That narrows it down!!

"Fire from Heaven, Noise from Hell". Also known as "Please Make It Go Away Mommy, Hug Me Tight". :(

This could be the name of a Panic! at the Disco song

I will want to watch that. :P

Will i. Am Shakespeare

My friends and I.

OMG

He's 31 now

as a Kansan, i can say YES

The book of the emos

This deserves more upvotes !!! Lol..

"To those kind souls who took my daughter, I Will Find You."

So that is where that came from.

Indeed, good luck on your journey.

Is a back page.

this is so dumb i actually laughed

why that book is so big then?

Chapter 1: The simple art of flattery

I lol'd :)

Hey Jude!

great, i'm already ok

Or getting a bath towel *after* your shower bc you forgot

You can never catch the ring leader

This just about had me falling off my chair!!

Farming in Zimbabwe

I just laughed so hard!!!

Holy Buckets! that's a funny one right there.

Step 2: The sky is a dome

Of jail, not in hives.

Awww poor you... don’t worry, gorrillas are small as well

Taking your food order and getting it wrong

My biography: When you add people

Take the kids but leave the Cannoli.

Is there a sequel for the asian ladies

In the nonfiction section

Impressive!

No, it's Up against the wall, REDNECK mother. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcBOcwgb4OA

You and me both, brother!

Why stratego orgies are fun.

Napoleon conquers you all!

Sounds like a serial killer's writing.

When I was your age Young, our microwaves had a dial. And we liked it. These fliblity~flarm new fangled contraptions have like 80 buttons. So yeah, I need a book.

LOL

"Don't worry, I didn't see anything. Carry on."

OMG EndOfWorld :-( A book to guide women wanting to date fossilized man! Scores of living men are here...wanting to go on a date! May be we guys should "fossilze" ourselves! :-(

But I like this amnesia thing....

No wonder the English came up with Monty Python. Just makes me love them all the more.

I remember where it is now.

She ended up giving him the cold shouler

F**k it - I'm not drinking any more coffee til I finished reading this page, dammit!

Comes a draft...

Ba Dum tisssss

oh god - don't read these at work! I'm sliding under my desk crying!!

This must be the book Yoda wrote for Luke after the whole Darth Vader and Leia revelation.

Yup.

Oy vey

I'm screaming... internally, of course, but still

Who taught that fish to type?

Once again, I crawl back off the floor, wiping away the tears!