💝

“Yo man, hit me up with a little of that coke”

ok I actually thought they were mannequins

Genius

Striking resemblance.

We all have our fears. Spiders of any size=bad. Everything else=ok

This is understandable in my opinion and I think my last 3 houses would agree :)

And do not forget, he was the first man to walk on the moon.

I am imagining one of them "dogs" from Ghostbusters.

You should hang a goose at the bottom.

At least there's a head 🤭

Dam i was reading the posters on the shop when y’all were staring at the names

"Get your selfie taking a*s out of my face you mother f****r! I've got some snakes to deal with."

while it does look cool its not at all accurate

when you have a office full of dopplegangers

Genius

Poor lil guy, hope he is okay! They cannot turn back over without help.

I ordered decaf, not defecate.

“I see things now, Sharon. I see the heat-death of the universe. I see the quantum foam that writhes at the base of all existence. I see… are those Greenies?!”

Now that's a snow angel!

i feel so sad for that beaver

I think I saw that sign.

"Okay let's take this down no-" -neighbor hears scream-

if I floats, I sits. Or something

u h h h h h

FAXING GIVES YOU AUTISM

when everythings going wrong around you but you dont care

watch out for the fartsdumper

Saw this one elsewhere; it's a good one.

Wait wait I need those but my car doesn't have any dents

once my dog was stand on my brother because his window was open. my brother didnt like it because it hurt. so he thought that if he shut the window my dog will go. he shut the window but my dog then pressed on the button that opens the window and got back to standing on him

I know what I'm gonna do to the milk now

I really want one of his Very Hot, Hot Tacos.

Wait, isn’t our anniversary next year?

r/malicious compliance contest time

Previous owners were a nice, quiet, religious family.

I call anyone who ruins original hardwood floors Satan.

*whispers* Put the carpet back down. 👍

The Sutherlands possession date took on an entirely different meaning.

Run.

They seemed like such a normal family...

It's suppose to be in goats blood to summon him to cleanse the house with fire, no wonder it didn't work for them

Who would cover up perfectly good hardwood floors with carpet?

Welp, good luck with that spirit

i don't see...oh, so worshippers of satan lived here?

Its Pagan - not Satanic (necessarily)

😲😲

SHOUT AT THE DEVIL

oh dear