They think providing all things needed for the child's care is like a bonus or something?

This seems like a troll. Must work weekends without notice and pay. Also vegan organic food is mad expensive here unless you grow your own

So he or she is asking a complete stranger to be their kids' parent.

Good lord, I feel bad for her kids. They'll be either little monsters or little mice dealing with this kind of parent! And who on earth thought it was a good idea to breed with her???

My recommendation is to pay more than slave-labour wages and live in the real world. I'd love to know if these people get a reality check in the comments.

Yep, the clown sums it up nicely...

Why did they even bother to have kids? They don't sound capable of raising a plant without assistance. Poor kids...

Say what?she's going to dump her kids on someone else because of a cell phone!

The only people who would apply for this will probably turn out to be a psychopath

It's really annoying me they can't be bothered to write PM!!!

“Here’s Johnny….”

Bet the poster doesn't work 'extra hours' for nothing.

The nerve of these people!

Am I right in reading this as “Pay us $900 per month to be our nanny”?

This one is still bad, but better than others we're seeing.

For comparison, I made more money per hour working a part time farm job in the early 70s when I was 12.

If you're earning £15ph it's not very likely that you can afford to own a horse

Sounds like some advertisement for a tropical vacation or something - except it comes with a toddler.

This is an HOA community? What does that have to do with it other than maybe you can't park at the house? I guess this would work if a couple applies with one the nanny/house keeper and the other working for pay.

Not a parent, but I would be suspicious of someone who wants to hang out with small children for long periods of time for no money. Very suspicious.

Bonus points for it being split shift and red flag that they keep their kitchen cabinets locked up. Locking one cabinet where you keep some alcohol / expensive stuff = okay. Locking all your cabinets = controlling freak show.

$200 every two weeks? Wow. What the heck is wrong with these people??

Maybe I'm missing something, but a lot of these parents seem very keen to trust virtual strangers with their small children. Sounds risky to me.

I think I vomited in my mouth, just a little bit.

I feel sorry for this one....

If you want to just work and do zero percent of the parenting, why did you have kids?

Figure out how sentences work first.

Free child care not provided by the government or family seems like you are asking for someone to use your kid for something.

Doesn't sound too bad a deal for someone looking after their own kids anyway.

I want some of whatever she is smoking.

They would have a better time renting the room out to a lodger and then using that money to pay for childcare

how are they gonna verify tattoos lol, especially if they're in areas normally covered by clothes

What if you don't like music like me?

What gets me here is she is running a cleaning company and you just know she is not charging less than $50 or $65 per hour for her services, what a crappy Hypocratic biatch.

What now? Could this message be more confusing?

Yes, it's a long shot

Why did you censor the word drug?

I get paid less than this and I have to pay all my bills and food. This one sounds easy

Why do people choose to have children they can't afford to raise?

Gracious of them not to discriminate against the bi-lingual Muchas gracias.

Maybe folks should look into giving their children away if they don't have time to parent? Not serious, but I really don't get why one parent doesn't stay at home if they can't afford childcare for such long hours?

The grammar is infuriating

"Clean drivers licence"? What does it mean?

Given how expensive London rent is, this could be an okay deal. A room frequently goes for at least £800 a month now. So if they were saying £200 a month with 3 hours of childcare on weekdays (15hrs a week, 60 a month), minimum wage is £12ph BEFORE tax and NI so that's about the equivalent of £600 a month after deductions. It could work for some people.

Actually, "not someone too chatty" was the most reasonable part to me. I am an introvert and from time to time have been around people who need to hear their own voice the entire time they are in the room. To a person of my personality that is F-ing draining.

Again, pay us to work here. Again, another reason to despise Chevy Chase.