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Family Of 4 Goes Through 3 Toilet Paper Rolls Per Day, Mom “Loses The Plot”
Family Of 4 Goes Through 3 Toilet Paper Rolls Per Day, Mom “Loses The Plot”
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Family Of 4 Goes Through 3 Toilet Paper Rolls Per Day, Mom “Loses The Plot”

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Remember those weeks during the spring of 2020 when toilet paper was suddenly impossible to find? Store shelves sat empty, and people began desperately asking on Facebook where they might be able to purchase a few rolls. Stores began rationing their limited stock, and families tried to use their supplies sparingly.

Thankfully, we’re out of that dark time. But one mother has recently realized that her home seems to be going through toilet paper at a frustratingly fast rate. Below, you’ll find the full story that she shared on MumsNet explaining why she’s decided to limit how much TP her family members can have.

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    This mom has noticed that toilet paper in her home disappears at an abnormally fast rate

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    So she’s decided to get to the bottom of who’s using too much

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    Toilet paper is one of those necessities that almost all of us use, but we don’t often think too much about it. We make sure we have enough on hand to not run out, and we might opt for a softer brand if we have sensitive skin. But toilet paper doesn’t occupy a lot of our mental space, until it’s nowhere to be found. During the toilet paper shortage of 2020, it seemed to be all anyone could talk about. Why is this happening? Who bought it all? Should I have bought more? When will the stores restock? 

    Now that this mother is experiencing a shortage within her own household, she’s determined to get to the bottom of it. When it comes to how long a roll of toilet paper should last a person, there are obviously many factors involved. 

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    How many times are they going to the bathroom per day? How many hours are they even at home (if they spend the majority of their day at work or school)? How hydrated are they, and how much fiber do they eat? How thick is the toilet paper they’re using? There’s much to consider when trying to calculate how long a roll should last you.

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    According to the toilet paper company Cottonelle, the average person will go to the bathroom between 4-10 times a day. Women tend to use about 6.41 sheets of toilet paper per trip to the bathroom, while men typically use 8.1 sheets when they reach for the toilet paper. By Cottonelle’s math, the average person will use up a 150-sheet roll in about 4 days.

    When it comes to families, Cottonelle estimates that a family of four will go through about one roll a day, or 7 rolls a week. However, young children tend to go more frequently and might have challenges going more often, so it’s wise to always have extra rolls on hand. 

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    During the shortage, people were so concerned about knowing how long their toilet paper stash would last that two UK residents actually created a site to calculate precisely how long people could go without buying more TP. “We are hoping that people will use the site and see they don’t need to go out and empty the shelves,” the creators of the site, Ben Sassoon and Sam Harris, told The Verge.

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    According to Statista, the average household in the US spent $114.41 on toilet paper in 2022. So if you’re looking for ways to stretch your toilet paper rolls, Adele atMind Your Behind has a few tips. First, she explains that folding style will impact how much TP a person goes through. Are you a folder or a scruncher? Adele says most of us fall into one of these two camps, but when it comes to usage, folders seem to be the superior group.

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    Folders use 50% less toilet paper at a time, Adele notes, so the mother in this story might want to ensure that her kids and husband are all on the same page about folding. People also often use toilet paper to clean their glasses, clean the toilet seat, wipe their nose, or remove makeup. If you want it to last as long as possible, keep it for purely potty purposes. And of course, if you want to use the minimum amount of toilet paper possible, consider investing in a bidet with a dryer.

    We would love to hear your thoughts on this story in the comments below, pandas. Do you think it’s reasonable for this mother to ration toilet paper within her household? Feel free to share, and then if you’re interested in checking out another Bored Panda article discussing toilet paper usage, look no further than right here!

    Later, the mom shared her children’s ages

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    Some readers believed she was being unreasonable

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    However, others understood why the mom resorted to rationing toilet paper

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    Some also shared tips and personal experiences that might be helpful

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    Adelaide May Ross

    Adelaide May Ross

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    Howdy, I'm Adelaide! I'm originally from Texas, but after graduating from university with an acting degree, I relocated to sunny Los Angeles for a while. I then got a serious bite from the travel bug and found myself moving to Sweden and England before settling in Lithuania about three years ago. I'm passionate about animal welfare, sustainability and eating delicious food. But as you can see, I cover a wide range of topics including drama, internet trends and hilarious memes. I can easily be won over with a Seinfeld reference, vegan pastry or glass of fresh cold brew. And during my free time, I can usually be seen strolling through a park, playing tennis or baking something tasty.

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    Adelaide May Ross

    Adelaide May Ross

    Writer, BoredPanda staff

    Howdy, I'm Adelaide! I'm originally from Texas, but after graduating from university with an acting degree, I relocated to sunny Los Angeles for a while. I then got a serious bite from the travel bug and found myself moving to Sweden and England before settling in Lithuania about three years ago. I'm passionate about animal welfare, sustainability and eating delicious food. But as you can see, I cover a wide range of topics including drama, internet trends and hilarious memes. I can easily be won over with a Seinfeld reference, vegan pastry or glass of fresh cold brew. And during my free time, I can usually be seen strolling through a park, playing tennis or baking something tasty.

    What do you think ?
    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 4yo daughter discovered that if you put the start of the roll in the toilet bowl and then flush, the roll unwinds itself and disappears down the hole. Ten to twelve flushes per roll. Provided endless entertainment apparently

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see one of my Cat's doing that. She is fascinated by the toilet flush. She does the chirruping meow if I sit too long.

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    Squiffle Noses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A heavy masturbater, a bra stuffer and a house TP'ing prankster all live together and ... missing TP drama/fun ensues! Not the best episode of that sitcom but a fun one.

    John L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about you, but BP has been posting a lot of "cliff hangers", lately. I'm starting to get annoyed.

    Do-nut touch da donut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This story is not from reddit, its from a different website that doesnt do updates, but op was declared to be not unreasonable if u were wondering

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    MR
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What on earth was up with that commenter criticizing her for the rationing? Oh no, they may have something embarrassing? Ration something else? Wtf. They children, everything is embarrassing. You actually need to find out. And that's an insane amount of TP.

    Jessica Olson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right if your kids having so much diarrhea that they go through a whole roll and a few hours, and they're not telling you. That's something you definitely need to know!

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    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say the boy has hit puberty and discovered wanking.

    TheElementalGod️️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use one tissue per night because of that. (Too lazy to go to the bathroom and get toilet paper.) If you are doing it that much, then there is a problem.

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    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girls are puberty age. I know I used a lot more tp when I was on my period.

    Astrophile
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same - never a full roll in 4 hours though

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    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Often teens have hidden issues that may need treatment, this could be a sign. Paper products have become so expensive that it is not unreasonable at all to wonder why so much is being used.

    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds to me like one of the kids could be developing OCD with germ/contamination issues, especially since OP mentions in one of the comments that they are going through other personal care/cleaning products (shampoo, body wash) at an alarming rate as well. My 12yo can go through a bottle of body wash in two showers (the scent is overwhelming; thank goodness he hasn't discovered Axe/Lynx), and most of a roll of TP in one sitting if his tummy is even slightly off. I had to replace a low-flow toilet with a standard model as he was clogging it 2-3 times a week. Don't even ask about the rates at which we go through hand soap, sanitizer, and disinfecting wipes.

    The Starsong Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister is a VP at a high school and they were going through toilet paper at an alarming rate. She finally got to the bottom of what was happening- she summed it up as “F*****g TikTok”.

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I really want to know what the stupid Tiktok trend was! One of my previous students was a boy in middle school. The school took away their TP because they would make clumps of TP with water and Chuck it at each other. I asked what happens if he has to poop at school and he just shrugged

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    Tracy Rieon Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope couldn't be me because you will walk around poopy. Toilet paper is expensive and either use it in moderation or go without my 5 children had to learn the hard way after going through 80 rolls in a week I was done. They had to spend their allowance money to buy more because I wasn't giving up any more. I put the rest in the pantry and locked it. Children need to learn to use it wisely or lose it. I kept telling them but they thought I was playing and they learned a life lesson I no longer provide anything they have jobs they can buy their soap, toilet paper what ever other necessary items they need and so far it has taught them to appreciate what they have. Some say I was harsh but it has worked

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    Pieter LeGrande
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 4yo daughter discovered that if you put the start of the roll in the toilet bowl and then flush, the roll unwinds itself and disappears down the hole. Ten to twelve flushes per roll. Provided endless entertainment apparently

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see one of my Cat's doing that. She is fascinated by the toilet flush. She does the chirruping meow if I sit too long.

    Load More Replies...
    Squiffle Noses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A heavy masturbater, a bra stuffer and a house TP'ing prankster all live together and ... missing TP drama/fun ensues! Not the best episode of that sitcom but a fun one.

    John L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about you, but BP has been posting a lot of "cliff hangers", lately. I'm starting to get annoyed.

    Do-nut touch da donut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This story is not from reddit, its from a different website that doesnt do updates, but op was declared to be not unreasonable if u were wondering

    Load More Replies...
    MR
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What on earth was up with that commenter criticizing her for the rationing? Oh no, they may have something embarrassing? Ration something else? Wtf. They children, everything is embarrassing. You actually need to find out. And that's an insane amount of TP.

    Jessica Olson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right if your kids having so much diarrhea that they go through a whole roll and a few hours, and they're not telling you. That's something you definitely need to know!

    Load More Replies...
    C.O. Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say the boy has hit puberty and discovered wanking.

    TheElementalGod️️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use one tissue per night because of that. (Too lazy to go to the bathroom and get toilet paper.) If you are doing it that much, then there is a problem.

    Load More Replies...
    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girls are puberty age. I know I used a lot more tp when I was on my period.

    Astrophile
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same - never a full roll in 4 hours though

    Load More Replies...
    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Often teens have hidden issues that may need treatment, this could be a sign. Paper products have become so expensive that it is not unreasonable at all to wonder why so much is being used.

    Elladine DesIsles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds to me like one of the kids could be developing OCD with germ/contamination issues, especially since OP mentions in one of the comments that they are going through other personal care/cleaning products (shampoo, body wash) at an alarming rate as well. My 12yo can go through a bottle of body wash in two showers (the scent is overwhelming; thank goodness he hasn't discovered Axe/Lynx), and most of a roll of TP in one sitting if his tummy is even slightly off. I had to replace a low-flow toilet with a standard model as he was clogging it 2-3 times a week. Don't even ask about the rates at which we go through hand soap, sanitizer, and disinfecting wipes.

    The Starsong Princess
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister is a VP at a high school and they were going through toilet paper at an alarming rate. She finally got to the bottom of what was happening- she summed it up as “F*****g TikTok”.

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I really want to know what the stupid Tiktok trend was! One of my previous students was a boy in middle school. The school took away their TP because they would make clumps of TP with water and Chuck it at each other. I asked what happens if he has to poop at school and he just shrugged

    Load More Replies...
    Tracy Rieon Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope couldn't be me because you will walk around poopy. Toilet paper is expensive and either use it in moderation or go without my 5 children had to learn the hard way after going through 80 rolls in a week I was done. They had to spend their allowance money to buy more because I wasn't giving up any more. I put the rest in the pantry and locked it. Children need to learn to use it wisely or lose it. I kept telling them but they thought I was playing and they learned a life lesson I no longer provide anything they have jobs they can buy their soap, toilet paper what ever other necessary items they need and so far it has taught them to appreciate what they have. Some say I was harsh but it has worked

    Load More Comments
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