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The comments sections of social media posts can sometimes be cesspools of negativity. But they can also be a comedy goldmine of witty remarks and clever banter between users.

Enter the Epic Top Comments 2.0 Facebook page. It’s an assortment of screenshots featuring post replies with self-deprecating humor, facetious one-liners, and quips that sting in the funniest way possible. With 340,000 followers keeping the content coming, there is no scarcity of laughs here. 

We’ve picked some of the best wisecracks about the 2024 Olympics, questionable condiment decisions, and traumatic employment experiences. If you want to be a bit naughty in the comment boxes, here are some examples you can emulate.

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    FABULOUS1
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha not skinny but nicely toned body middle aged lady with boobs that look like she never had kids who just won the mega millions lottery jackpot

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahaha someones loved and cherished boyfriend hahaha

    Bookworm5000
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Not scared to come out as bi HAHAHAHAHAHA rich and successful author HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA someone with no social anxiety HAHAHAHAHAHAHA visits to Norway

    Jenna Kay
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giggle giggle, snort, bwahahahaha able to pay all the bills!!!

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha NOT insane person with questionable friends

    Thom Serveaux
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Odd, I don't remember ever laughing at a pudgy 30something gal who can't walk properly, and yet...

    ValdaDeDieu
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-multi-billionaire and bestselling author...

    Dick Fint
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahahaha! Surrounded by a mediocre lady who loves me for my own mediocre self.

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    Illigal organ harvest, soneone using your body for enternainment only, and human trafficing . Im not falling for this jinxs dont you eighter ❤️

    Patrick H
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you may have had a stroke while you were typing this. Go see a doctor, please.

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    Traveling Lady Railfan
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've recently learned that if a group or organization cannot exist without one person, it's not a group. It's not an organization. It's one person doing all the work and a whole bunch of other people just happened to be there.

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    Deadpan humor makes these comments tolerable despite their slightly harsh tone. In a nutshell, deadpan humor is delivering a joke or witty remark with very minimal emotion. 

    Deadpan humor seems more effective via text, where detecting the sentiment behind the delivery is more difficult.

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    Ren Karlej
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    4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband struggles with subtitles... he's dyslexic. As around one in ten people are, that's going to be a lot of people who struggle with subtitles for very good reasons. Though personally I like them, but then I'm a bit deaf!!

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness we all find different people attractive. Chances are you’d die in the crush or die old and single otherwise. I’m still going down the old and single route anyway!

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    Unlike slapstick or topical humor in sketch comedies, deadpan humor is about wit and wordplay. Through intellect and irony, it urges its viewers to think beyond the obvious. 

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    Some famous names who have incorporated dry humor into their comedy acts are the late great Norm Macdonald, “Mr. Bean” Rowan Atkinson, Sarah Silverman, and Aubrey Plaza.

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    Chicken Nugget
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least half of all anxiety/depression is caused by not being financially stable

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    Deadpan humor isn’t for everyone. According to an article by Tampa-based comedy club Side Splitters, it tends to appeal more to people with an intellectual and witty outlook.

    These people are known to have a keen sense of irony and enjoy juxtaposing life’s mundanity with sharp-witted observations.

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    However, the unique flavor that dry humor brings can also be the source of its potential risks. As the article points out, the subtlety of delivery and the irony may lead to confusion. Some people may even take offense.

    Dry humor may also be overused, creating a disconnect with the audience. For this reason, veteran comedians vary the delivery of their jokes or switch up their comedy styles to preserve the effectiveness of their punchlines.

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    Let’s switch the conversation to you, readers. Which of these epic top comments were the funniest for you? Would you read through the comments section if these were the replies you’d find? We’d like to hear from you!

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    UKGrandad
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    4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking the joke to the next level: By using ticks as their weapon, the vegans are exploiting animals for their own agenda, thereby violating their own principals. The vegans are no longer vegans. Edit: violating principles, of course. Autocorrect thought that violating principals was the more likely option 🤔

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    Melody
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    4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t keep my phone on silent because I’ve just never been able to feel phones vibrating. But I do have it set to automatically turn on do not disturb when I should be in bed. Edit: Well, I’m stupid. Of course silent or vibrate are different. I wasn’t thinking at all. But yeah, still don’t use silent except when I actually need to because I want notifications???

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    Schnitzel
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My experience is that women don't seem to notice them either so it's a tiebreaker.

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely LOVED seeing Snoop at the Olympics. Almost as much as watching the US news services putting a disclaimer saying that there were two ways to read the medal tally!!! 😂😂😂

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    Karina
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To ve fair, i would probably have said that too, only I do have two 😅

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered about that (if it was his given name). Talk about living up to your name!

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    martin734
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Err I shave, I am naturally quite hairy and I don't like body hair. Shaving everything below my neck takes time.

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    Corwin 02
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Henry Ford attributes all evil to Jews or to the Jewish capitalists," . "The Jews caused the war (WW1), the Jews caused the outbreak of thieving and robbery all over the country, the Jews caused the inefficiency of the navy" Such a nice guy.....

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    Kalevra
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats because bro wont let you spoon him at the beach. smh.

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    Wang Zhuang
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    4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the yellow one should be Selena Slowmez, but maybe that's just me

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    DoNotGoGentleIntoThatGoodNight
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can do stupid better.....As a kid, I used to watch prehistoric programmes (walking with dinasours/monsters etc) and actually thought the cameramen figured out how to go back in time to film them.

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    The Scout
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As much as I detest him, he takes his stunts seriously. When they made MIssion Impossible 4, it is said that they had a perfect copy of the top of the Burj Kalifa tower ready in the studio for a scene, when Tom Cruise suddenly insisted on filming on location and doing the stunts on the actual building.

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we'll need to know the expiry date and the CVV as well!

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    Chicken Nugget
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whoever can afford to buy a house tall enough to house a giraffe can afford a giraffe as well

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't help but read it in my head in Lil Wayne's voice (he says basically the same line in the song Down)

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    DoNotGoGentleIntoThatGoodNight
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I look like trash either way.......but atleast I don't hide behind make up or image filters

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