What's that Lassie? Timmy fell down a well!?

Holy smoke

I just tried and it works. Police said they are fine. Or fining me. On of these.

It might be moving directly away from you, but better not take the 50/50 chances.

Unless you have outstanding warrants for your arrest 😂 in which case you can a) pull over and be arrested or b) drive it like you stole it and escape 😀

mental note: stop biting my nails...just in case...

For any given value of "simply".

If you smell gas and electrical devices are *on* do not turn them off - the same logic applies. The current is already flowing and there are no additional sparks to worry about.

One can only hope.

Except parrots

Never leave you drink unintended...ever!

my godchild had Retinoblastoma and had his right eye removed with just a few months old. The Doctors first didn't believed that there's something wrong with him, just a little crossed eyed, but after the diagnosis and looking at pictures of that time, you could see the Retina not reflecting red with the flash light on, but a white milky appearance. So when you feel like there's something wrong with your child, I can advice to take a few pictures with the flash on and take a closer look. My godchild lost his eye, but the fast diagnosis saved his other eye and could be treated with radiation. he is living a happy life :-)

And then you will be a popsicle for the bear...how nice of you!!

Note: Apply pressure AROUND the wound -- ideally, above and below it. Do not apply pressure to the knife.

If I ever saw square waves in the ocean I would wonder who the hell dosed me with acid.

Unless you wandered into her territory (aka there may be cubs around), don't back up at all. Yell. Be loud. Put your arms up to appear larger than you are. If you're at home, grab a pot and a spoon or anything loud and bang them together. Absolutely positively, do not run. (Source: I used to live near mountain lion country, and sometimes they'd wander down the mountain and into yards in the winter.)

Show 'em who's boss

I worked as a technician at a bowling alley, I can confirm that the deck that holds / picks up the pins will indeed crush you, it’s extremely heavy, it’s controlled by a computer that doesn’t care if you are in the way and it will drop towards the lane without warning. I’ve no idea why you would think it was a good idea to slide underneath the deck, the sweep and the deck are both clearly very tough bits of kit, you aren’t! We had double safety locking systems on the power supply and physical stops inside them on our pinsetters so that when were working on them there was zero chance of them operating, They will chew you up and spit you out. Your coffin will be wide and flat.

This works for cats too. I saw it on a pet rescue where they thought (or knew) a cat had been poisoned with antifreeze. They lived through the worse hang over ever!

Any electrical engineers care to chime in on the voracity of this statement? This would be life saving information to have if true.

If you survive the car crash you mean...

No it isn't, you should lay on top of a fat person.

Or there’s a child with a balloon above you, it’s up to you to judge which is more likely….

Unless it’s projectile vomit, in which case this does not work. It does make the others in the house curious about what’s happening in the bathroom though

if your going to puke dont cover your mouth, itll come out your nose

I may try this the next time the dentist is trying to x-ray my mouth with that terrible plastic gag-inducing instrument of torture.

My wife calls my version of this my "zombie noises"... Not actual humming, but a kind of long, low moan. But it works most of the time, especially combined with icewater.

Just stay clear of anyone humming... since it may not work.

Morning sickness Mums should try this?

This would have been useful to know before I went to Six Flags a few weeks ago...

Hmm, I do remember doing this when I was a kid, cleaning up the yard after the dog. (Aka, picking up poop.) The smell is what would make me gag, and humming meant I wasn't inhaling.

Works for sucking d**k too, hum and you won't gag

This worked for me well I don't think anything will keep you totally from vomiting but it could help you delay and get to the bathroom or find something to vomit in.

This can definitely help - I have to combine it with slow deep breaths & laying flat with my head level with my heart. Basically works every time. But it's usually means I need a trashcan since I can't make it to the restroom. Or just lay flat in the bathroom & breathe! Breathing always helps!

Good to know

Omg this almost makes me want to gag so I can try it out!!!

Where was this my whole pregnancy.....

Not if I’m on a flight and I dressed Arabic...no thanks.

Holding your breath can sometimes work.

hhh I feel sick thinking about it

I needed to know this yesterday when I had migraine heaves at work

This tip for not gagging works for other .... adult activities as well

If you feel you're going to sneeze, look up at a light.

No it is not.

Not...always, but still a good tip

The humming sound like a trumpet if you still throwup?

Also - your mouth will start filling with saliva as a way to coat your throat and prepare for the vomit.