Mostly stereotypes about how women are more responsible and/or mature than men. But it is definitely not gender-dependent!

This explains the repubs current fascination with straw bans.

166,859 did according to 2024 statistics

As exhibited by Biden's decision preserve Democratic norms via polling #'s.

Inactive accounts get cleaned up all the time.

While true, I have and will always prefer it, and will never understand why everybody doesn't.

actually i have a few favorite pairs of socks...so i might notice.

Umm, you've never nodded off unintentionally?

Not this guy's joke

Ever notice that the game "Monopoly" is made by only one company?

and if'n you use a hanky it gets stanky.

Not just right now, but all the time!

HOLY FLAMING CRICKETS HE'S RIGHT

You actually start the slow, 70 year long process of dying the moment you're born.

And grammar classes teach us where to put commas so as to make legible sentences.

If you want to fall forever.

It's necessary for the driver to step in, in case one of them drives into a wall again. If he means totally autonomous, it still gives a sense of security to see where you're going

I'm not getting this one - I'd have thought it's the other way around, no?

Houses are at the top of this list.

there is snow on earth that doesnt know humans exist.

Teeth are not bones, so no.

Lately this summer we've been having short bursts of intense flooding rains for a few minutes a day as opposed to a sprinkle tinkle spread throughout the day. Getting caught in it is indeed much worse.

butt dial

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Once again, this is really not true. Cute, but, no. During grade school and college, most people have family events like weddings, funerals, vacations, big birthdays, retirement parties; They have first and second jobs, travel, meet their first loves, buy their first car, run marathons, have their first few brushes with death, learn how to cook, take prescription medicine and vote. It's hardly a sandbox. I definitely lived more freely in my first 25 years than I am in my second.

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I bet I can do it in 3!

Im probably pedantic af with this comment, but no. Can you drive through or into the store, yes. A drive-through, no. A drive-through entails that you can accomplish your errand in the store while in your car. I've yet to hear of any completed business by someone "braving" their own drive-through option.

Prostitution?

i mean, technically, if you have a large mirror and your buddy's reflection is next to you...oh wait...