Replies... Amina Hays 5 years ago
A Florida man has been sentenced to 10 years in prison for sexually abusing an intellectually disabled woman on a cruise ship." Well that escalated quickly *laughs*
Nisse Danielsson 5 years ago
https://www.google.se/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/us/live-news/tropical-storm-hurricane-michael-florida/index.html
DP von Icecream 5 years ago
Well I guess this ain't happening for me, since the first 5 pages of google search are about the florida man challenge going viral :-(
Edwina Craciun 5 years ago
April 11: Florida man shot after beating estranged wife's boyfriend with a bat, lighting fire to house. Wow
Meike Henneman 5 years ago
June 9: 'Florida man arrested for dialing 911 when he wanted wodka' and 'Florida man arrested for mid-flight battery against flight attendant'
Rob Chapman 5 years ago (edited)
"Florida man recorded himself having sex with his dog, deputies say"
Janette Smith 5 years ago
April 8, 2014 A Florida man is behind bars after police accused him of phoning in a bomb threat to their Orlando office, an allegation the man claims is completely false.
Justine Nicole 5 years ago
No pun intended... nov 14 Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor
Justine Nicole 5 years ago
November 14 FLORIDA MAN DRESSES AS WOMAN, BUYS PUPPY WITH STOLEN CREDIT CARD
Pseudo Puppy 5 years ago
"jacksonville baseball team to host "florida man" night".... yeah.... awesome.... (July 26)
Yakisha Henneborn 5 years ago
December 3, "Florida man put semen into co-worker's water" WTH dude!
Lazygirl38 5 years ago
April 27: Florida man arrested after witnesses said he practiced karate on swans
Lil’ Twister 5 years ago
May 28: FL man arrested for jacking off at bus stop after telling the cops he’s Capt Kirk
Amber Rost 5 years ago
February 12: Florida man records himself performing sex acts on his dog WHY? POOR PUPPER!
♥ 𝓑𝓮𝓽𝓽𝔂 𝓑𝓸𝓸𝓹 ♥ 5 years ago
October 31st: Florida Man gets stuck after climbing down 30-foot well for "bragging rights". Oh dear~
Prison Mike 5 years ago
October 8: Florida suspect, 22, allegedly attacked mother with sausages
Hobbit Girly 5 years ago
BTW there's a whole website dedicated to Florida Men happenings. https://floridaman.com/
Suzanne Strehl 5 years ago
Searched Florida Man March 23 and this came up www.eventbrite.com/e/downtown-tour-florida-man-edition-tickets-52562995334?aff=eb
Dorota Martin 5 years ago
November 6: Naked Florida man revealed on video sneaking into restaurant and munching on ramen. Lol!
Foxyloxylou 5 years ago
mine is somewhat weird: October 24, Florida man pleads guilty to mailing bombs to Trump foes. XD
Iris Magnussen 5 years ago
October 28th: Florida man sentenced for plot to blow up Target stores.
Jason Hilzendager 5 years ago
All I got was links to Florida man challenge. Got tired of scrolling down before I found anything interesting 😕
Ed Souza 5 years ago (edited)
BREAKING NEWS! - Florida Man saves planet earth from SJWs. We can finally have humor again!
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