I'm British and cracked up reading this.

Good for standing with your employees. Contrast this with those "nobody wants to work" employers.

Some of us can't help that we have resting bitchface

What you need to do is go down to your local church, ask the priest for a reverse emancipation form, check the "child" box (it's between the forced labor box and the internment box). Get the form notarized by a religious leader, political leader and the local sheriff. Make 3 copies, have each one signed by a family member then shove them up your butt.

brilliant 🥹

This is honestly a perfect way to describe freedom of speech

GO BARBARA!!

I have read this a few times in different places from different people. And to be honest, some of the most horrible, intolerant and rudest people I have met have been extreme religious people.

The tin man is eating your food now Karen!

I love the c as a u in abused!!

That person can't be THAT stupid, right?

Everytime i see this I laugh. Most cultures love to see people try the clothes, hairstyles, foods that they have. It's only the really weird that hate it. Also if we're not allowed to try anything and just look or be like our 'culture; is, isn't that a form of segregation???

The reason faith and science don't get along is science answers questions while faith questions answers.

And many of the people who cut out the seatbelts are prematurely dead, as are many unvaccinated.

When parents expect the entire planet to censor content so they don't have to.

Beautiful

Only accepting blessings???

She knows that with her attitude she never will be and wanted to wear it at least once before she puts it back in her hopeless chest.

A Karen being a Karen about "Karen". Not Caring.

Why did they even have a child?

this literally makes me so mad. how entitled are you to think this way?!

"Of course you're right. If you'll give me your address I'll also ensure that the used bags are sent to you as proof that I use them correctly."

Bring this back but with a twist, that the employee can be as abusive as the customer being abusive so they know they can't get away with it.

did everybody clap as well

Disgusting 🤮

I have started telling people bluntly " it sounds like you have spent to much time on facebook, because thats not reality " It moves the "evidence" into the plattform it belongs and older people choke when they have to defent "internettknowlegde". i have had some sucsess in at least shutting down discussions by saying i wont listen to undocumented c**p from that site (and others) but its also fun to see their brain implode while working out the "logic" of why their info is good while everynone elses info is bad.

maybe because it’s closed? idk just a thought…

My dog somehow trained HIMSELF to be my hypoglycemia alert dog with ZERO input from me. I'd love to see what the activists would've thought of THAT.

Had this in a pub near me. Been there for donkeys, is open till 01ish on a weekend, everyone knows this so some people have bought a flat opposite and have complained that much your now not ALLOWED to talk in the smoking area. Wankers

what the actual hēll…

How on earth would you know the spiritual beliefs of your waiter? Does she read it in her ice cubes?

and this karen is the same person who complains about kids being attached to screens 🙄

I wouldn't worry too much, ma'am. "Andy" is so much better than what we're calling you.

"I get to decide what people call him"....how can you be THAT delusional?

Mom should start a separate fund for paying for Andy's mental therapy when he gets older. He is going to need it to deal with his mother issues.

My SIL named her son Aleksander and insisted that everyone should call him just that. This was in Australia mind, so that didn´t last!

Jesus f****n Christ - My lads name is shortened all the time, he likes it, so that's what he gets called, it's his choice

You know what I have found? You'll get called what you'll answer to.

I'd think "Andy" sounds better then "the kid with the crazy a*s mom". Just my opinion, but do you Karen...

Imagine if the kid becomes trans and decide to go with Andrea instead, her friends can still call her Andy 😜

I wish everyone could have this much free time…

"I'm his mother and I get to decide what people call him" 🤦🏼‍♀️

You are overreacting, and his name should primarily be his business not yours. If he don't want to be an Adrew, but forexample a John, then let him change it. Andy or Andrew who (besides you) cares? As long as what they call him is not demeaning it shouldn't be a big issue. Just take comfort in the fact that if that is the biggest issue in your life, and you have enough time to spend so much of it on this, you are living a pretty good life. Now leave that principle alone, so he can spend some of his limited time on solving some of the real problems (like bullying) that might be in his scool.

Poor kid

I know several Andrews. all grew up as Andy.

Hey, if Andy was an Aussie, he would be called Drew. Or something stupid like Navel Lint. Kids will always get a nickname.

When Andy grows up, Andy will be picking their nursing home.

A sexually frustrated Karen with a lot of time due to her laziness.

Maybe HE WANTS to b called Andy. Maybe he doesn't CARE or HATES Andy, but clearly THAT doesn't matter to her

and your name will be Karen for the rest of your life! lol