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Movies are everyone’s favorite pastime and any cinema fanatic will have no problem explaining their favorite movie plots to you for hours on end. However, sometimes it’s fun to look at things in a simpler way and poke fun at the ideas of popular motion pictures.
Our community members were asked to explain a movie plot badly - in a way that’s not necessarily wrong, but a bit too on-the-nose. Scroll down to see the results.
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#1
4 kids come out of the closet.
(Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe)
Final score:
146points
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#2
Redhead trades her voice for the ability to spread her legs.
Final score:
142points
#3
A guy finds a dead 14-year-old girl in the woods and kisses her.
Final score:
104points
#4
A guy has to witness the murder of his wife and children. But one son survives, slightly disabled. Some time later, the son is kidnapped and the father has to go on a long rescue mission. He is accompanied by a mentally challenged woman.
Final score:
103points
#5
Giant raisin with a rock collection cremates half the population.
Final score:
88points
#6
Not mine but my favorite.
Two women fight to the death over a pair of shoes.
(Wizard of Oz)
Final score:
85points
#7
Possessed toys come to life and ruin an artsy emo kid's life.
(Toy Story)
Final score:
84points
#9
Unpopular kids beat up a starving, homeless clown.
Final score:
82points
#10
Group of noble knights go on a quest but involuntarily end up oppressing people, fight a bunny and aaaaaaaargh
Final score:
73points
#11
Ghosts appear in New York and get yeeted.
Final score:
65points
#12
A cosplaying bat dangles a cosplaying clown off balcony to make him confess, but the clown finds it funny.
Final score:
62points
#13
A girl gets kidnapped and locked in a tower. Mother knows best but sike not your mother. Frying pan to the mans noggin. Help I need to see lights. Oh no. I scheduled my haircut for next week idiot. Married.
Final score:
56points
#14
Some guy without a nose has a bad obsession with a teenage kid. They all use sticks to kill each other.
(Harry Potter series)
Final score:
53points
#15
A guy wakes up a girl from a really long nap and she marries him anyways.
Final score:
50points
#16
Some dude wants to save his wife, but then some other dude cuts of his legs and his hand and lets him burn in a volcano
Final score:
49points
SCP 4666 2 years ago
How did my father die? I chopped off his legs and one of his arms and left him to burn in a river of molten lava
Andrew Good (Submission author) 2 years ago
Turns out be came back tho and he is now a robot with asthma and you have to kill him
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#17
A goth family loves to torture each other and tries to kill people who get in the way of their kinship.
Final score:
48points
#18
Children go to a weird school and risk their lives to save witches and wizards while the most powerful one "helps" them.
(Harry Potter)
Final score:
46points
#19
Racial allegory lead by bald man in wheelchair.
Final score:
45points
#20
Love triangle between a teen girl, a dog, and a hundred-year-old pedophile.
Final score:
44points
Laura Mende (Human) 3 years ago
A hundred year old pedophile who used to be a wizzard! And the hottest Hufflepuff since Newt Scamander. 😍😍😍 Go Cedric!
#21
Just a ton of sand. And some politics.
Final score:
42points
#22
A kid had to watch his mom get shot and then had survive without her. His dad didn't look after him since the dad had better things to do.
(Bambi)
Final score:
40points
#23
Hamlet: Safari Adventure
Final score:
37points
#24
An 18-year-old boy turns into a lamma and goes on a journey to go back to his throne.
Final score:
37points
#25
Guy just really wants a good piece of meat to go with his wine, but people keep bothering him.
Final score:
36points
#26
A shut in with low self esteem finally ventures out to only be kidnapped by an abusive wildebeest who she eventually falls in love with.
(Beauty and the Beast)
Final score:
35points
#27
Billionaire beats immigrant, then befriends him because their moms have the same name
Final score:
35points
#28
A drug addict with a toxic personality stumbles through life at the expense of her mentally challenged childhood friend.
What do you think ?
Eric Soliday 3 years ago
Spider-Man 3 Good Spider-Man meets his evil twin from an asteroid that gets frustrated with loud sounds.
Grahamalama09 2 years ago
a astronaut, drug addict, celebrity, guy with a knife, little boy, and a dead guy try to stop a musician from blowing up the moon.
Upsidedowndemoness 2 years ago
Child suffering from seasonal affective disorder befriends deranged domestic terrorist...How The Grinch Stole Christmas
thEBOrdeSTpaNDA 2 years ago
I cannot believe Terminator was not on here, so I'll do it: 1.) Arnold Schwarzenegger time travels to the 80s to kill a child that would never exist if he didn't time travel. (Because if he didn't time travel Reese wouldn't time travel so John wouldn't have been conceived) Arnold dies
Pol Sigerson 2 years ago
Most of these are just descriptions. This is more like it. “Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.” or American kills local leader causing power vacuum., assembles mercenary crew, kills again, abandons country with no exit strategy.
Your Mother 2 years ago
Man destroys planet after refusing to share his favorite toy with his sister. {Thor Ragnarok}
Lara Verne 2 years ago
1 -Girl convinces her boyfriend to get plastic surgery. 2- An amputee is obsessed with big fish. 3- 27 years old actress plays 11 years old ,overly optimistic girl
SCP 4666 2 years ago
Oh oh I know one...a grumpy old man who murders people for money saves a young girl from being shot. Later reluctantly teaches her how to kill
Daniel Atkins 2 years ago (edited)
1 Two monsters learn laughter is the best power source. 2 Man from the future sends his friend to the past to be his dad and help his mom change the future.
Izzy Curer 2 years ago (edited)
A meteorologist and an unlikely scientist must join forces to save the world from a harrowing weather anomaly.
Eric Soliday 3 years ago
Spider-Man 3 Good Spider-Man meets his evil twin from an asteroid that gets frustrated with loud sounds.
Grahamalama09 2 years ago
a astronaut, drug addict, celebrity, guy with a knife, little boy, and a dead guy try to stop a musician from blowing up the moon.
Upsidedowndemoness 2 years ago
Child suffering from seasonal affective disorder befriends deranged domestic terrorist...How The Grinch Stole Christmas
thEBOrdeSTpaNDA 2 years ago
I cannot believe Terminator was not on here, so I'll do it: 1.) Arnold Schwarzenegger time travels to the 80s to kill a child that would never exist if he didn't time travel. (Because if he didn't time travel Reese wouldn't time travel so John wouldn't have been conceived) Arnold dies
Pol Sigerson 2 years ago
Most of these are just descriptions. This is more like it. “Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again.” or American kills local leader causing power vacuum., assembles mercenary crew, kills again, abandons country with no exit strategy.
Your Mother 2 years ago
Man destroys planet after refusing to share his favorite toy with his sister. {Thor Ragnarok}
Lara Verne 2 years ago
1 -Girl convinces her boyfriend to get plastic surgery. 2- An amputee is obsessed with big fish. 3- 27 years old actress plays 11 years old ,overly optimistic girl
SCP 4666 2 years ago
Oh oh I know one...a grumpy old man who murders people for money saves a young girl from being shot. Later reluctantly teaches her how to kill
Daniel Atkins 2 years ago (edited)
1 Two monsters learn laughter is the best power source. 2 Man from the future sends his friend to the past to be his dad and help his mom change the future.
Izzy Curer 2 years ago (edited)
A meteorologist and an unlikely scientist must join forces to save the world from a harrowing weather anomaly.
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