It’s only fair that all parents want what’s best for their kids. Especially when a child is still new to this world and you need someone to help to navigate them in this big and complex environment. That’s when a nanny comes in – someone you can fully entrust your child to without worrying about it.
And while we all know that finding a good nanny is a mission in its own right, some parents seem to take a more delusional approach to it. From requirements through the roof to offering “free hands-on parenting experience” and charging a live-in nanny, these are among the countless nanny job ads we just couldn’t make up.
Below awaits the selection of the weirdest and craziest screenshots of nanny jobs that make you wonder what these parents were thinking.
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Anyone Who Has Worked In Childcare Knows She Hit Babysitter Bingo
This poor teenager would rather walk the doggos of the people in our neighborhood for 3 dollars per doggo.
With the increasing number of households needing a nanny to help care for their children, finding a good one is becoming increasingly difficult. And while it’s important to stay realistic when it comes to setting requirements for the nanny, some parents fail to do so, as seen in the numerous examples shared in this article.
It all comes down to the fact that every parent wants the best for their children. The thing in question is how differently moms and dads understand what exactly is best. For some, it’s free hands-on experience in childcare; for others, it’s another delusional request.
Delusional Babysitter Requirements
A bachelor's degree for $10 an hour, 100% attendance required but has to deal with last minute arrangements? How bout no
What Do You Mean You Can't Afford It
Another important aspect to note when it comes to a perfect nanny match is how much more cautious parents are becoming when it comes to ensuring their children's care. That’s where probably the most important factor comes into play when looking for a nanny–trust.
Any Master Graduates Looking For A Babysitting Job For 18$ A Day?
I don’t think this person is very smart either if they can’t do the damn maths and work out how much they’re paying
75 Cents An Hour For Babysitting
Are these the very same parents who complain about everything being anti-child? Just because your children play a role in your contribution to exploitation, and people aren't willing to have any of it, these people are not child haters. Ok, maybe they hate YOUR children, depends on how much delusion they already internalized...
Of course, a nanny must have the necessary qualifications and experience, but it is also important to find a nanny who is naturally kind and nurturing. Parents want someone who will be a positive role model for their children and will be able to provide the right kind of guidance and support.
But how and where do you find this whole package in a person? How do you determine if they have what it takes? From background checks to recommendations, from conducting interviews to having dinners with the whole family, parents go to great lengths to make sure they find the right person to whom they can entrust their child.
Babysitter Wanted, Must Be In Collage
Childcare Is So Easy, It Should Be Cheap Right?
This basically comes out to 1.11$ an hr per kid...take that as you will...
Free Babysitter Needed
Nanny For Free
So you'd let a stranger who not only agrees to work for free but also pays half of your grocery bills and is willing to breastfeed your baby look after kids too young to tell if something is not right. Because let's be clear, no one of their right mind without sinister motives would do that and we haven't even talked about your overall entitled language.
No wonder nanny cameras are becoming a booming business with more and more parents opting to keep an eye on their child and the caretaker while they’re away. Having said that, it’s important to address some very important safety and privacy concerns and issues around nanny cameras that parents should be aware of. So we reached out to Daniel Markuson, the cybersecurity expert at NordVPN, who happily shared some insights.
Markuson warned that hidden cameras should never be used to monitor anyone and thus compromise their privacy. “Nanny cameras should be used for security reasons only, such as making sure your child or pet is safe,” he commented. So if parents see nanny cameras as a way to allow their babysitters to earn their trust, this is the wrong way to do so.
Need A Babysitter/Slave
Right because your low income and poor life choices are the babysitter's problem
Well, to be fair, those are also the children's father's poor life choices. Where is he and why isn't he paying child support?
Load More Replies...It's a real problem, that poor people can't afford to work because it costs them more to go to these crappy jobs than to stay home. This here is not entitlement, it's desperation.
This is sad. This person would likely qualify for childcare assistance, but there wouldn't be a place for them to go when a they work at night or on weekends.
This is kinda entitled, but also I feel like context and situation matters
I mean on the one hand, she's a c**t but on the other hand, I kind of feel bad for her cause it seems like she has no family support.
Yeah… that’s pretty spot on. She’s completely unreasonable - but also feel sorry for her. It’s not easy to pull yourself out of that spot at that point.
Load More Replies...Your statement is Exactly why everybody is so pissed about Roe v Wade being overturned.
Load More Replies...How about asking a familymember to take care with you for the kids?!? In the past parents, grandparents and grandkids lived in the same house, which makes it possible to take care of childcare by grandparents and grandparents being taken care of by their kids and/or grandkids.
Many people do not have family. Or have family who is toxic.
Load More Replies...If you can't care for children with your salary, you shouldn't have kids.
She Wants Childcare/Housekeeper For $1.70/Hour. The Sad Part Is People Are Actually Offering To Do It At Her Price
What's The Going Rate For Full-Time Childcare For A Kid With Special Needs?
I’m curious how a 4 year old has been diagnosed as ADHD. It sounds like a typical 4 year old behavior. My son was in 7th grade when diagnosed, and had to go through some rigorous testing. I think people throw stuff like this in because they want you to feel sorry that they have a special needs child and you’re willing to give them a financial break.
Pay Me To Be My Live-In Nanny
"The main privacy issue is that if not protected properly, any smart camera (including a nanny camera) can be hacked,” Markuson warned parents who are considering getting a nanny camera. “If this happens, a malicious third party will be able to access the camera’s feed and see not only what your child is doing but also you or your other family members who are in the same room as the camera.”
To ensure this does not happen, it is important to adjust your nanny camera settings in a certain way. First, it’s checking your camera’s password settings. “Set up your IP camera to require a password. The password should be complex, unique, and consist of no less than 12 characters. According to NordPass research, people often fail to change their admin passwords. In fact, the most popular password in the U.S. is 'guest,' which is also a common admin password,” Markuson explained.
$100 For A 60-Hour Per Week Plus Vegan Food Costs Sounds Like A Deal
Women only is common in these wanted adds. Do people realize women can also be predators? 🤷 This list is making me sad.
Single Mom Would Like To Pay Less Than 2$ An Hour For Childcare
K, I know reproductive choices are becoming more limited in the US, but.... A momma boss playing for sympathy because she is "a single mother" is like the restaurants that say customers would have to pay more for their food if they had to pay more than a tipped wage.
Babysitter Needed
Soooo this person wants a low wage sitter who has to keep up with a high level medical procedure (feeding tube) ... I'm sure the 12 year old will have the experience to handle this situation😳
Wanted: Live-In Slave
ALLOWANCE? That's sounds derogatory based on the requirements ... I am surprised the "daily report" doesn't have to be in a certain format.
Another important step is to enable your camera’s security features. “If you bought a camera that encrypts data transmitted via the internet, turn this feature on. And always update your device with the latest security patches.”
Last but not least, it’s safest to hide your online traffic with a VPN connection set up on your router, the cybersecurity expert argues. “If you set up a VPN, like NordVPN, on your router, you can connect and secure any number of gadgets with a single device slot. Any device that connects to it, including your home security camera, will automatically be private on the internet,” Markuson told us.
Woman Wants $2-3/Hour Childcare
I Just Love The Way They Think
If they are also babysitting on this trip, then yes you also have to pay them otherwise it’s not really a vacation for them is it?
2.73 Per Hour Is A Normal Rate For Childcare, Apparently
Wonder why she doesn't try to get the kids grandparents to babysit? Maybe they wanted more money too. Yeah this is going to sound harsh, but the "I am a single mother" card doesn't gain any sympathy. People should have either a) looked seriously at the state of your marriage/ relationship and finances before reproducing. b) taken better precautions for birth control or c) made a different choice when they got knocked up, there is adoption even for pro birth people. We got enough people in the world, and that "single mother" is not such a rare genetic specium that human kind will suffer without her DNA in the gene pool. If one loves kids so much they should go into teaching or work in daycare. Yes I know a parent can die or just walk out, but that goes back to asking if one partner can support a kid before having one. I never had kids, because I asked myself these questions before having kids. I wasn't willing to take the risk that my partner was going to stick around and even with a teaching degree, I knew that would be enough to support a kid. I do like kids, that is why I became a teacher instead of being a sympathy seeking "single mother"
Nanny For 1-2k A Year? Awesome
$2,000 per YEAR?! If one just blue-sky assumes 40 hrs a week, 52 weeks a year, that is less than a dollar an hour.
I Wonder Why Her Babysitter Stopped Texting Her For Less Than $2 An Hour
Pay Me To Live In My Master Bedroom And Babysit My Kids
The Minimum Wage Is Almost $15/Hour In My Country, Yikes
Wanna Earn Less Than Minimum Wage With Triple The Responsibility?
I need to pay rent! And buy groceries too! I cannot live on your pay! I doubt anyone else can either!
Oh, You Just Need An Experienced Babysitter With A Very Specialized Skill Set Willing To Work For $20/Day. Comin' Right Up
Woman Is Always Begging In Our Neighborhood Page But Wants Childcare On A Premium Day And Thinks It’ll Be Cheap
Fifty Cents An Hour For Quality In-Home Childcare
Plot twist: the father and babysitter was having an affair and that's why she got pregnant.
Job Ad For Premier Pool Service. Am I Being Dramatic Or Getting Paid $10 An Hour To Do All This Is Just Insane?
We need full time babysitter, entertainer, cook, tutor, chauffeur and cleaner all-in-one. We pay $10/hour.
Please Perform Slave Labor For Our Self-Reliant Child Who Still Needs A Nanny McPhee
None of these people should have had crotch goblins they don't seem to be able to afford them.
These parents really want to pay the absolute bare minimum for someone to look after their fücking child? Looks like they don't care about their kids enough. Or they'd be willing to pay more, I don't even think they can't, I think they don't want to. And these are probably people who wanted children, and a family. Imagine what its like for the children who weren't actually wanted...
What amazes me the most is the degree requirement. For what purpose do these people need a college educated person to watch their kids. And why on earth would you spend the money getting a degree only to watch kids.
Professional Nannie's can make good money and many have degrees or special training. But you're looking at starting rates of about $30/hr here in So. Cal.
Load More Replies...When reading such posts, I feel always sad, because the best solution for almost all of those families would be some kind of government (or company) paid child care to give the parents time and peace of mind to work and provide for the family. Sadly, children seem not to be seen as an investment in our future. Just imagine, what kind of people this little ones can grow into, if raised and educated collectively by professionals who are paid well and treated with respect. Edit: we moved to another country when our second one was just 6weeks old. The first years, I only worked for the childcare, to give both of them the opportunity to socialize and grow into the community and the new culture. Without family or friends, we had to rely on private paid help by babysitters and private kindergarten. We are very lucky to be able to pick and pay. Unfortunately, not everyone has this opportunity and almost always the children suffer
Half of these feel entitled and delusional, but the other half - they're still completely out of touch, but they seem desperate. You can't pay what you don't have. But you can't work without childcare. This is why subsidized local childcare (daycare etc) helps lift people out of financial instability. It's an absolute must that isn't properly invested in. Some people are just trying their best. That said, if you know you can't offer competitive pay, you can at least make it as easy on the sitter as possible. No extra chores. No unusual requirements that aren't for the direct health and safety of the child or children. But even then - if you can't offer anywhere near minimum wage and you need full time care - I'm sorry, but that's just not going to work.
This is from one of those reddits that got so popular that people just made up lies for clout. Be especially critical of these posts
You may be right. Mind you, I have met some very entitled parents that I could imagine writing such an ad. So at least some of them might be real.
Load More Replies...Some of those look like desperate single mothers fallen on hard times seeking help, others are plain out entitled and some just fake as hell. My SAHM SIL was babysitting two kids for some of those rates at her own house, just to help some other moms out. If you're a desperate mom needing a sitter so you can go to work, go to a mommy group and look for a SAHM who's willing to take your child when you bring it to her for sometimes a token amount of money, don't try to get a sitter you can't afford
For many of these, "babysitter" and "nanny" are funny ways of spelling tutor.
A good nanny does teach the kids. If you pay actual money for your nanny you can get one educated in child development. They teach the babies ABC's counting, motor skills. They'll usually put the baby on a schedule so they are getting exposed to different activities every day, teach them manners, etc. That's why you pay a nanny and not a babysitter,
Load More Replies...I have met a parent like this and the child was alternating between sadness and stroppiness, because they had been taught they should get everything they wanted. Poor little thing, I felt so sorry for her.
I couldn't get through them all. I think this kind of entitlement comes from the notion that a mother who stays home to look after her own kids is "not working". Female labour has always been regarded as unimportant and not worth paying for and mothers have been expected to do it for love alone, so people are shocked when someone other than a mother expects money to do childcare.
Are all these people high? WTF? "My kids are very well behaved". Yeah, my a**. These people are delusional.
The delusions here are off the scale! I can't even fathom the sheer audacity. Seriously wtf.
#3. "Children are basically angels". I'll bet money that's not what you say when those angels aren't being angels. And no child is an angel 24/7/365.
Where do all these posts wanting rent for a room on top of free babysitting or asking people to provide money for snacks/entertainment, or wanting the babysitter/nanny to provide their own car...etc.. BUT want them on-call 24/7 for childcare think the money comes from to PAY THEM to babysit THEIR child ?? How many independently wealthy people do they think are out there just waiting for the chance to babysit their child for free/pay THEM for the privilege of watching their child?? Zero. That's how many. ZERO
I suspect on a lot of these posts the people who used to babysit for less than slave wages were family and/or friends, but these OPs now expect everyone else to follow the same deal and they're finding out that's not the case
I don't get the criminal/child abuse checks on these. Just because they don't have a record, it really doesn't mean anything other than they haven't yet been caught. Don't get me wrong...background checks are important when dealing with childcare, but these wages are so low, how do they expect to get quality aboveboard people just because they threaten background checks? These ads just scream "I don't care enough about my child to pay for quality care" and pervs are answering back, "I'll be right there!"
As delusionary as these are, I think it's more of an indictment of the lack of parental and child support in what is arguably the richest nation in the history of the world, the same one where the so-called "pro-life" & "family values" party constantly votes against those things.
What is up with "must provide food"? As a nanny/babysitter for almost 20 years, I never had to bring food for the kids, it was always provided, and 99.9% of the time was provided for me as well. Yes, I may have had to make a hot dog or mac and cheese occasionally, but it was always provided.
Some of these are terrible for sure, but let me tell you, life happens and I know it, even with a really good job, you can't go to the really good money making job if you cannot find anyone to watch your kid, I work weekends and start at 6 am, us healthcare workers who are single parents know the absolute desperation of trying to find people who will watch our kids, and have people say things like "maybe you shouldn't have kids then" well I have them now and I'm responsible for them. It's hard,
The pro birthers hypocrites should be forced to provide free babysitting for all the women in poverty the Christians are controlling
Pretty scandalous. I really hope people don't take these jobs for the wages offered. Totally get that childcare is expensive but it's no reason to not value someone's time.
Tell us you don't care about your children without telling us you don't care about your children. You seriously get what you pay for - fork over the funds for a responsible child care provider.
Uhm... this is kind of sad, so many of them look desperate, because single mother have to work and can't afford daycare. The entitled way of phrasing seems like disguise...
None of these people should have had crotch goblins they don't seem to be able to afford them.
These parents really want to pay the absolute bare minimum for someone to look after their fücking child? Looks like they don't care about their kids enough. Or they'd be willing to pay more, I don't even think they can't, I think they don't want to. And these are probably people who wanted children, and a family. Imagine what its like for the children who weren't actually wanted...
What amazes me the most is the degree requirement. For what purpose do these people need a college educated person to watch their kids. And why on earth would you spend the money getting a degree only to watch kids.
Professional Nannie's can make good money and many have degrees or special training. But you're looking at starting rates of about $30/hr here in So. Cal.
Load More Replies...When reading such posts, I feel always sad, because the best solution for almost all of those families would be some kind of government (or company) paid child care to give the parents time and peace of mind to work and provide for the family. Sadly, children seem not to be seen as an investment in our future. Just imagine, what kind of people this little ones can grow into, if raised and educated collectively by professionals who are paid well and treated with respect. Edit: we moved to another country when our second one was just 6weeks old. The first years, I only worked for the childcare, to give both of them the opportunity to socialize and grow into the community and the new culture. Without family or friends, we had to rely on private paid help by babysitters and private kindergarten. We are very lucky to be able to pick and pay. Unfortunately, not everyone has this opportunity and almost always the children suffer
Half of these feel entitled and delusional, but the other half - they're still completely out of touch, but they seem desperate. You can't pay what you don't have. But you can't work without childcare. This is why subsidized local childcare (daycare etc) helps lift people out of financial instability. It's an absolute must that isn't properly invested in. Some people are just trying their best. That said, if you know you can't offer competitive pay, you can at least make it as easy on the sitter as possible. No extra chores. No unusual requirements that aren't for the direct health and safety of the child or children. But even then - if you can't offer anywhere near minimum wage and you need full time care - I'm sorry, but that's just not going to work.
This is from one of those reddits that got so popular that people just made up lies for clout. Be especially critical of these posts
You may be right. Mind you, I have met some very entitled parents that I could imagine writing such an ad. So at least some of them might be real.
Load More Replies...Some of those look like desperate single mothers fallen on hard times seeking help, others are plain out entitled and some just fake as hell. My SAHM SIL was babysitting two kids for some of those rates at her own house, just to help some other moms out. If you're a desperate mom needing a sitter so you can go to work, go to a mommy group and look for a SAHM who's willing to take your child when you bring it to her for sometimes a token amount of money, don't try to get a sitter you can't afford
For many of these, "babysitter" and "nanny" are funny ways of spelling tutor.
A good nanny does teach the kids. If you pay actual money for your nanny you can get one educated in child development. They teach the babies ABC's counting, motor skills. They'll usually put the baby on a schedule so they are getting exposed to different activities every day, teach them manners, etc. That's why you pay a nanny and not a babysitter,
Load More Replies...I have met a parent like this and the child was alternating between sadness and stroppiness, because they had been taught they should get everything they wanted. Poor little thing, I felt so sorry for her.
I couldn't get through them all. I think this kind of entitlement comes from the notion that a mother who stays home to look after her own kids is "not working". Female labour has always been regarded as unimportant and not worth paying for and mothers have been expected to do it for love alone, so people are shocked when someone other than a mother expects money to do childcare.
Are all these people high? WTF? "My kids are very well behaved". Yeah, my a**. These people are delusional.
The delusions here are off the scale! I can't even fathom the sheer audacity. Seriously wtf.
#3. "Children are basically angels". I'll bet money that's not what you say when those angels aren't being angels. And no child is an angel 24/7/365.
Where do all these posts wanting rent for a room on top of free babysitting or asking people to provide money for snacks/entertainment, or wanting the babysitter/nanny to provide their own car...etc.. BUT want them on-call 24/7 for childcare think the money comes from to PAY THEM to babysit THEIR child ?? How many independently wealthy people do they think are out there just waiting for the chance to babysit their child for free/pay THEM for the privilege of watching their child?? Zero. That's how many. ZERO
I suspect on a lot of these posts the people who used to babysit for less than slave wages were family and/or friends, but these OPs now expect everyone else to follow the same deal and they're finding out that's not the case
I don't get the criminal/child abuse checks on these. Just because they don't have a record, it really doesn't mean anything other than they haven't yet been caught. Don't get me wrong...background checks are important when dealing with childcare, but these wages are so low, how do they expect to get quality aboveboard people just because they threaten background checks? These ads just scream "I don't care enough about my child to pay for quality care" and pervs are answering back, "I'll be right there!"
As delusionary as these are, I think it's more of an indictment of the lack of parental and child support in what is arguably the richest nation in the history of the world, the same one where the so-called "pro-life" & "family values" party constantly votes against those things.
What is up with "must provide food"? As a nanny/babysitter for almost 20 years, I never had to bring food for the kids, it was always provided, and 99.9% of the time was provided for me as well. Yes, I may have had to make a hot dog or mac and cheese occasionally, but it was always provided.
Some of these are terrible for sure, but let me tell you, life happens and I know it, even with a really good job, you can't go to the really good money making job if you cannot find anyone to watch your kid, I work weekends and start at 6 am, us healthcare workers who are single parents know the absolute desperation of trying to find people who will watch our kids, and have people say things like "maybe you shouldn't have kids then" well I have them now and I'm responsible for them. It's hard,
The pro birthers hypocrites should be forced to provide free babysitting for all the women in poverty the Christians are controlling
Pretty scandalous. I really hope people don't take these jobs for the wages offered. Totally get that childcare is expensive but it's no reason to not value someone's time.
Tell us you don't care about your children without telling us you don't care about your children. You seriously get what you pay for - fork over the funds for a responsible child care provider.
Uhm... this is kind of sad, so many of them look desperate, because single mother have to work and can't afford daycare. The entitled way of phrasing seems like disguise...