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The differences between Americans and Europeans, especially Western Europeans, seem to be endless, no matter where you look. The driving culture is different, the restaurant culture is different, and people carry themselves differently when they’re out and about. Even the smallest things, such as the temperature of drinking water, are things Europeans and Americans are ready to disagree on.

However, if there is one thing both sides can agree on, it's that they love teasing each other about these differences. Americans like to point at European high taxes, paid bathrooms, and awful smoking habits. Europeans, on the other hand, like to bring up the healthcare system, sugary foods, and the unfair tipping arrangements.

So, it’s no surprise that when the recent trend of things that the “European mind can’t comprehend” took off, the Europeans were ready to strike back. They all took it personally and came up with a bunch of things that the “American mind can’t comprehend,” and shared them online. Scroll down to marvel at the funniest of them all.

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BlindAres
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, if someone wants to lear at me, while I'm in a public restroom, through a small gap then they better be prepared to defend themselves.

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When it comes to the differences between the US and Europe, one has to remember that they both are quite big and have lots of different realities scattered all over. Living in California, for example, is not the same as living in Mississippi, just like living in France is not the same as living in Hungary. 

So, when it comes to a lot of these judgements, one always has to keep in mind that they often refer to the generalized portraits of society that reflect a lot of the common stereotypes. 

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    That being said, the differences are still notable. For example, one cannot deny that driving is very different on the opposite sides of the pond. The roads in the US are wider, cars are bigger, and distances are way longer. Cars are also more essential in America, too, as they are often necessary for a person to do essential everyday stuff like getting groceries and commuting to work. 

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    European roads and cars are more compact and the rules are more elaborate. Driving is often a hassle and owning a car can be very expensive. If you live in a city, you can easily get away without driving or getting a license for that matter and not feel any inconvenience.

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to get a full cooked breakfast on British Airways domestic flights, even on flights on a tiny turboprop that were an hour long. Was soooo much better than the 4 hour drive.

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    TheAmericanAmerican
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, this one's weak. I learned both the moronic imperial system AND the metric system in my 1990-2000s US education.

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europeans understand tipping. It is used to express gratitude for excellent service. What they can't understand is how employees are not paid a fair wage that is not dependant on the number of customers or their generosity.

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    This and many other differences between Europeans and Americans seem to stem from the value gap between the two sides. This means that, fundamentally, we simply have vastly different points of view. 

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    Adam S
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, to be fair I’m a Brit and I once ended up on this unexpectedly…I somehow almost reversed into a ride-on lawnmower. So I’ll forgive the Americans not getting this one either 😝

    Becky Samuel
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This begs the question of what on Earth were you doing in reverse on a roundabout? I think this one's on you. The whole point of a roundabout is that if you miss your turnoff you can just go round again. Reversing anywhere near a roundabout is insane.

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's be honest: this was never meant to be comprehensible. It's deliberately fiendish.

    Robert T
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it is the way that you are actually driving the wrong way (anticlockwise) around the centre circle, whilst traffic on the outside is going the correct way (clockwise).

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    James S
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Magic Roundabout in Swindon. I've used it and honestly it isn't as bad from the drivers seat as long as you give way to the right

    nm
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Greece there are STOP signs on every road before the roundabout. The cars that are already inside have the priority. Otherwise there would be a jamming.

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    Helena
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are correct. This just looks like a wreck waiting to happen to me.

    Becky Samuel
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody is taking the Magic Roundsbout at more than about 20mph max. You always go clockwise around a roundabout, and always give way to traffic from your right. All of the exits are well signposted. It's remarkably easy to drive.

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    Wilf
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Magic Roundabout" in Swindon. To be fair, when you get used to it, it really works very well. You can use the central anti clock-wise section to 'skip' going around the whole outer ring. So it has a much better throughput compared to a conventional 5-way roundabout. It also has the added benefit that a conventional, busy 5-way roundabout would definitely have to be controlled by traffic lights- which would create serious delays at this very busy location.

    SarcasticSloth
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the American that don’t know what this is - It isn’t JUST a roundabout, it is FIVE mini roundabouts surrounding ONE mega roundabout.

    Mr. Nurse Man
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like some Europeans don't know about Carmel, Indiana. https://www.builderonline.com/land/this-city-has-more-roundabouts-than-any-other-in-the-u-s_o

    Šimon Špaček
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very simple crossroad, it just connects all hell circles into one special circle.

    Igor914624
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are implementing roundabouts where I live in Texas. Definitely not as elaborate as this. And most US drivers can't figure them out.

    Joe Bloe
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IT only work in rural areas with very little traffic. You put it in a city, and it will jam evreywhere.

    EarthGrowl
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because there are no 73 foot or 22 meter trucks hogging two or 3 lanes.

    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a bowl of spaghetti, but roundabouts have gotten much more popular in the US in the last 30 years

    lemsip
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be Swindon. The only other country that has these roundabouts that I know of is Belgium.

    Hans Georg
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the worst example of a roundabout and a great example of stupidity.

    Gina
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You haven't been to New Jersey and experienced the new jersey, Jug handles

    Red Wyvern Emperor
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm european and I cannot comprehend what I'm seeing neither. XD

    René Sauer
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, I can´t either. What the f*** is this mess? P.S.: That is a rhetoric question.

    Quarkbeast
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy canoli, that's a next-level roundabout. Where the dickens is that????

    Glen Ellyn
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps it's tricky to figure out this particular roundabout in Swindon, but roundabouts are becoming more common in the US every day. Just saw a report on the local news last night that installing them at some troublesome intersections (as opposed to a traffic light) cuts down on serious T-bone crashes by 90%. Because traffic must slow down to negotiate the roundabout, any crashes that happen are not nearly as serious as before. They also cut down commute times. Not necessarily by a lot, but it's preferable to waiting at traffic lights.

    R.A. Haley
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the joys of a roundabout is seeing someone go straight through at high speed, hit the center hump and catch major air, then flip over and crash.

    Shane Hussel
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have several of those in my city. I don't see how they are superior though.

    Ozymandias73
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A roundabout? Ohhhhhh, never seen or driven on one of....oh, wait, yes I have. As we have tens of dozens in my city (Reno, NV) alone.

    Mary Kelly
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    live in dc, and they are everywhere...and they are gaining popularity...but, the bigger the roundabout, the scarier...some of the roundabouts in paris are a nightmare!

    ginshun
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one is a bit much, but go to Wisconsin - roundabouts everywhere.

    Ben
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are these crazy looking things called? I have been on round about my entire life and never see one like this. It looks like there are rounds abouts within round abouts.

    Nitka Tsar
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I‘m German and I don‘t drive often in bigger cities. Small ones are everywhere, which is fine, but I do not like the big ones

    B
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A traffic circle? Drove through two on Saturday in the US

    ginshun
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    everybody knows its a roundabout. enough with the "traffic circle" talk.

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    Rostit. .
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uh there is a round-about right on my way to work. so no, we comprehend them just fine.

    MR
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A roundabout within a roundabout. It's not like we don't have horrible intersections within intersections. They're all terrible.

    Stuart
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't ever want to have to be in a position to have to comprehend this.

    Alicia M
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are roundabouts all over the place in my city but this one is more complicated. Some people can't even get a basic one correct.

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    Sum Guy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In SA, most (in new houses) open to the outside and are top-hung and not bottom-hung. I feel that is better since they aren't falling back on curtains or blinds

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    Take individualism as an example. Americans tend to prioritize individual freedoms over the role of the state in one’s life. They prefer to pursue their goals without the government’s interference. Europeans feel the opposite. They believe that the state needs to ensure that society as a whole is healthy and taken care of. This comes before one’s personal objectives. Overall, it often means that in America, people tend to build themselves up while in Europe, people are more oriented towards communities.

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    Mrs. Ginger McSarcasm
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They exist in America. They're just not the same as they once were. The toy is in one half and the food part in the other half

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    The difference between the personal and the communal come in play in the same driving example. In the US, the cars are bigger to accommodate the driver’s personal needs. In Europe, the cars are smaller so that the roads can accommodate more drivers. 

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    TheAmericanAmerican
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But but how else are the bloodsucking insurance companies supposed to make their profits??? Who'll think of the billionaires?? 🥺

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    Americans are also more tolerant of offensive speech as they put freedom above anything else. Having a right to express your opinion, no matter how inflammatory it is, is a big part of American mentality. As much as 77% of them believe that “people should be able to make statements that are offensive to your religion or beliefs publicly.” 

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    jimmy jack
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Living in Germany these are on every house, dont have A/C but these really help keep the house cool

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    Annik Perrot
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used to be common here. It's the original bidet, for washing "down there". Bidet is a deprecating name for "horse", since you had to ride it. It was introduced in the late 19th century... as a preventative for both MSTs and unwanted pregnancies, and was first popular with courtesans. "Honest" women didn't touch ( or wash) " those places".

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    Europeans, on the other hand, are a bit more cautious about things like that. Many tend to be more conservative and prefer to keep their controversial opinions to themselves. 

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    TheAmericanAmerican
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best add the mainland European minds to the list since I've yet to meet one who does this ;)

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    The American dream—the idea that hard work will get you further in life—is also still a big part of the American lifestyle. The majority of them believe that you are the one in charge of your own success and your efforts determine where you will end up. No wonder hustle culture is so popular there.

    In Europe, people are a little more wary of such ideas. For example, 69% of Germans agree that success in life is pretty much determined by forces outside of your control. This could be your family, your sex, your race, your orientation, how rich you are, where you were born, etc. Maybe that’s why Europeans tend to shun excessive work and value work-life balance more.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm German like that clown and I can't comprehend this either. I hope he just wants to share with 12 buddies

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    All in all, we are quite different. The great thing is that we can often see past these differences and get along quite well. Sure, we might tease each other about car transmissions and measurement systems, but it’s all rooted in deep fondness for one another.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everywhere though. Come to the Netherlands and you will pay like 3 euros for a small one ( 1/4 liter , which is half the size on te picture)

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    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The UK must be way smaller than I thought. It takes 2 days to cross my state on car

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents did this in the 1930s. Pretty sure we can get a handle on it.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my lord. I'd like to assure any American readers that you are not alone - this is an abomination regardless of nationality.

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