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People lie. It’s no secret. But when you realize the extent to which they do this online, you might just lose a large chunk of your faith in humanity.

That’s where the ‘Yeah That Definitely Happened’ Instagram page comes in. The page names and shames the folks who make stuff up on the internet, all for the sake of getting attention. And the lies they come up with are so ridiculous, they’re as funny as they are sad.

Scroll down for the best of the worst, and some blatant internet lies that would even make Pinocchio blush with shame.

Bored Panda got in touch with the current owner of the Instagram page, Jordanna, who took over from the previous owner, Erin. "She came up with the idea for the account because she was really sick of seeing all the fake stories around, and thought making an account to call them out would be a good idea. It took off and this is where we are now. I became an admin, and after Erin left, I became the owner. Lexi and Ethan are our two other admins!" Jordanna shared with us.

Bored Panda also reached out to entertainment, pop culture, and lifestyle expert Mike Sington to get his opinion on why some people make stuff up on social media. He agreed that it's done for attention. "Getting clicks and amassing followers on social media is how success is defined. For many, it becomes addictive, and the more attention your social media gets, it actually creates an adrenaline rush." He added: "The monster feeds itself."

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I’m Going To Dominican Republic On Sunday And I Said That To The Taxi Driver And He Was Like “Ok I’ve Been There 9 Times” Weird Flex

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best part is that she negates her daughter’s intelligence to prove her point about being anti-vax. “Nope; she’s just not vaccinated”. Ok, so not vaccinated OR advanced for her age. Good work, Mum!

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The founder of the 'Yeah That Definitely Happened' page told Bored Panda that it is difficult to decide what to post and what to ignore. "People's ideas of what is believable and what isn't are all very different. I like to stay on the safe side and post the stories that I'm sure aren't possible at all and are also just entertaining and funny," Jordanna told Bored Panda. She explained what her process is when deciding whether or not to feature a post on the account.

"You'll notice a lot of our posts involve clapping, or people getting congratulated on something that's really cringey or mundane. Usually, we look for those things, or we look for things that seem really improbable. Sometimes, I won't post a story cause I'll think, 'Nah, that definitely could have happened.' But usually, I will post stories that seem to get called out as fake consistently," she said.

Jordanna definitely believes that people make up fake posts online for attention and validation. "A lot of stories, I feel, are exaggerated, and are based on things that almost happened," she said that many people embellish the truth based on what they hope would have happened.

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    I’ve Always Considered Paediatrics As A Career But Idk If I’d Have The Patience To Deal With Parents Who Bring In Their Unvaccinated Measle-Ridden Infants To The High Dependency Unit -E

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re not “doing your own research” unless you’re a scientist and you set up a lab and hold trials. If you don’t do that, you’re just Googling in hopes of finding the answer you want.

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    "Like perhaps OP got insulted and then came up with a great comeback later, and decided to write the story up and post it. I feel like the attention they get from it validates them and makes them feel important, and just writing the scenario out often gives them more power in that situation, too. They have control over the narrative now and can change it to suit them," she shared her thoughts with Bored Panda.

    According to Jordanna, everyone has an angle and an agenda. "A lot of stories are also written with the intention of making certain groups of people look bad. Sexist men, for example, may write a story that makes a feminist look incredibly bad (fake encounters with a rad fem.) Or a radical feminist might exaggerate their encounters with men to push the idea that 'all men are bad.' Transphobes and racists often do the same. A lot of extremists post stories, especially on sites such as Reddit, I've found, in order to push their extreme personal views and back them up with an encounter that never happened."

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    #4

    I Fell Back Into My Small Body. Power Surges Through Me, Like A Thousand Volts Of Electricity. As If A Lightbulb Is Switched On In My Head, I Can Suddenly Comprehend Everything. Five Minutes Ago, I Was A Brainless Infant. But Now I Am More. The World Is Mine Now, To Shape And To Control As I See Fit. I Turn To My Mother, Who Is Holding Me, Concerned. I Need Not A Mother Now. I Push My Hand Towards Her Face, And Cast Her Head Off Her Shoulders. Her Body Collapses Underneath Me, Head Rolling Across The Carpet, But I Float In The Air. Humanity Is Weak, Their Bodies Feeble, Fragile Like Glass. They Are Too Susceptible To The Spoils Of Domination. But Not Me. I Float Into The Garden, Into The Daylight Which Shines Only For Me Now. I Speak, And My Voice Fills The Heads Of Every Living Thing On Earth. I Demand They Give Their Love Only To Me, To Serve And To Aide Me In My Conquest. Some Die Instantly, Unable To Withstand My Message. There Will Not Be Any Weak In My Horde. Cries Of Dissent Bubble Around Me, Some Mock My Diminutive Stature. They Do Not Know The True Power Of Which My 'Dimunative Stature' Holds. As A Demonstration, I Pull The Nearest Protestor Towards Me. Appendages Grow From His Body, Which Melts Away Into A Formless Blob. One Single, Pitiful Eyeball Remains Of His Previous Self. A New Pet For My Entertainment. I Fly Up, High Above Mankind, The Beautiful Blue And Green Of Earth Below Me. I Begin To Reshape It, New Mountains Spring Up As Old Ones Are Flattened, Oceans Bubble And Boil Into Crimson Lava, Continents Formed Into New Shapes, Some Impossible To Comprehend. A New Earth Hangs In The Sky. A Twisted, Rancid, Bitter Earth. My Dominion. They Should Never Have Vaccinated Me, I Think To Myself, A Small Smile Breaking Across My Small, Adolescent Face. They Should Never Have Pricked Me With That Needle. Never. -E

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they always screw up the age? Just say you were 9 or 10. And what do they have against Tylenol now?

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    Https://Bit.ly/2gj6gam❤️❤️ Need Money

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both comments are very rude. Second one was also hurtful on purpose, if it's true

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    Hollywood's Ultimate Insider, Mike, told Bored Panda that one way to realize that someone's unable to balance the role of social media in their lives is that they begin to lie or bend the truth online.

    "A good sign of people going overboard in seeking attention and recognition on social media is when they start exaggerating or making things up. If you find yourself doing that, stop and check yourself, and maybe realign your priorities in life," he suggested.

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    Mike also shared with Bored Panda some ways to tell if a certain tweet or post might be made up. It's a good thing to trust your gut, as well as your mind. "If a post seems particularly outrageous, or too good to be true, it may be made up. Even if someone else is posting the same thing, that doesn’t make it true, because it could simply be a re-post from the original poster," the expert said.

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    #9

    Do You Guys Remember That Weird Shit They Made You Do In Middleschool Where They'd Make You Run Around A Huge Field While Yelling At You And You Had To Jump Over Obstacles And Look Death Right In The Fucking Eye And You Literally Had To Swim Through Lakes And Jump Through Flaming Hoops And Then Swim Through Another Fucking Lake Filled With Sharks And Boys Would Lose Their Dicks And Girls Would Be Crying Cause Their Nipples Were Bitten Off Or Was That Like An Australian Thing-J

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    Loty
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a 2000 rubles bill. Why is the note in English?

    Jo Choto
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a print font, not handwriting. Letters are completely identical.

    De Gueb
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work in a TV VCR repair shop in the 80's. We used to get so lots of VCR's with gay porn tapes stuck in them. We used to take the tape back to the video store so they client wouldn't get billed for the extra days.

    Vera
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is clearly not handwritten... I can just imagine him sneakingly writing this in Word, going through 150 fonts to choose a nice handwriting font, cropping the text, tiptoe to the printer at 3am, replace the the toner because the Yellow is empty, print this, cut it into a neat square and hide it inside. Probably went to the store alone the next day as well.

    Debbie Burton
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah sure..... add this to the list of 'Things that Didnt Happen'.

    Kona Pake
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s about $23.54. Banks won’t convert it, So you have to go to the airport money exchange kiosk and convert there. By the time you get home, with the conversion rate and cost of Uber, he’s out of money.

    Terry Smith
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look at the lettering on the note. It's clearly a typed font. Every e is identical et. al

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    Brian Bennett
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't fix take money, leave note in phone that you will not be an accomplice to whatever he's hiding!

    Chris B
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most obvious answer is that the note was translated and the English translation photoshopped on to reach a wider audience. Can't comment on whether the scenario actually happened though, but the money doesn't look like it was trapped in the case.

    sirfryingpan
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the ones I’ve seen, this is the most believable. It isn’t believable at all, but it’s still the most of all of them.

    Andrea Pereira
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen at least 4 versions of this in the last six or seven years.

    Emily M
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh even if this was real I would really have a lot of questions about the health of their relationship-- yikes.

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    "Your instincts can usually tell you when something is made up, and old-fashioned online sleuthing can usually confirm it," Mike told us.

    The ‘Yeah That Definitely Happened’ Instagram page has just over 78k followers and invites them to send in their own submissions. So if you happen to stumble across something that fits the mood of the project, consider sending the screenshot over to the creator of the page.

    However, one thing that they ask of their fans is that they check the posts to see if the particular screenshot has been posted before. If it has, it’s best to find something else to share. After all, fresh content is king, while reposting the same things over and over frequently would get stale quickly.

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    Suprising That @kurtisconner Made Another Video Ft Us Considering Our Account Has Been Dead For Weeks -E

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because vaccines is the only thing a syringe is used for. Not taking blood or any thing

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    There’s no shortage of misinformation, fake news, and simply downright lies on the internet. While some people clearly make stuff up to get attention, others do it with different goals in mind, whether they’re political, social, or other.

    Joseph M. Pierre, a professor of psychiatry at the David Geffen School of Medicine at UCLA, previously spoke to Bored Panda about conspiracy theories and the type of people who believe in misinformation.

    Professor Pierre told us that conspiracy theorists tend to focus on certain historical events when choosing to twist the truth for whatever goals they have in mind.

    #13

    This Happened To Me Once Except I Dropped Dead Halfway Through My Sentence And My Mother Started Crying And Died 2 Seconds Later Too-J

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    Nathaniel
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "increases the risl of homosexuality" I was a 38 year old heterosexual male before I got my first covid jab. Now I am gayer than Elton John's walk in wardrobe. Be warned.

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    Haha Same! The Last Time I Got Fucked On Drugs I Gambled Away The Kids' Inheritance! The Look On Their Faces When They Realised They Would Never Get Into University 😂 It Was Epic!

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which museum? Oh it has since burnt down with the 100% loss of all art, convenient!

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    He also noted that the only spike of conspiracy theories in recent modern history was during the communist ‘red scare’ in the 1950s.

    “It is true that certain historical events do tend to attract conspiracy theories and there is evidence that times of societal upheaval or crisis when people are feeling unsafe and desperate for clarity offer a kind of fertile soil for conspiracy theory beliefs,” he told Bored Panda.

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    “Over the past 60 years, the assassination of JFK, the death of Princess Diana, and 9/11 are the most obvious examples of national traumas surrounded by conspiracy theory beliefs,” the expert went into detail.

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    “We should acknowledge that many conspiracy theories, like the idea that the Earth is flat, aren’t really based on any kind of obvious traumatic event,” he added that not all misinformation, fake news, and made-up ‘facts’ are associated with traumatic events.

    #23

    Sorry For That Repost Y’all 😔 All Of These Look The Same On Our Feed Lmao So It’s Hard To Tell Sometimes - Lexi

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird internet males need to get offline. They think social media is real life.

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    #24

    This Made Me Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee Like Micheal Jackson

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was a wild ride down WTF goes on in this persons imagination street.

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    The professor told Bored Panda that the people who tend to believe in conspiracy theories are usually those who see the world in a very black-or-white way: they see history as a struggle between good and evil, and don’t tend to notice nuances or subtleties.

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    #27

    I Want To Stand Up And I Want To Spin In A Circle And I Want To Wave My Hands Around So I Can Feel Stimulated But I Am Being Made To Sit Down And This Is Making Me Feel Very Cranky

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    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are these guys always annoying the crap out of baristas? Just shut up and take your damn sugar filled weird flavoured coffee and leave

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    “People who believe in conspiracy theories are also often attracted to the Manichean narratives that conspiracy theories offer, involving battles of good and evil pitting against each other in an almost apocalyptic fashion. So, it should come as no surprise that conspiracy theories might sprout up from World War II—a real-life apocalyptic battle between good and evil,” the expert noted.

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    #34

    One Time I Was Driving A Car To Work When All Of A Sudden Dicks Started Falling Out Of The Sky. The Dicks Cracked My Car And I Had To Take It To The Mechanic To Get Fixed, And The Mechanic Said "Man Did You See That Penis Shower" And I Said "Yes The Dicks Cracked My Windshield" And The Mechanic Said "Sorry, I'm Not Allowed To Fix It Because The Dicks Must Win" And Then He Filled My Car With Semen, Took A Gun Out, And Shot Me In The Head, Killing Me Instantly. Then A Giant Dick Stood Up, And Started Clapping Because He Had Achieved World Domination-J

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    malenchki
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um 😐 this sounds slightly possible but if it was thennnn um… I would be apologising to the poor guy in the other stall

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    #36

    Hello All How Is Everyone Coping In Self Isolation

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this before or after you were arrested for assault and destruction of property?

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    #38

    #furryporn#yiff#daddy#bdsm#furry#voreporn#footfetish#isucktoes#ifuckdogs#furryvoreporn#unbirthing#vaginalinfection#erectiledysfunction#ihatewhenibuymushroomsandtheyreallfuckingmagic#whythefuckareyoureadingthehashtags#commentsomethingyoupieceofshit#eatmydick -J

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    Got Myself 4 Dwarves
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If breaking bad taught me anything it's that making meth is rather complex and requires several different stages. I messed up plenty of experiments in uni chemistry labs, worst thing that happened was a broken flask

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    #50

    Merry Christmas To You All!

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    Libstak
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    T his is possible. I know a few Muslims and they all wish me merry christmas

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    #58

    The Last Jedi Is A Real Good Movie I Love It

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    Jo Choto
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you are delusional without telling me you're delusional.

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    #60

    Fucking A Werewolf Would Be Wild Man😔like Imagine The Size Of The Dicks On Those Furry Fuckers-J

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    Lauren Caswell
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god no not anthropomorphic wolves 😱 there was too much of this on the cringey texts asterisk filled post the other day 😣

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    #61

    I Heard In America Your Supposed To Tip A Waiter Everywhere U Go? -C

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe teach your brother some manners? Never mind how anyone else behaves, you can only control how you react and that reaction would have embarrassed the hell out of me. He’s 8!

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    #64

    Where Do We Draw The Line At Fakeness? Does Said Girlfriend Exist Or Is She Too Made Up For Internet Points

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    Insert Generic Username
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been playing Skyrim since it came out on 11/11/11 and in every iteration of the vanilla game (with the Hearthfire DLC) you can only adopt two children. The only way to adopt more is using a mod so this post automatically screams LIAR.

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    #65

    I Think This Guy Sent This As A Pick Up Line I Heard Sending This In The Dms Generates Sympathy So, Stupid Shuffle It Is

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    Emily M
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because principals do a decade's worth of schooling and licensure only to body slam 6 year olds and get fired

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    #70

    But There Are Only Two Genders-C

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow now that's creepy (as if all gender reveal parties weren't creepy enough)

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    #79

    Hi Girlies I Went To Spoons Again Today And I Really Really Recommend The Griffins Brothers No2 Gin With Lemonade It’s 46% And You Can’t Taste Any Gin At All

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because blackmail never ended poorly for anyone else. Assuming this is true, she might not like the places she's going.

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    #83

    Just Slit You Forehead And Put Lsd In It And You’ll Be Woke - C

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    Kyle D
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed, the only one to understand the nuances & reasoning to hop on pop.

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    #84

    I'm So Tired Can One Of You Fuckers Be Funny For Once

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    Jo Choto
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because Starbucks baristas have enough money to buy and give away drugs on a regular basis.

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    #86

    Fuck Off Twitter For iPhone I’m Not ‘Falling’ For It Again - C

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex boyfriend was found walking down the street at 2 years old almost a half mile from his house while being babysat by his aunt. His parents drove passed while returning home, realized it was him and got him. When they got back to the house the doors were still locked. Long story short he had gone out a second story window and they have no idea how he got to ground level but he did, lol

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    #93

    I Could Never Live Up To Jordanna Anymore So I'm Not Even Going To Try
one Time I Went To The Dentist And He Pulled His Dick Off And Scrubbed My Teeth With It And Then I Had To Rinse My Mouth Out With Cum-J

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Because you refuse to brush your teeth, and you've been crying every time you chew. Now suck it up, and let him do his job!"

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    #96

    I Want It All Hey Yeah I Want It All I Want It All And I Want It Nowww Adventure Seeker On An Empty Street, Just An Alley Creeper Light On His Feet, A Young Fighter Screaming With No Time For Doubt, With The Pain And Anger Cant See A Way Out, It Aint Much Im Asking I Heard Himmmm Say Gotta Find Me A Future Move Out Of My Way Also I Haven't Been Active In Ages Yeah Yeah Whatever I'm Tired And Busy And I've Got Shit Going On And Stuff Alright I Love You Bitches I'm Going Offline Again Soon Okay Ily And Idk If This Is Fake Or Not But I'm Pissed Af And I Can't Tell So Take It Or Leave It-J

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    Jacob Nunez
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to cry on how bad this paragraph structure, grammar, and spelling is

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    #99

    Thats Really Cool Bro I Enjoy Living Fantasy Lives In My Head Too!

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    Libstak
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude your ego didn't die it just blew up so big you can't see it's edges and think it's not there.

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