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You know how in school, there was always that one kid who just couldn’t stay silent no matter what everyone was talking about? They would raise their hand in the air and start elaborating on whatever it was that nobody, not a single one, had asked in that classroom.
Fast forward to today, and we see the same thing happening all around on the internet. And this particular subreddit titled “Nobody Asked” has collected some of the most entertaining examples of people explaining far too much even though they were never asked to do so.
Below we selected some peculiar examples, so scroll down, upvote your favorite posts and let us know what you think of it in the comment section!
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#1
Oh To Be A Good Christian Mother But Also A Survivor
Katinka Min 3 years ago
"They slink around the house like unfixed cats" BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Best vent ever!
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#2
Vegan Coworker
Kari Panda 3 years ago
I have a co-worker that I get along with really well who‘s vegetarian. I learned that only after YEARS when the topic randomly came up. I am still amazed by that. (In hindsight, I should probably have noticed she never ate meat, but I don’t pay much attention to what people eat and what not.)
Otter 3 years ago
The only time I ever tell co-worker I'm vegetarian is if there's an order for pizza, or someone brings in food and I have ask what's in it.
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Paul C. 3 years ago
I didn't eat meat for many years, no big deal just didn't want it. We had a company meal and a rather dim woman called Joyce was organising the food and said to me "I know you don't eat meat so I've arranged for you to have chicken". I'm not often lost for words, but I was on this occasion.
Lovin' Life 3 years ago
I totally read this wrong. I thought it said virgin. Oh my! It wasn't til I read the comments that I realized my mistake.
littlesaresare 3 years ago
My first year at university, my dorm mate told every guy she met that she was a virgin and wanted to change that. Every single one. Damn was it awkward.
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smugdruggler 3 years ago
A few years ago I remember a woman who was vegan decided to climb mount Everest, to prove that vegans were just as fit and healthy as meat eaters. She died about 2/3 of the way up. At least she died doing what she loved. Telling people that she was vegan.
Andrea Careless 3 years ago (edited)
You hate them? That’s a pretty strong word. Also, livestock are major sources of methane — a super strong greenhouse gas. Eating a more plant-based diet is environmentally better.
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IlovemydogShilo 3 years ago
What is it with people and their need to announce that they are either a vegan gay or do cross fit? Most people don't care and will take you as we find you. And for the Gay people, it's 2021 being gay is as normal and acceptable as being straight as it should always have been. Like the other things, it doesn't have to be announced along with your name when you meet someone for the first time.
Id row 3 years ago
Not their fault. If they don't mention it every 6 minutes, they start getting ready to explode. vegan-8-mi...5ab6f4.jpg 
Melissa Gallo 2 years ago
I had this coworker! She drove my boss so crazy that he had a partition built so our office would be separate (yes, really)
Riley Quinn 3 years ago
This is NOT permitted in my vicinity. I don't want to hear about your opinions on gluten, meat, sugar, GMOs, salt, or basically anything else regarding your diet. Eat it, don't discuss it.
Ms LaDonna 3 years ago
How many times I've said I was vegan..0! how many times everyone else said I was vegan? 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000+ please STFU!
Yoga Kitty 3 years ago
I have to refrain from commenting here, because... you know... well....
Truth Monster 3 years ago
I think I would go mad if I tried to be a pure vegan. There is nothing made in the modern world which does not have animal products in it, or used to make it. Even oil and coal are from bygone animals and plants.
Iapetos 3 years ago
Oil and coal don't count. You don't have to harm any animals in order to retrieve it. (Realistically, there will be a lot of environmental destruction and slave labour involved, though.)
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PixxelDust 3 years ago
David Attenborough has travelled the world, seeing many amazing sights and destinations. Yet not once has he ever found who asked.
Lovey Dove 3 years ago
I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO KNOW AL'S THOUGHT PROCESS WHILE COMING UP WITH THIS LMAO
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#3
I Figured It Belonged Here
You probably know a person who wouldn’t miss a chance to throw their opinion here and there, or give advice without being asked. And even though everyone seems to be less than impressed with their gesture, it seems like nothing can stop them. Are they just being nice? Do they feel an urge to show off? What’s up with that?
Psychologists believe that unsolicited advice-givers tend to be rigid in the way they approach life in general. They typically believe that they are right, and when they approach a problem, they often have difficulty seeing the situation from multiple perspectives. This is why you should always take such advice with a pinch of salt.
#4
Please I Just Wanna Get The Group Project Done
Madison Feehan 3 years ago
Group projects should be outlawed at this point unless you can prove your willingness to participate.
#5
Do You Even Lift?
#6
About Your Boomer Story
Sometimes, their perspective lacks humility and insight, even though they often seem very competent to people around them. Same with sharing their opinion on matters when no one really asks them. They wouldn’t do that if they genuinely did not believe they were right.
On the other hand, we just all have to accept that some people really like talking. You see, it’s much more fun to talk than to listen and not every talker can be a great listener. Moreover, we have to realize that one of the most powerful communication skills you'll learn is good listening at an early point in your life. After all, communication is meant to promote understanding between people and you can never get to that point if you’re not listening to others.
#7
What Am I Supposed To Do? Never Talk About My Family On The Internet?
#8
Give Me A Sign
#9
I Mean Yeah But Kettles
Madison Feehan 3 years ago
They may have started the conversation talking about kettles, but I feel like someone needed to let off some steam...
#10
“That’s Cool”
WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago
No one asked, but that doesn't matter. I'm here to let you know that I won't watch it and now you have to deal with that...
#11
On A Video Of A Fat Cat
#12
9 Years Mother F**ker
#13
“Yes I’m 27”
Call Me Mars 3 years ago
Other than that perv... I think the person's outfit is very beautiful and she has a lovely smile!
#14
They Just Wanted A Guitarist
#15
Ummm.... Well Done?
#16
Someone Give This Guy A Medal
Valisbourne Spiritforge 3 years ago
Besides of the lack of empathy in that post, talk about another Captain Obvious (if you were dead, you couldn't post you ignorant git)
#17
In The Comments Of A Comic
#18
Tell Me More
#19
No Better Time To Have Scabies Than When It’s Rainy
Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
I don't know why but this one is one of my favourites. Of all the things to say unexpectedly 😆
#20
Way To Bring The Mood Down. Top Visible Comment On A Meme Posted By A Cat Based Meme Group
#21
My Friends Mom On Facebook Grossed Me Out With This One
#22
Happy Birthday! Let Me Tell You About A Death In My Family!
#23
Yes Thank You For Explaining The Joke We Would Never Have Got It Without You
#24
He Was Born In August
#25
Stop Having Fun At That Party With Your Friends And Family, And Check Out The Moon
#26
Saw This In A Facebook Comments Section
#27
Someone Please Go Get Him
#28
Then Why Would You Post A Comment, Christina?
#29
On A Post About Dogs
#30
Found In The Latest Hot One’s Interview
#31
“Not Relatable” At Least He Upvoted
Lauren Caswell 3 years ago
Not relatable. My infinity gauntlet has square stone holes. But here's an upvote
#32
I’m Here For The Game, Not Your Sons Bowel Movements
#33
My Friend Who I Haven’t Talked To In Months Finally Texts Me About His Karma
#34
Ok, Genie
#35
I’m Not Even Sure What He Expected Somebody To Say
#37
Found This Gem On A Post From A Recipe Page
Olivier Caissy 3 years ago
“Because it’s cheaper” would have been easier to write, fewer words.
#38
We're All For Growth, But This Is An Asmr Cooking Video
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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 3 years ago
Me too! I thought of that while having a dump!
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Natalia A 3 years ago
I do not understand this obsession with sharing about absolutely everything online. Bathroom habits? sexual habits? fantasies? periods? pimples? rows with family and friends? relationship stuff? nothing is off limits and I don't understand it at all.
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ejfs 3 years ago
I'm actually starting to wonder how many of these are bots, trolls, attention seekers, or people who just aren't familiar with how social media works....
ThoughtsAreNotFacts 3 years ago
By far my favorite was the weird old toy doll post and someone replying about having a small white dog. Wtf is going on? Made me laugh/cry and I don't know why. I'm ashamed of how tickled it made me
William Teach 3 years ago
Let's be honest, a good chunk of people share way too much online. A lot of media stories are things we don't need to know about celebs.
Rand Johnson 3 years ago
It's almost Hallowe'en (I assure you, that's the correct spelling; look it up) and none of these are Hallowe'en themed. I was almost an editor, but I got a better job. Now, I drive a BMW.
Mary Bricklin 3 years ago
My birthday is Jan 26. Was having a nice birthday until some clown dmed me on twitter a few minutes before midnight. The awesome message they sent me was a screenshot of one of many articles talking about Kobe Bryant's death, as if it was my fault that he died. Just had to end my birthday on a sour note, I guess.
SilverSkyCloud 2 years ago
i dont get how #37 (the soup post) looks yummy, imo it looks like vomit
Random Anon 3 years ago
To be fair, I think some of these are just straight-up trolling, though it's hard to tell from texts alone.
Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
"Pardon me ? -I already have a boyfriend! -Yeah, whatever, here is your phone that you forgot at the library."
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 3 years ago
Me too! I thought of that while having a dump!
Load More Replies... Natalia A 3 years ago
I do not understand this obsession with sharing about absolutely everything online. Bathroom habits? sexual habits? fantasies? periods? pimples? rows with family and friends? relationship stuff? nothing is off limits and I don't understand it at all.
Load More Replies... ejfs 3 years ago
I'm actually starting to wonder how many of these are bots, trolls, attention seekers, or people who just aren't familiar with how social media works....
ThoughtsAreNotFacts 3 years ago
By far my favorite was the weird old toy doll post and someone replying about having a small white dog. Wtf is going on? Made me laugh/cry and I don't know why. I'm ashamed of how tickled it made me
William Teach 3 years ago
Let's be honest, a good chunk of people share way too much online. A lot of media stories are things we don't need to know about celebs.
Rand Johnson 3 years ago
It's almost Hallowe'en (I assure you, that's the correct spelling; look it up) and none of these are Hallowe'en themed. I was almost an editor, but I got a better job. Now, I drive a BMW.
Mary Bricklin 3 years ago
My birthday is Jan 26. Was having a nice birthday until some clown dmed me on twitter a few minutes before midnight. The awesome message they sent me was a screenshot of one of many articles talking about Kobe Bryant's death, as if it was my fault that he died. Just had to end my birthday on a sour note, I guess.
SilverSkyCloud 2 years ago
i dont get how #37 (the soup post) looks yummy, imo it looks like vomit
Random Anon 3 years ago
To be fair, I think some of these are just straight-up trolling, though it's hard to tell from texts alone.
Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
"Pardon me ? -I already have a boyfriend! -Yeah, whatever, here is your phone that you forgot at the library."
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