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Today’s post will discuss where to get the best deals on house cleaning supplies and where to get your car oil changed. Okay, now that we got rid of all the under-18-year-olds, we can jump straight to the actual topic.
While bikini season may be officially over, the fun doesn't stop all year round. So, if a couple of martinis make you want to strip down to a bikini, you surely know how to have a bit of fun. And as a renowned party animal, one must always keep plenty of fun games in the back of one's pocket to keep the crowd entertained. One such game that would undoubtedly up the party or game night a notch is playing Would You Rather questions.
And no, we’re not talking funny. Would You Rather have questions like, "Would you rather lick the toilet seat or someone’s foot?" Instead, we are talking flirty and perhaps a little dirty Would You Rather questions that will make you uncomfortable in all the wrong (or right) places. But don't worry, these are appropriate for playing with a group of friends, not just in the bedroom with your special someone. *wink wink*
While some questions may be rather vanilla or awkward, don't be surprised by the sudden hormone surge that some Would You Rather questions for adults may evoke! and who knows, maybe your smooth rizz lines will come in handy!
Below, we've compiled a list of naughty Would You Rather questions for couples, adults, and sensation seekers alike that will add zing and tang to the shindig or game night. Do you know of any more flirty Would You Rather questions for the more mature set of players? Leave them in the comments! Also, upvote the zestiest questions to move them higher on the list!
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#1
Be a good kisser or great in bed?
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#2
Would you rather live in a lie thinking that the person you love loves you back or to know that they don’t have feelings for you?
#3
Would you rather cuddle or make out?
#4
Would you rather find the love of your life or find a million pounds?
#5
Have unlimited money or unlimited love?
#6
Would you rather experience a short, passionate romance or a peaceful, long-term relationship?
#7
Kiss your partner or hug them right now?
#8
Keep a secret from your partner that is eating you alive or tell them that secret and hurt their feelings?
Steve Zhang 2 years ago
2 i don wanna be eaten alive and plus it's worse if u keep it a secret because they'll find out and break up with u and u will be heartbroken u shall see them move on and u shall remain miserable, poor and helpless. I know this because it's happened to me jk.
#9
Be ghosted or get dumped over a phone call or over a text?
#10
Would you rather follow your heart or your head while making important decisions about your love life?
#11
Spend your life with someone you don’t love or with someone who doesn’t love you back?
#12
Talk dirty while making love or be completely silent while doing it?
Another Fool on the Hill 2 years ago
There's nothing more annoying than a partner who stays silent while you stimulate them...
#13
Would you rather shower with your celebrity crush or your high school crush?
Amanda Cruz 2 years ago
Celebrity of course, even if they demand their clothes stay on! At least it's one hell of a story
#14
Tell someone you love them or have them tell you they love you?
#15
Be with someone who is terrible in bed but can make you laugh or with someone who is incredibly boring but great in bed?
#16
Stay friends with your ex or never talk to them again?
#17
Be in a relationship with someone who gets along with your best friend or with someone who gets along with your parents?
#19
Choose to have a child when you are 18 or not have children at all?
The Idaho Potato 2 years ago
Kids are financial leeches that are annoying and rambunctous. I'm good.
#20
Meet someone and fall in love with them over time or experience love at first sight?
#21
Have an average love story that ends well or a once-in-a-lifetime love story that ends up sadly?
#22
Go on vacation with your partner or with your friends?
DancingPanda 2 years ago (edited)
Partner, I get to do this with my friends all the time but my partner and I have clashing schedules so big things like this don’t work out (I go out with friends when he works or has a family thing)
#23
Be with someone who stops loving you after a while or with someone who never loved you back?
#24
Achieve a successful career or find the love of your life?
Another Fool on the Hill 2 years ago
What's the use of a successful career when there's nobody to enjoy the benefits with?
#25
Know your partner cheated on you or never find out about it?
#26
Experience unrequited love or never know how it feels to be in love?
Ghaniyah Verma 2 years ago
I think I already experienced unrequited crush (not the same as love, but still!), and I'm cringing now. I pick second.
#27
Do it with the lights on or off?
Another Fool on the Hill 2 years ago
Definitely with the lights on. There's nothing to be ashamed of and so much to enjoy...
#28
Would you rather have a one night stand with someone really attractive or someone really skilled in bed?
Another Fool on the Hill 2 years ago
It would be sad to know, that I can experience these skills just one single time....
#29
Have hundreds of lovers during your life or only sleep with just one person your entire life?
#31
Would you rather make love beside a fireplace or in the rain?
#32
Have an arranged marriage or never marry?
#33
Propose to your partner/ be proposed to in a public place or in private?
The Idaho Potato 2 years ago
I'm going to get downvoted to hell, but I feel as if proposing is overrated. The entire reason people buy a ring is because of a hugely successful marketing campaign in the 1900s, and the concept of proposition+marriage just seems like more stuff to deal with rather than fun stuff.
#34
Spend your entire life with the person who gave you your first passionate kiss or with the person you lost your virginity with?
#35
Hold your partner’s hand or put your hand around their waist?
#36
Would you rather date someone with a ridiculously high body count or someone curious about your body count?
#37
While making love, would you rather be blindfolded or be handcuffed?
#38
Would you rather lose your virginity to a virgin or an experienced partner?
#39
Would you rather make love with a new person every year or one person for the rest of your life?
#41
Love someone unconditionally and have your heart broken forever or never have anyone love you?
#42
Would you rather have your partner love or respect you?
#43
Be on the bottom or on the top?
#45
Would you rather make out with your celebrity crush or get paid $5,000?
#46
Be with someone who loves you more or with someone you love more?
#47
Would you rather have a fairytale wedding or a fairytale honeymoon?
#49
Get caught cheating or catch your partner cheating?
#51
Text your partner you love them or say it to them in person?
Another Fool on the Hill 2 years ago
To say it in person means to be with them so it's my all time favorite
#52
Would you rather go back to the ex who has hurt you the most or end up alone?
#53
Run into your ex or run into their ex on your first date with someone new?
Victoria D 9 months ago
I've run into an ex while on a date - it was fun. We all knew each other so it was a lot of laughs.
#54
Be submissive or dominant in the bedroom?
#55
Would you rather have kinky night or romantic night?
#57
Be in a relationship while still having feelings for your ex or in a relationship where your partner still has feelings for their ex?
#58
Would you rather tease with hot water or ice cubes?
Another Fool on the Hill 2 years ago
Ice cubes first, hot water water second. It's the most effective way to tease her....
#59
Make out on your parents’ bed or in the furniture store?
Another Fool on the Hill 2 years ago
I tried one option some years ago, but the other would thrill me much more.
#60
Choose a relationship with someone who is 10 years younger than you or someone who is 10 years older?
#61
Date someone you know nothing about or someone from your group of friends?
#62
Have a jealous partner or someone who doesn’t care if you see other people?
Ghaniyah Verma 2 years ago
Who doesn't care. The first one might prevent you from seeing other people and it's a red flag.
#63
Get an expensive gift from your loved one or have them hand make you something?
#64
End a relationship or have your partner end it for you?
#65
Live for 100 years without ever having love or live for 30 years with your true soulmate?
#66
Would you rather make love in the club bathroom or in the airplane bathroom?
#67
Would you rather be a professional erotic movie star or have your amateur erotic movie tape leaked?
Another Fool on the Hill 2 years ago
Could I choose which of my amateur erotic movie tapes got to be leaked?
#68
Would you rather date a virgin with zero experience or date someone who has plenty of experience but has now become celibate?
King Joffrey 1 year ago
Virgin in this case but I would rather date someone who has experience and is not celibate.
#69
Would you rather kiss your celebrity crush or have over 1 million followers on social media?
#70
Marry someone you don’t find physically attractive but has a great personality or someone who is great looking but doesn’t have a personality you like?
#71
Go for a one-night-stand or be in a ‘friends with benefits’ kind of relationship?
#72
Would you rather move in with your partner before or after marriage?
#74
Be with someone who thinks you are too clingy or have a too clingy partner?
#77
Kiss your partner in public or when you are alone?
#78
Send your partner a good morning or a good night text?
#79
Be dumped or be the one who breaks things off?
#81
Drunkenly text your ex, telling them you still love them or get stopped by the police for drinking and driving?
#82
Fall asleep next to the ex you hate or next to a complete stranger?
#83
Know that you’ll never find everlasting love or know that you’ll always get cheated on?
#84
Confess your feelings to your crush or patiently wait for them to make the first move?
#85
Would you rather fart or burp every time you orgasm?
#86
Have your other half cook you a meal or take you out to a fancy dinner?
#87
Would you rather have your toy die in the middle of your making love session or lose your orgasm entirely?
#88
Be extremely jealous but never get cheated on or to have your partner constantly cheat on you without you ever suspecting a thing?
#89
Have a person by your side who has completely different worldviews than you or someone who has completely different interests than you?
#90
Lose all of your photos ever taken with your partner or lose everything they’ve ever given you?
#91
Would you rather Netflix and chill or go out with friends?
#92
Be with someone who is a good person but whom you don’t truly love or with someone who is a bad person but is your real love?
Another Fool on the Hill 2 years ago
What's bad about being bad? And how bad can a person be that is truly loved?
#93
Would you rather have a drawer full of toys or kinky outfits?
#94
Would you rather use a toy to please yourself in the presence of your significant other or use a toy to please yourself when your significant other is away?
#95
Find out your partner had a one-night-stand or that they cheat on you with their ex?
#96
Cheat on your partner or propose a threesome?
#97
Have your partner cheat on you with your best friend or cheat on you with your arch enemy?
#98
Hang out with your partner’s ex or have your partner hang out with your ex?
#99
Have children with someone you don’t love or be with someone you love but without ever being able to have children?
#100
Get caught doing it by your parents or catch your parents doing it?
#101
Read an erotic novel or watch erotic movie?
#102
Make love in the shower or in the bathtub?
#103
Watch your partner touch themselves or have them watch you do it?
#104
Watch someone have making love or have someone watch you do it?
#105
Would you rather sleep with someone 10 years older than you or with someone 10 years younger than you?
#106
Would you rather give a lap dance or a strip tease?
#107
Would you rather send your nude photos or dirty talk messages?
#108
Be in a ‘two girls one guy’ kind of threesome or in a ‘two guys one girl’ threesome?
#110
Make love with your favorite musician or sleep with your favorite actor?
#112
Would you rather give a lap dance or get one?
#113
Would you rather touch yourself in private or in the presence of your significant other?
#115
Would you rather have the lights on or off during foreplay?
#116
Would you rather have a sugar mama who asks for to make love a lot or one who asks for nudes a lot?
#117
Would you rather touch a guy or watch a guy touch you?
#118
Would you rather make love with Rihanna or Shakira?
#119
If you were to make love with a guy, would you rather sleep with Justin Bieber or Nick Jonas?
#120
Would you rather sniff your friend’s underwear or wear a bra to school/work?
#121
Would you rather marry a virgin or someone who has had multiple sexual partners?
#122
Would you rather your special one calls you “Daddy” or “Baby”?
#123
Would you rather accidentally send a dirty text message to your boss or your partner’s mom?
#124
Would you rather have uncontrollable gas for an entire month or wet yourself at work?
#125
Would you rather go to the grocery store in your underwear or go to the beach nude?
#126
Would you rather cheat on your partner and be caught or be cheated on and never be told?
#128
Would you rather make love involving melted chocolate or whipped cream?
#129
Date your best friend’s partner or vice versa?
#130
Remain single or have a bad marriage?
#131
Have a committed relationship or meaningless flings?
#132
Be fatal for the opposite gender or have just one person love you unconditionally?
#133
Have a bad relationship with your in-laws or for your spouse to have a bad relationship with your family and friends?
#134
Like to know that your partner is cheating on you or live in a lie?
#135
Be with someone more or less attractive than you?
#136
Would you rather date someone who has more or less money than you?
#137
Would you rather spend your life with a person more or less educated than you?
#138
Celebrate Valentine’s day or your anniversary with your better half?
#139
Have a romantic dinner or breakfast in bed?
#140
Break someone’s heart or let someone break your heart?
Icedragocat 2 years ago
If I break someone else's heart, two hearts will be broken. I would go with my heart being the only one breaking.
#141
Have a partner who emotionally neglects you or a partner who is too clingy?
#142
Would you rather have another 10 years with your partner or a one-night stand with your celebrity crush?
#143
Be unattractive and have an attractive partner or be attractive but have an unattractive partner?
#144
Be with someone, knowing they don’t love you or be with someone who cheated on you, knowing that they love you?
#145
Spend Valentine’s day all alone or go on a blind date on Valentine’s day?
#146
Discover that your partner doesn’t find you sexually attractive or that they are with you just to get into your pants?
#147
Get a horrible present from your partner or give them something you see they don’t like?
#148
Break up with your partner on your anniversary or while you two are on a road trip?
#149
Never have an orgasm or know that not one of your sleep partners has ever had an orgasm with you?
Rere Morrison 1 year ago
know that not one of your sleep partners has ever had an orgasm with you
#150
Do it on the kitchen table or on the kitchen floor?
#151
Make love in the car or in a house filled with other people?
#152
Would you rather try a threesome with your ex or with your partner’s ex?
#153
Make love or have a quickie?
#154
Make love ten times a day or not have it for an entire year?
#155
Make out in public or walk naked in public?
#156
Know that you can’t please your partner in bed or spend your life in ignorance, thinking you are giving them pleasure?
#157
Would you rather make out with your boss or watch your partner make out with their boss?
#158
Would you rather your partner was an ex-erotic movie star, or your sister was currently a erotic movie star?
#159
Would you rather get a job promotion or sleep with your hot colleague?
#160
Would you rather wear the same pair of underwear for a week or wear your mother’s clean underwear for a day?
#161
Would you rather sleep with a superior at work for a raise or find out your partner sleep with a superior at work for a raise?
#162
Would you rather lick someone’s eyeball or suck someone’s toes?
#163
For your partner to have an emotional affair or to physically cheat on you?
#164
Break up with your partner now or after the two you spend another year together?
#165
Wear a chastity belt for a year or be someone’s slave for a year?
#166
Would you rather have your partner watch you sleep with someone else or watch them do it with someone else?
#167
Would you rather sleep with someone twice your age or a minor?
What do you think ?
morticia_b85 1 year ago
Ok, enjoyed answering a few for a laugh but there are too many questions. Got bored.
morticia_b85 1 year ago
Ok, enjoyed answering a few for a laugh but there are too many questions. Got bored.
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