"I'm sorry, it's going to take me quite a while to finish drinking my coffee using these chopsticks"

Even as a semi-professional photographer, if I am doing an actual job for you that will benefit you, I will be getting paid. I don’t mind if it’s half of your normal rate, but at least something. Exposure is great but — especially if photography is your only job and you don’t have other income — if you are offering your time, it’s only fair to have some sort of compensation.

Keep an eye on the dog, all the time, and microchip him. Do not let him wander free near those lunatics. Do no let him be alone in the backyard unattended, in case they decide to throw "food" or "toys" over the fence. People can be s**t. Better safe than sorry.

These supposed influencers just need to STOP. You want something go work for it.

In short, it's a huge honor they are willing to take a free dishwasher from you, that must be worth something!

Nobody messes with Terry's kids or yogurt

Oh, BOOM. No f's given.

I am starting to think that at some point people succeed in begging as they are still doing it so much.

Don’t worry, next time they’ll just die in front of them. Just say no to drügs kids /s

Carolina reapers coming up next

Dude, I'd be happy to share a name with a dog. Who wouldn't want an animal twinsie? Oh, people who think animals are less than humans. Disgusting.

I'd cry too if I had a parent like this.

As a photographer the only time WE pay anyone is when we are hiring a model to create a specific image either for our own promotion or artistic vision. This logic is like, "We want the restaurant to bring the food to our event and pay us to eat it."

Just... Wow!

STOP WEAPONISING YOUR KIDS YOU DISGUSTING GREEDY POS

Fruit cake .... that's the person, not the extra item she wanted.

Sounds like someone used to getting their way by bullying their neighbours.

LoL straight to the point, no wasting time here.

The paramedics should beep the horn next time and wait for the patient to finish having their heart attack before parking. Sounds like a great plan /s

People get so weird about this. My partner noticed a guy in some FB group had the same name as him so he commented on his post pointing it out, like "Hey, nice name!" And the guy blocked him 🤷🏼‍♀️

.... pathologically religious

“Because I can’t eat ice cream today, you can’t eat ice cream either” is such an… interesting philosophy

They sell birthday cakes on other days then my birthday too. Darn capitalists.

And millions of people aren't catholic.

Oh well, let the Catholics miss out on ice cream. I don't think it would bother Protestants, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, etc etc.

Ex Catholic here, and nobody apart from that sad individual cares about those ads.

Other religions don't enable child molesters so there's that.

Ash Wednesday is the first day of Lent. If you are Catholic and giving up ice cream for Lent do you expect the ice cream to not advertise for the next 40 days? Some people give up other things that they enjoy. Do you want the TV to be silent for 40 days because your neighbour is not going to watch it for Lent?

Pretty sure the majority of Cincinnatians are not Catholic. Reminds me of the joke where a guy moves into a Catholic neighborhood and every Friday he grills out and the smell is driving them nuts. They finally get him to convert and the Priest comes out and performs his ritual and says, "you were born a Christian, you were raised a Christian, you're now a Catholic". The neighbors all breathe a sigh of relief until Friday comes and there's that smell of steak. They all go rushing over to the guys house and he's there at the grill covered with steak saying "you were born a cow, you were raised a cow, you're now a fish."

I also fast based on my religion. If your religion is threatened by ice cream, it's not really strong anyway

Is someone a little hangry?

We get our (minimal) share of bible bashers in the UK. JW's and occasional American-talking Mormons... present-day Crusaders, maybe, being over here preaching? Both rarely receive a good reception, lol.

LOL, That's almost the definition of delusional. I can't believe others fell for it.

Best comeback

Actually, this is the best recommendation. When I'm looking for a place, I usually look for the lowest ratings and their justifications first. Much more informative than the five star ratings. Now the EAH (entitled backdoor opening) made sure that I'll read her full review. The food is great, the service is professional and kind. Good. Excellent. I'll visit the place for sure.

Part of growing up is learning to deal with disappointment.

Classy!

Both her mothers? That a*****e is delusional. If I were you, I wouldn't let her be near my daughter without supervision.

"Two hundred bucks!" ... "Sorry, it was a limited time offer."

This is the one time I have thought, "I hope this happened in the USA. And I very much need her to have been charged for all of the needless work she created."

And what exactly is this person bringing to the group, is she going to be giving away things of equal or greater value? I love buy nothing groups! But my ISO posts are things like "used glass tincture bottles" and "empty egg cartons." And my give aways are things like a desk, houseplants, glass jars.

Needs sectioning asap.

What happened to manners ?

I nearly fell off the chair laughing.

I've never heard of something so illegal. Tell the bride, groom and venue to get f****d. Undisclosed charges are illegal, and your bank would happily wade in on your behalf.

I wouldn't exactly call having sex with a mikitary spouse a service ...

She should have been cited and fined for using 911 for being such a stupid women.

OMG that hurricane is SO inconsiderate. You should ask to see its manager post haste.

Durex need to see this, perfect advertisement for their products.