Step one: drink water. Step two: pee.

Yep this is a big one

Or change the order of chapters. Boggles the mind that something like this is legal.

Made in the same factories. The only difference is the name brand is stamped with the brand. The up charge you pay for is the company's marketing campaign.

They have vagina eggs, candles, steamers, etc; just need a crotch pot (vaginal crock-pot) and they can make a romantic 3 course meal while on the go!

Also, anything that says that you can lose weight without changing your diet habits or exercise habits. Weight loss is hard and it takes dedication!

Everything is a bloody subscription these days. I miss owning things.

Dude..... What do you expect? If there was a miracle drug that could actually burn fat, it would be known by the entire world...

Depends. Auto, life and home insurance are "wasteful".... until you need 'em. And then you're so frigging glad you're not out of pocket $75K for repairs after that storm blew a tree through your house and car, instead of the $20K you spent hte last 20 years paying premiums.

no-one pays to unlock the turn indicators on BMWs

PLOS has the same academic studies and is free. Scientific peer reviewed research.

They're the ones who put weights inside to make them heavier, to give the illusion that they're higher quality, right?

Yeah that one was utter corporate b******t

Um, that's not the food pyramid that I'm familiar with. The one I have up on my fridge has the veggies on the bottom.

True, but it gave me an excuse to eat excess carbs without feeling badly about myself.

But it followed that presidents diet at the time, so of course it was the correct way to eat. If the government tells you what to eat, you should probably ignore it.

it's a simple thing of thermodynamics. Energy in = energy out. If you expend less than you take in, you get fat. Doesn't matter what source.

It should be upside-down (except for the fat).

i remember this when i was a kid (n the 70’s)

That was a long time ago, we know better now.

My food pyramid is built on a solid foundation of hot dogs and topped with a shiny capstone made of Pringles.

Just switch around fruits / vegetables and cereals, and it's basically right though.

The bottom level is crazy ... no diabetic in their right mind would follow 6 - 11 servings - this is ALL carbs. (Edit to correct 8 to 6.)

This thing is sooo misaligned (almost up-side-down). Veg and fruits should be primary, proteins/dairy+dairy alts secondary, grains 3rd, added fats/oils/sweets last.

Used to be so much easier......

The Veg and fruit needs to be first. Then pasta and whole grains. Dry beans and nuts. Soy milks yogurts and cheese. Lastly Fats oils and sweets Meats and fish are removed. You don’t need meat in your diet. You’ll be healthier cutting them out.

And the washed-up, has been sports "legends" that advertise them.

What even are sea monkeys? Some of my friends had them, but I never did. They seemed cool, though.

Without a doubt.

The picture does not fit. It should just be sugar as any useful ingredients that could for example come from herbs cannot be found anymore in homeopathic products

I'm getting rid of McAfee. They tried to renew my subscription recently when it's not expired for another month. I keep getting popups for more security options. I just want an antivirus that works in the background and not have to think about it.

There was a Mythbusters episode where they try making a candle out of earwax. They discovered that earwax can't melt like candle wax because of all the dead skin cells. It wasn't mentioned on the show, but that would definitively prove that ear candles are a scam.

Be careful when drinking this. Rumor has it you'll go crazy and start mocking a corpse.

Non-negotiable Fried Turtle-turds are still very, very famous.

My elderly mother bought one when they were popular. I’d have to sit, withholding gales of laughter, as she’d be at her desk at the family business, repeatedly making rather obscene motions with this very phallic object. She was utterly oblivious and thought it was actually going to help her lose weight and build muscle XD

I have a news flash, most ALL toothpaste brands do this. To be honest it's how they work.

Does it hold your arms down so you can't use them for snacking? 🤔

AKA Corsets. The same things our grandmothers rebelled against, rejected, and just simply stopped wearing 100 years ago.

Just because it's not pharmaceutical doesn't mean it can't help. I've not used this, but I frequently use tiger balm which I find really affective.

These were sold tongue in cheek though. People who bought them got the joke. No one who bought them did so because they were marketed as something else.

Ah yes, the Fuel Shark™. A total scam.