I have cats. All boxes are kept.

After 60, you worry that you are going senile when suddenly the bread is on aisle 1.

Lightweight. Thems rookie numbers.

So can you?

So annoying when you have to tip out a basket of clean clothes because you need it to take the next lot on/off the line! Not sure about the washing & drying times though. My machine the shortest 'time' listed is 44mins, but it always takes a lot longer than that and I dry on the line, so time depends on weather.

i love cleaning, it's the only reliable source of dopamine i have left

This reminds me of when my next door neighbour would come over to play and I would tell them we were grounded. Good thing they never asked why, because the truth was I just didn't feel like hanging around them.

I have that conversation with myself everyday and it usually ends with, "F*&k it, I'm an adult, I can eat whatever I want!"

I once left before a comedy show because the queue was too long and it was obvious we wouldn't get in in time. (We've already waited almost an hour before the queue even moved.) Friends thought I was crazy as we had bought the tickets in advance. I left and had burgers instead. Awesome burgers.

In my case I am exhausted at night time and yet cant fall asleep!

I've moved to the top right. I'm extremely committed to it. Upsetting when I need more than one pan at the same time.

I was recently guessed to be 30 (I am 49). But then I realized the person who guessed was 17 and she probably thought anyone older than 30 needs a walker.

Have a bottle of wine for dinner to address both issues

My mom would always correct me if I said that. "You mean lie down!" (Lay is a transitive verb, lie is an intransitive verb.)

It's 8:47pm on a Friday night after a long work week. I'm in bed reading Bored Panda. I'm an adult and you can't make me go out!

Get a cat. They'll swipe off the counters.

Agreed. I got into some bad habits when I was on a med that made me crave salty and sweet foods at night. Now even when I don't have those sort of snacks in the house (and don't take the med anymore), I can't stop thinking about them around that time and my will power isn't as good as it was before that.

Mom voice: "Every penny counts."

I accidentally ended up with my pillow doubling in size and taking days to dry because I decided to put it in the washing machine this week. So I have been sleeping without one for a few nights and my neck is screwed!

It's like they mutate into yet more bags. I have the usual eco-friendly ones (?) but somehow they always get left in the car and I have to buy one. Then that goes into said original plastic bag.

Only true if you don't have your own kids. If you have kids, you start to realize the differences between the ages. So before I had kids, everyone who was 20 years younger the four older than me looked like they were the same age. Now that my kids are grown up I can give you approximate ages for kids I see on TV or out in the mall or whatever, but only up to the age of my eldest. If you are older than her but still 20 years or more younger than me, I just call you her age.

Mine too.

It’s how you wake up now. At 40-it’s how you’ll feel all day

I did this last year. Why does Aldi not have designated aisles or at least accurate labelling?

So true

Money goes fast when you have bills to pay

I am in my mid 30s and yesterday I lied down to sleep and realised I couldnt move my lower back to turn. First time I related to these ageing jokes . Guess good times are ahead.

Retirement is mostly days of boredom punctuated by periodic episodes of terror at the medical industrial complex.

My knees not hurting

Lift with your legs not your back, peeps!! And 8-9hr sleep at least is essential for normal functioning. If you’re thinking, no it’s not! I survive off 4hrs… then you’re just looking at me from the past and it’s not a healthy thing. Look what good it did to Margaret Thatcher, Adolf Hitler- both were strong proponents for surviving off minimal sleep.

i remember being able to run.....for fun!! and crouching down and being able to get up again;

this is one of the reasons i've started going to the gym after school - much easier to stay awake

When your 40 you hit the floor and slink away when you see someone approaching the front door

and buying a new pack?! fugeddaboutit!!!

Only ten minutes? Amateur!

Me as a student: Teachers know everything! They have everything planned! - me as a teacher: uhhhhhh..... game?

Pretty much...

Also, too salty.

Irish coffee

This is why my anxiety is even worse as an adult. I hate not knowing exactly what I should be doing.

This one hit hard. Edit: I know why. I'm angry because I have to work instead of enjoying life and travelling around the world. What I *can* do instead is always the same old everyday things, therefore I'm bored.

Twice today I had the realisation I hadn't even gotten my washing in the machine yet. Still haven't done it. Luckily I have a 4-day weekend to get it done in!

I always forget but my Instant Pot deliciously saves dinner in a timely manner anyway.

Until your internal organs go bad

Please let me be the victim of vile thievery and not just be irresponsible with money again! 🙏🏼

We pay for WATER? That one surprised me.

If only I could pay my bills in my sleep instead of just having nightmares about it.

And then you have those parents who say that, but hit their kids in the name of discipline.

Or a ten part series in one day

More than 5 is bordering on insanity!

ya'll gone make me lose my mind!!!

okay, but those 5-10 minute naps always have the dreams that seem to last hours.

Yeah how is it already November??! 💀