People lie. It’s no secret. But when you realize the extent to which they do this online, you might just lose a large chunk of your faith in humanity.
That’s where the ‘Yeah That Definitely Happened’ Instagram page comes in. The page names and shames the folks who make stuff up on the internet, all for the sake of getting attention. And the lies they come up with are so ridiculous, they’re as funny as they are sad.
Scroll down for the best of the worst, and some blatant internet lies that would even make Pinocchio blush with shame.
Bored Panda got in touch with the current owner of the Instagram page, Jordanna, who took over from the previous owner, Erin. "She came up with the idea for the account because she was really sick of seeing all the fake stories around, and thought making an account to call them out would be a good idea. It took off and this is where we are now. I became an admin, and after Erin left, I became the owner. Lexi and Ethan are our two other admins!" Jordanna shared with us.
Bored Panda also reached out to entertainment, pop culture, and lifestyle expert Mike Sington to get his opinion on why some people make stuff up on social media. He agreed that it's done for attention. "Getting clicks and amassing followers on social media is how success is defined. For many, it becomes addictive, and the more attention your social media gets, it actually creates an adrenaline rush." He added: "The monster feeds itself."
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The best part is that she negates her daughter’s intelligence to prove her point about being anti-vax. “Nope; she’s just not vaccinated”. Ok, so not vaccinated OR advanced for her age. Good work, Mum!
The founder of the 'Yeah That Definitely Happened' page told Bored Panda that it is difficult to decide what to post and what to ignore. "People's ideas of what is believable and what isn't are all very different. I like to stay on the safe side and post the stories that I'm sure aren't possible at all and are also just entertaining and funny," Jordanna told Bored Panda. She explained what her process is when deciding whether or not to feature a post on the account.
"You'll notice a lot of our posts involve clapping, or people getting congratulated on something that's really cringey or mundane. Usually, we look for those things, or we look for things that seem really improbable. Sometimes, I won't post a story cause I'll think, 'Nah, that definitely could have happened.' But usually, I will post stories that seem to get called out as fake consistently," she said.
Jordanna definitely believes that people make up fake posts online for attention and validation. "A lot of stories, I feel, are exaggerated, and are based on things that almost happened," she said that many people embellish the truth based on what they hope would have happened.
You’re not “doing your own research” unless you’re a scientist and you set up a lab and hold trials. If you don’t do that, you’re just Googling in hopes of finding the answer you want.
"Like perhaps OP got insulted and then came up with a great comeback later, and decided to write the story up and post it. I feel like the attention they get from it validates them and makes them feel important, and just writing the scenario out often gives them more power in that situation, too. They have control over the narrative now and can change it to suit them," she shared her thoughts with Bored Panda.
According to Jordanna, everyone has an angle and an agenda. "A lot of stories are also written with the intention of making certain groups of people look bad. Sexist men, for example, may write a story that makes a feminist look incredibly bad (fake encounters with a rad fem.) Or a radical feminist might exaggerate their encounters with men to push the idea that 'all men are bad.' Transphobes and racists often do the same. A lot of extremists post stories, especially on sites such as Reddit, I've found, in order to push their extreme personal views and back them up with an encounter that never happened."
Why do they always screw up the age? Just say you were 9 or 10. And what do they have against Tylenol now?
Yeah I thought the same. Idiot doesn’t know it’s aspirin she was supposed to say.
Load More Replies...After returning to my body, I proceeded to jump onto a lake and walk on water.
And turn turned the water into wine, but couldn't drink it because of the drinking age limit..
Load More Replies...This is one of the most pathetic things I’ve honestly ever heard online.
Too be fair, I do have a rather similar memory. I kind of thought it was one of those odd false memories until I told my mum one day, and she said it was close to how she remembered it to. The message I was 'given' was 'keep the crocodile '. Not sure I even knew what that was. To be clear, I am NOT an ant-vaxer it is my belief that anyone reacting badly to a vaccine would not survive the virus. I also don't have a crocodile
It's literally impossible to remember this much detail from the age of one. Most scientists say you can't remember anything that young at all when you get older but even if it was possible it would be fuzzy and impressionistic. This person is the worst liar I have ever seen, either that or they actually believe it and they are mentally unstable.
I was eating pizza that was so good I had an out of body experience.a voice said"stop burping in my face".it was my boyfriend.amazing🤯
oh, you were 1 year? how did you remember that? and im sure it was just me telling you your gonna die early
Wow! Those combination vaccines are some good s**t. That baby was high AF!
How did they know what the people on the phone with mom recommended?
At 1 year old you can remember that whole conversation, and even remember Tylenol? How clever you are!!!
oh my god hover your mouse over this edit: over the post im an idiot
People and I'm pretty sure as a 1 year old - are unconscious and don't realize they are having a seizure your brain is firing off signal five times faster than usual. you would not know if mom was on the phone - seems like if you had such a wonderful out of body experience why didn't you stay out!
I can't even finish it cause of "I went into a seizure that night":ft.im good.
I can't even remember how many times I shat myself at any given day at 1 year old.
I have snippets (like small flashes) of memories before I was 5 because I lived in a different house. But I have one distinct memory from when I was still in a crib because it was traumatizing (-ish?). It was my first bloody nose. But even then just flashes and I had to confirm details with my Mom.
Theres this thing, it's called Childhood Amnesia, it means that generally, the brain does not develop the ability to store long term memory until around age 3 or 4. Therefore, it's unlikely you would remember such a .. specific.. event that supposedly happened when you were a year old.
Cognitive Development at age 12 months: Puts objects in and out of containers, Looks at the correct picture when it is named, Bangs things together, Begins to use common objects correctly (drinks from a cup, brushes hair), Follows simple directions, such as “pick up your book.", Explores things by banging, shaking or throwing, Pokes with index finger, Lets things go without help, Discovers cosmic meaning of one's own existence.
Maybe, but aside from that it’s just a person with a lot of fantasy/crazy things going on in her mind. I knew a person like that once. I was in the train with him and he started telling about smt he experienced. I found the story rather far fetched but listened anyway. The woman in the other seat burst out laughing at one point and said ‘sorry but it’s it’s such a bunch of nonsense I can’t stop laughing’. 😅
Load More Replies...This was supposed to be a conspiracy theory in 1933, but Germany's glorious leader decided to wipe out the entire population of Russia by spreading plague laden fleas. Meanwhile, the entire population of Germany was vaccinated, starting age one. My mother, born in January of 1933, was vaccinated at age one and she regressed by at least 6 months in her motor skills and social behaviour. how do i know this. The very old lady who spent 18 hours a day taking care of this youngster was still alive when I was a kid and there was no mistaking that she was telling the truth. She was a brutally unsentimental sort but she couldn,t even exaggerate a story, let alone tell a lie.
Both comments are very rude. Second one was also hurtful on purpose, if it's true
Hollywood's Ultimate Insider, Mike, told Bored Panda that one way to realize that someone's unable to balance the role of social media in their lives is that they begin to lie or bend the truth online.
"A good sign of people going overboard in seeking attention and recognition on social media is when they start exaggerating or making things up. If you find yourself doing that, stop and check yourself, and maybe realign your priorities in life," he suggested.
Mike also shared with Bored Panda some ways to tell if a certain tweet or post might be made up. It's a good thing to trust your gut, as well as your mind. "If a post seems particularly outrageous, or too good to be true, it may be made up. Even if someone else is posting the same thing, that doesn’t make it true, because it could simply be a re-post from the original poster," the expert said.
"Your instincts can usually tell you when something is made up, and old-fashioned online sleuthing can usually confirm it," Mike told us.
The ‘Yeah That Definitely Happened’ Instagram page has just over 78k followers and invites them to send in their own submissions. So if you happen to stumble across something that fits the mood of the project, consider sending the screenshot over to the creator of the page.
However, one thing that they ask of their fans is that they check the posts to see if the particular screenshot has been posted before. If it has, it’s best to find something else to share. After all, fresh content is king, while reposting the same things over and over frequently would get stale quickly.
There’s no shortage of misinformation, fake news, and simply downright lies on the internet. While some people clearly make stuff up to get attention, others do it with different goals in mind, whether they’re political, social, or other.
Joseph M. Pierre, a professor of psychiatry at the David Geffen School of Medicine at UCLA, previously spoke to Bored Panda about conspiracy theories and the type of people who believe in misinformation.
Professor Pierre told us that conspiracy theorists tend to focus on certain historical events when choosing to twist the truth for whatever goals they have in mind.
He also noted that the only spike of conspiracy theories in recent modern history was during the communist ‘red scare’ in the 1950s.
“It is true that certain historical events do tend to attract conspiracy theories and there is evidence that times of societal upheaval or crisis when people are feeling unsafe and desperate for clarity offer a kind of fertile soil for conspiracy theory beliefs,” he told Bored Panda.
Ah...remember the days when you'd let strangers inject your child in the park?
“Over the past 60 years, the assassination of JFK, the death of Princess Diana, and 9/11 are the most obvious examples of national traumas surrounded by conspiracy theory beliefs,” the expert went into detail.
“We should acknowledge that many conspiracy theories, like the idea that the Earth is flat, aren’t really based on any kind of obvious traumatic event,” he added that not all misinformation, fake news, and made-up ‘facts’ are associated with traumatic events.
The professor told Bored Panda that the people who tend to believe in conspiracy theories are usually those who see the world in a very black-or-white way: they see history as a struggle between good and evil, and don’t tend to notice nuances or subtleties.
Why are these guys always annoying the crap out of baristas? Just shut up and take your damn sugar filled weird flavoured coffee and leave
“People who believe in conspiracy theories are also often attracted to the Manichean narratives that conspiracy theories offer, involving battles of good and evil pitting against each other in an almost apocalyptic fashion. So, it should come as no surprise that conspiracy theories might sprout up from World War II—a real-life apocalyptic battle between good and evil,” the expert noted.
I shook my head so much while reading these, that I gave myself whiplash. And then my chiropractor clapped.
Got less than a quarter of the way through. Reads like young kids competing to out lie each other.
Yeah, in the ultrasound my daughter signed to me, in American sign language, that I should buy Bitcoin. But it has been 27 months and she has not come out of the womb....what is she hiding from?
Normally I like to continue going past the posted list and get everything. I could barely get through the 30 posts. I'm tired now.
Do these people spend all their time thinking up porkies to tell? If they did, they are crap at it.
So sick of these sick people, let me add to these. "It's 2030 and all the doctors in the country are now seeing people come in with huge foreheads. They insert a needle and draw out the fluid. Out come thousands of microchips. They ask everyone, did you have the covid shot? No was the answer from each patient. Then the government said "if you voted for donny, when you submitted your ballot, a laser immediately beamed in a duplicating microchip directly to your forehead...zap...you are dead." That was your "Trump conspiracy fairy tale" of the day. Just wait til 2030!!
Reminded me of some of the stories I used to hear from kindergarteners and first graders. But they had the excuse of being very, very young.
These people literally just type the fiction they imagine in their minds as if it's the truth a wear it like a badge of honour. I'm sure most of them were aspiring writers but we're rejected one time too many and something snapped.
it isnt "anti-anti-vax" to post lies that anti-vaxxers tell in a post about lies, especially considering everything anti-vaxxers believe is a lie. is protecting anti-vaxxers, who willingly endanger their children & the general public, from mockery really the hill you want to die on?
Load More Replies...I shook my head so much while reading these, that I gave myself whiplash. And then my chiropractor clapped.
Got less than a quarter of the way through. Reads like young kids competing to out lie each other.
Yeah, in the ultrasound my daughter signed to me, in American sign language, that I should buy Bitcoin. But it has been 27 months and she has not come out of the womb....what is she hiding from?
Normally I like to continue going past the posted list and get everything. I could barely get through the 30 posts. I'm tired now.
Do these people spend all their time thinking up porkies to tell? If they did, they are crap at it.
So sick of these sick people, let me add to these. "It's 2030 and all the doctors in the country are now seeing people come in with huge foreheads. They insert a needle and draw out the fluid. Out come thousands of microchips. They ask everyone, did you have the covid shot? No was the answer from each patient. Then the government said "if you voted for donny, when you submitted your ballot, a laser immediately beamed in a duplicating microchip directly to your forehead...zap...you are dead." That was your "Trump conspiracy fairy tale" of the day. Just wait til 2030!!
Reminded me of some of the stories I used to hear from kindergarteners and first graders. But they had the excuse of being very, very young.
These people literally just type the fiction they imagine in their minds as if it's the truth a wear it like a badge of honour. I'm sure most of them were aspiring writers but we're rejected one time too many and something snapped.
it isnt "anti-anti-vax" to post lies that anti-vaxxers tell in a post about lies, especially considering everything anti-vaxxers believe is a lie. is protecting anti-vaxxers, who willingly endanger their children & the general public, from mockery really the hill you want to die on?
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